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Hotel guest hurled racist abuse with fire extinguisher hose up his bottom

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Premier Inn guest hurled racist abuse with fire extinguisher hose up his bottom

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A hotel guest emerged naked from a storage cupboard of a Premier Inn with a fire extinguisher hose up his bottom, a court was told.

Joseph Small, 20, stripped off and grabbed the appliance on the fourth floor corridor of the budget hotel. He then put the hose between his buttocks and began touching himself, Westminster magistrates’ court heard. Small also urinated on the carpet before a hotel worker wrapped him in a towel and escorted him down to reception.

He then hurled abuse at the Bangladeshi member of staff, telling him: ‘This country has been taken over by al-Qaeda – go back to Pakistan.’

In the lobby, Small again urinated in front of tourists, shouting: ‘I come from Sheffield in England.’

He caused £450 damage, the court was told. Small admitted criminal damage, racially aggravated harassment and outraging public decency at the Leicester Square, central London hotel on October 31.

Prosecutor Izolda Switala-Gribbin said: ‘A member of staff by the name of Hassan could see a naked man in the corridor on CCTV. He went with a towel and then escorted him down to reception.

‘Hassan then watched CCTV showing the defendant coming out of a storage cupboard, naked and urinating on the lift door. The defendant could also be seen on CCTV placing a fire extinguisher hose and masturbating at the same time. Hassan called the police.’

Small racially abused the two police officers who arrived.

The court was told Small had travelled from Sheffield to make a deal on a used car.

Sentencing was adjourned until December 3 for reports.

Metro

I like how the article included a picture of a fire extinguisher, just in case somebody hadn't seen one before.
 

manfestival

Member
I like how his racial comments somehow overshadowed the fact that this dude is naked, with a hose in his butt, and peeing on everything.
 
If he went to all that trouble and didn't squeeze the lever, then what was the point?

if a fire extinguisher was stuck in a bottom and didn't go off, was there ever really a fire extinguisher in a bottom?

jesus. even this is getting too deep for me and i'm a rectal philosopher, professionally speaking.
 
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Mohonky

Member
Normally i just think yeh seriously, someone said something racist, why is this news; but this is mostly certainly a news worthy incident!
 
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