Bullet Club
Banned
Here's mine:
I don't remember listening to the normal version of WAP on Spotify, just the superior Richard Cheese version.
The rest of the report is correct though.
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How Bad Is Your Spotify?
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Here's mine:
I don't remember listening to the normal version of WAP on Spotify, just the superior Richard Cheese version.
The rest of the report is correct though.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I switched to Apple Music this year so this is a little out of date.
Jethalal
Banned
The thing is mine is very wrong. I don't listen to Billie Eilish at all, heard her 2 songs once, thought they were trash and never played them again. This doesn't takes data from Alexa, I mostly use Spotify on Alexa and the spotify integration is kinda bugged. Otherwise, it would've had only Kanye West, TheWeeknd and Tyler, the creator.
Jethalal
Banned
What do you use then?
There are still alternatives to what.cd, many pirate sites if you want.
Tesseract
Banned
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
It really analyzes your music.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Spotify puts the anal in music analyzation.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Not too bad, I'd wager. I stand by all my choices.
Menzingers & HWM nice
Rock And Roll
Member
Does it give anyone a passing grade or is it just meant to shit on everything you listen to?
Jethalal
Banned
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RavenSan
Off-Site Inflammatory Member
Considering the point of it is "How bad is your spotfiy" -- I don't think it's possible to get a good rating.
lunnuyu
Member
> Your spotify was drag-queen-brunch-cavity-inducing-sweet-pop-ponytail-pop bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Madonna, Katy Perry, and Ariana Grande for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> First-in-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos bad
> britney-in-vegas bad
> albanian-pop-agenda bad
> heavy-eyeliner-avril-stan bad
> stan-army-lieutenant bad
> But wait, it gets worse:
You listen to these tracks too much:
You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?
I-...
> Thank your obsessions with Madonna, Katy Perry, and Ariana Grande for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> First-in-line-for-the-Chromatica-Oreos bad
> britney-in-vegas bad
> albanian-pop-agenda bad
> heavy-eyeliner-avril-stan bad
> stan-army-lieutenant bad
> But wait, it gets worse:
You listen to these tracks too much:
- Фаталити by Elena Temnikova
- Move Your Body - Gabry Ponte Original Radio Edit by Eiffel 65
- Сумасшедший by VIA Gra
- Бриллианты by VIA Gra
- Деньги by Glukoza
- Elena Temnikova
- Vintage
- Madonna
- Lady Gaga
- SEREBRO
You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?
I-...
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
Christmas is ruined
> Your spotify was heavy-eyeliner-avril-stan-suburban-80s-14-year-old-who-just-discovered-punk bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Avril Lavigne, new wave, and Dead Kennedys for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> lilith-fair bad
> boomer-relaxation bad
> heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad
> swiftie-fangirl bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like March Of The Youth by Brains All Gone and Sole Sucker by Lords Of Acid.
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.
Shutting down.
> Your spotify was heavy-eyeliner-avril-stan-suburban-80s-14-year-old-who-just-discovered-punk bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Avril Lavigne, new wave, and Dead Kennedys for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> lilith-fair bad
> boomer-relaxation bad
> heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad
> swiftie-fangirl bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
- Save Me by Brains All Gone
- Christine - Demo Version by Siouxsie and the Banshees
- Don't Change by INXS
- Pepper by Butthole Surfers
- Back in My Life by Alice DJ
- Bloodhound Gang
- Garbage
- The Go-Go's
- The Dead Milkmen
- Avril Lavigne
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like March Of The Youth by Brains All Gone and Sole Sucker by Lords Of Acid.
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.
Shutting down.
Prison Mike
Banned
Mines free so fabulous.
Forsythia
Member
Pretty fun. 
> Your spotify was nineties-dorm-room-hail-satan bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Veruca Salt and Death metal for that.
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Shutting down.
> Your spotify was nineties-dorm-room-hail-satan bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Veruca Salt and Death metal for that.
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
- Don't you tell ME by BAND-MAID
- secret MAIKO lips by BAND-MAIKO
- GIONCHO by BAND-MAIKO
- Phantom Self by Sepultura
- Different by BAND-MAID
- Megadeth
- BABYMETAL
- Rammstein
- Sepultura
- Metallica
You're too trendy for your own good. You know there's good music from before 2019, right?
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Shutting down.
