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HOLY CRAP. The forum made me barf!

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Willco

Hollywood Square
I made some Ramen noodles and strained them, and added olive oil plus some parmesan cheese. Then someone made a thread about night shifts and softcore porn, then I realized the texture of my noodles was like stringy semen.

I hate you guys.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Ninja Scooter said:
worse, he already knew what the texture of stringy semen would feel like...in his mouth.

:lol
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Pfft. I know the texture of stringy semen from my hands! Never in my mouth! MELTS IN MY HANDS.
 

DMczaf

Member
Willco said:
Pfft. I know the texture of stringy semen from my hands! Never in my mouth! MELTS IN MY HANDS.

best%20hand%20job.jpg
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Open wide Willco!
ramen.jpg
 

Boogie

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Willco said:
I made some Ramen noodles and strained them, and added olive oil plus some parmesan cheese. Then someone made a thread about night shifts and softcore porn, then I realized the texture of my noodles was like stringy semen.

I hate you guys.

You're welcome :p
 
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