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[truffleshuffle83]

ultimate 360 accessory. PS3 is dead. bomba total

http://media.xbox360.ign.com/articles/681/681144/img_3317224.html

 

[Straightballin]

wtf lmao

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

Is that his crotch shining with divine light?

 

[BlueTsunami]

:lol :lol at his crotch

 

[truffleshuffle83]

this just in chuck norris' crotch powers USB devices

 

[BorkBork]

See now THAT's worth 20 bucks! :lol :lol

 

[velvet_nitemare]

Now all they need is Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef

 

[Black_Mamba]

This faceplate will make your 360 unbreakable.

 

[brandonh83]

This faceplate will make your 360 unbreakable.

Yeah, and it would never overheat; Chuck is the epitome of cool

 

[Seventh Son]

someone please capitalize his name in the topictitle. You never know if Chuck reads this

 

[truffleshuffle83]

just give us a shawn michaels one and 360 will win this gen by default

 

[Kolgar]

Is that his crotch shining with divine light?

:lol :lol :lol

Thanks, man, you made my night!

 

[Archie]

just give us a shawn michaels one and 360 will win this gen by default

:lol

 

[Illuminati]

Do the buttons on his shirt not function properly?

 

[Lemurnator]

Do the buttons on his shirt not function properly?

I think they're just simply too afraid to button.

 

[Eel O'Brian]

Once you snap that on, you won't even need to plug in the 360 anymore. It will be a source of self-generating power, feeding off the residual energy from all the roundhouse kicks Chuck Norris has delivered throughout his life, and any he will deliver in the future.

It will still overheat, however. Nothing can ever fully contain the white-hot fury of Norris.

 

[truffleshuffle83]

Do the buttons on his shirt not function properly?

buttons cannot contain chuck norris. his ches hair was strong enough to bust them open

 

[Speevy]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[HyperZone<3]

I'm almost certain thats from Invasion USA. Chuck was pretty dang hard in that flick, as he always is.

Nikko was easy. Now it's your turn. One night you'll close your eyes, and when they open I'll be there. It'll be time to die.

Don't be like Nikko, respect the almighty Norris.

 

[John Harker]

Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.




... When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[M3wThr33]

"It" was funny when it was about Vin Diesel and original. Then "it" attached onto Chuck Norris and suddenly it was much less original.

 

[koam]

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

 

[truffleshuffle83]

Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.




... When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

chuck norris didnt have to catch pokeman they all actually jumped into his balls as he walked by, yes his balls and not pokeballs

 

[truffleshuffle83]

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

not today, not ever


no 24 faceplate ...seems over for bauer

 

[captainbiotch]

... When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

I lol'd

 

[Speevy]

not today, not ever


no 24 faceplate ...seems over for bauer

What if you could have Bauer screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" when you turned your system on and off?

 

[truffleshuffle83]

What if you could have Bauer screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" when you turned your system on and off?

vaders would be better

 

[Seventh Son]

"It" was funny when it was about Vin Diesel and original. Then "it" attached onto Chuck Norris and suddenly it was much less original.

Vin Diesel sucks.

 

[John Harker]

I lol'd

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

 

[Oblivion]

Vin Diesel sucks.

QFT.

I miss Walker: Texas Ranger.

 

[FeedMeAStrayCat]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Illuminati]

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

Steven Segal > Chuck Norris

With karate he'll kick your ass.

 

[truffleshuffle83]

oh hell no...i know you didnt even try to compare him to norris

 

[Speevy]

Jean Claude Van Damme

"You're mine Bison."

 

[Illuminati]

oh hell no...i know you didnt even try to compare him to norris

If I didn't have to get up for work early tomorrow I would be photoshopping a Norris vs. Segal karate fight to the death face plate for the Xbox360 right now.

 

[stressboy]

Segal would just scare us all with his real hairline.

 

[jenov4]

Hilarious!

 

[RaymondCarver]

If I had a 360, I'd so get this just for sheer shock value. Fujisauwa kick!

 

[Error Macro]

holy shit

the power of that faceplate is intense

it's like looking into the ark of the covenant

i think i bruised my eyeballs

 

[Stinkles]

Time for Ownage: Here's mine.

This faceplate smashed my both of my tibia because I almost hid Chuck Norris's face behind the IR receiver.

 

[BuG]

Time for Ownage: Here's mine.

This faceplate smashed my both of my tibia because I almost hid Chuck Norris's face behind the IR receiver.

Looks like he's trying to rip a fart.

 

[Sho Nuff]

UH OH GATECRASHERS

 

[Seventh Son]

someone please make a faceplate with this one. Its my favorite Chuck Norris pic.