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[SlickWilly223]

Well I have a party to go to right now. Cool, it's going to be tons of fun, what with the ladies and the green.

But there's always that FUCKER who needs a ride, and I don't mind giving others a ride... but in this case, I CAN'T give him a ride. My left blinkers out, my clutch has gone to shit, my E-brake is non existant... My father doesn't want me going out with that POS, hell, even I don't want to drive it until I get it fixed tomorrow.

No sir, that's not a good enough reason for this fucking leech.

"Dude, give me a ride? Why can't you? Clutch? You drove it the other day... E brake? You don't need that, bring along some cinder blocks! Besides, if you can park it in your garage without an E-brake you can do it on the street. Left blinker?! Fuck that, you're only makin' right turns anyway!!"

"Even so, my dad won't let me take the old Maxima out anyway... I'm just going to have my brother bring me."

"Can I hitch a ride?"

"..."

I outta fuckin' punch him in the throat. I'm a nice guy, I give him rides all the time. But fuck him, I'm out of options here, my brother has his truck right now and there's only room enough in there for 2 people. He's known about this thing all day, he should have perfected his game plan at 2PM when I told him I couldn't bring him.

If I he manages to get to the party, he outta give me a fucking ride home just for bothering me.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Does he not know other people, you can always pass him off to other people.

 

[Brannon]

One day he's going to need a ride to the store, but your car is going to blow sky high. You and him will both see it, and what will he say?

"It's just a little airborne; it's still good, it's still good!"

Some days, only a stun gun to the nuts will do.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

don't pick him up. Say you forgot. Either he'll get the point, or he'll complain at which point you can tell him to "fuck off" and then he probably will stop asking for rides.

 

[Chony]

"Stop Short" when you are driving him. He will get a completely different message. Depending on how he responds, act accordingly.

 

[Incognito]

why even pick up the phone call when you know what the discussion is going to center around?

 

[CajoleJuice]

why even pick up the phone call when you know what the discussion is going to center around?

:lol That's what my friends and I did to one of our not-so-close friends. We always knew he was calling for rides. He never got the hint though. Only college ended his endless stream of ride requests.

 

[Macam]

Say "No" and be done with it. You don't have to be rude or anything, but if he can't comprehend that, he won't get far in life.