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HOTD 2....the horror
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Tenacious-V
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My sister played one of the bigger roles in the movie..... I still didn't go see it in theatres....
themadcowtipper
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ManaByte said:
Tenacious-V
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She played Liberty, the girl dressed in the american flag outfit..
themadcowtipper
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Tenacious-V said:
never seen the movie did she show her TaTas
Tenacious-V
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themadcowtipper said:
Nope, no dice bro (thank god!!). She's got a no nudity contract.
Her in outfit, and on set..
Escape Goat
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My dad wrote the theme to Reading Rainbow
Escape Goat
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DCX said::lol :lol :lol :lol Knowing that...and your avatar=comedy gold
DCX
Explain quickly!
Tenacious-V
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Soul4ger said:
In what way??
Escape Goat
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Tenacious-V said:
:lol :lol
Tenacious-V
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Well I was just wondering about specifics. If he meant at how shitty the movie was, or ashamed of going nude or something....
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DCX said:
I have a confession. My dad didn't write it. Well, he never said he didn't so I guess theres a chance he did.
Tenacious-V
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DCX said:To be honest that outfit is cheesy and the movie she was in should be deleted from humans conscious and subconscious. Just for starters
DCX
Didn't bother her at all. She did a great job in the movie, even though it was complete ass. There's only so much you can do to act out well in such a badly written script.
She got pretty good publicity and in a bunch of newspapers I saved clippings from, they said things like "with the exception of Kira Clavell (screen name)...... *insert bad comments*"
She got payed well, and is filming other things now anyway, so I don't think she cared to much about this one.
Tenacious-V
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DCX said:Good for her then, then again i'm the brother of the sister that hangs out with Fredro Starr
DCX
Yeah, she's doing good.
This is what she's done so far http://imdb.com/name/nm0165413/ along with some other tv shows and commercials not shown. There's also a couple other movies she's filming right now that she won't tell me about.
It's not like she's a huge hollywood actor or anything, but she's pretty well off.
StrikerObi
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I watched this movie last weekend with some friends. It's fucking awful. The thing is, the film is SO bad it's pretty hilarious.
For bonus hilarity: watch with the commentary track to hear Uwe Boll get a phone call from Christian Slater and compare House of the Dead to Gone with the Wind and Schlinder's List.
For bonus BONUS hilarity: craft drinking games for the film (both commentary and non-commentary versions)
For bonus hilarity: watch with the commentary track to hear Uwe Boll get a phone call from Christian Slater and compare House of the Dead to Gone with the Wind and Schlinder's List.
For bonus BONUS hilarity: craft drinking games for the film (both commentary and non-commentary versions)
FeedMeAStrayCat
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I think I post this in like all these Uwe Boll threads, but I actually enjoyed House of the Dead. Nothing spectacular, but FAR from horrible. Now Alone in the Dark, that was by far worse than House of the Dead.
EDIT: I'll also add that I actually enjoyed the videogame snippets in the original movie. You obviously don't see that very often in movies and well.. it had an artistic sense to it. My wife agrees.
EDIT: I'll also add that I actually enjoyed the videogame snippets in the original movie. You obviously don't see that very often in movies and well.. it had an artistic sense to it. My wife agrees.
StrikerObi
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Biglesworth23 said:
Are you kidding? They used clips from the game in House of the Dead. The movie looks like it was put out my Troma for christ's sake! Of course, that's probably why it's more enjoyable than AitD, because it's just so awful you have to laugh at it. AitD is just so awful it's awful.
themadcowtipper
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You forgot the most important reason why it sucked...How the kids got fighting skills out of nowhere...they were suddenly Ninja Like....StrikerObi said:
Rabid Wolverine
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Watched the first one recently and fuck what a pile of shit it was.
Videogame footage in a movie :lol
The director/writers/most of the actor's one by one should be:
Videogame footage in a movie :lol
The director/writers/most of the actor's one by one should be:
FeedMeAStrayCat
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StrikerObi said:
I don't know, perhaps it's because I heard such awful things about it, and then I saw it, and went.. "Well.. it wasn't awful".. maybe my mind's tricking me, who knows..
I've definitely seen far far worse movies. Island of the Dead, Full Frontal, and Crime and Punishment in Suburbia come to mind.
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ChrisReid said:
Thanks dude! I'm sure she'd be glad to hear that.
Not to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but that movie really did make her stand out as a much better actor than the rest. She did make the rest look like bad B movie actors.... :lol :lol
Still a terrible movie though.......
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Jewbacca said:
Nah, it's just cause they aren't officially announced as in production yet, so she can't tell me about them. She's been married for about 7 years now so there's no chance in hell of porn, along with a no nudity contract....
Seriously though, sometimes it is like this guy is the actor. Uwe Boll.
Haven´t listened to the commentary on HOTD, but I did on Alone in the Dark, and if it wasn´t serious he would be a brilliant comedian (guess he is anyway).
I mean, he apologizes for his dogs making noise in the background, talks bad about Reid for not showing her boobs (due to american prudeness) and claims that she didn´t really pull off the sort of acting needed in Alone in the Dark (Action?) and that comedies prolly are better for her...
Oh, and on the boob thing he is also quick to mention that Loken will show it all in Bloodrayne... haha, insane I tell you.
He compares his movie(s) with alot others, and ofcourse his are the better ones.
It is comedy gold and I recommend everyone who has the movie complete with commentary track to listen to it. First movie I watched entirely with directors commentary and not without...
Haven´t listened to the commentary on HOTD, but I did on Alone in the Dark, and if it wasn´t serious he would be a brilliant comedian (guess he is anyway).
I mean, he apologizes for his dogs making noise in the background, talks bad about Reid for not showing her boobs (due to american prudeness) and claims that she didn´t really pull off the sort of acting needed in Alone in the Dark (Action?) and that comedies prolly are better for her...
Oh, and on the boob thing he is also quick to mention that Loken will show it all in Bloodrayne... haha, insane I tell you.
He compares his movie(s) with alot others, and ofcourse his are the better ones.
It is comedy gold and I recommend everyone who has the movie complete with commentary track to listen to it. First movie I watched entirely with directors commentary and not without...
DonasaurusRex
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....no ....no...seriously who in their right mind...they MUST be talking about direct to video.
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