LaughingStock
Member
This is pretty funny.
> Your spotify was twitter-fighting-twitch-streamer-night-at-the-roxbury bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Billie Eilish, video game music, and What Is Love for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> two-tone-wig bad
> mid-nineties-flannel-shirt bad
> original-motion-picture-soundtrack bad
> music-to-stalk-boys-to bad
> lilith-fair bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Michael Salvatori's Destiny (Original Soundtrack).
Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
> Your spotify was twitter-fighting-twitch-streamer-night-at-the-roxbury bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Billie Eilish, video game music, and What Is Love for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> two-tone-wig bad
> mid-nineties-flannel-shirt bad
> original-motion-picture-soundtrack bad
> music-to-stalk-boys-to bad
> lilith-fair bad
> Here's what else is going on in your aural trash fire:
You listen to these tracks too much:
- ilomilo by Billie Eilish
- I'm Still Here by Sia
- bellyache by Billie Eilish
- Collapsing Sun by Brandon Lau
- Watchtower by Michael Salvatori
- Michael Salvatori
- SIE Sound Team
- Metallica
- Ramin Djawadi
- Dan Romer
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You must have peaked right around Michael Salvatori's Destiny (Original Soundtrack).
Analysis completed in 4.012 exhausting seconds.
I need to go sit in silence for a second.
Greasy Caveman
Banned
No such thing as objectively good music.
Chittagong
Gold Member
The most mind blowing thing in the OP is KLF on Spotify :O
Analysis is bang on tho
Analysis is bang on tho
Happosai
Hold onto your panties
My Spotify list is so bad...It doesn't exist. Always stick to physical media and a good 44.1 stereo audio. Spotify should make an awful list about themselves and compressing music.
Bullet Club
Banned
Most of their songs got taken off Spotify a few weeks ago, which sucks arse.
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
Sounds like someone's spotify is filled with Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and Hanson
teezzy
Banned
Lmao, I wouldn't be embarrassed if that were the case.
According to my Spotify, my top 5 for the year were Deftones, Smashing Pumpkins, TOOL, Radiohead, and KoRn
Pretty sure this AI thing would collect my data for marketing purposes and tell me I'm stuck in the late 90s/early 2000s - hardy har har
I am head over heels for the new Miley album though. No shame in my game.
bender
What time is it?
The only way to win is to not play the game and that's why I don't have Spotify. Bender 1, A.I. 0
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
Werewolf Jones
Member
Jethalal
Banned
You can remove the A.I.'s access to your spotify after the test, it even provides you a link to do so.
teezzy
Banned
V1LÆM
Gold Member
here's mine:
and also thought i'd add my top artists/albums off all time (the last year) for my Last.fm account which is using my Spotify:
it's true yeah i still listen to a lot of old punk/pop/rock stuff like Green Day, Blink, BFS, etc but i don't give a fuck
and also thought i'd add my top artists/albums off all time (the last year) for my Last.fm account which is using my Spotify:
it's true yeah i still listen to a lot of old punk/pop/rock stuff like Green Day, Blink, BFS, etc but i don't give a fuck
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M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
> Your spotify was glowstick-too-much-trance bad.
> Thank your obsessions with edm (e.g., Markus Schulz and Gareth Emery) and trance (e.g., Ronski Speed and The Thrillseekers) for that.
> But wait, it gets worse:
You listen to these tracks too much:
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like All Of Us - Original Mix by STANDERWICK and Once More - Dan Stone Remix by Luke Bond.
Meh expected something more.
> Thank your obsessions with edm (e.g., Markus Schulz and Gareth Emery) and trance (e.g., Ronski Speed and The Thrillseekers) for that.
> But wait, it gets worse:
You listen to these tracks too much:
- Running in the Night by FM-84
- I Think I'm OKAY (with YUNGBLUD & Travis Barker) by Machine Gun Kelly
- Tears by FM-84
- Kiss Of A Muse - Original Mix by Morvan
- Tierra by KhoMha
- Gareth Emery
- Mark Sixma
- Markus Schulz
- Christina Novelli
- Roxanne Emery
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like All Of Us - Original Mix by STANDERWICK and Once More - Dan Stone Remix by Luke Bond.
Meh expected something more.
GeorgPrime
Banned
> Your spotify was romcom-trailer-music-glowstick-stan-army-lieutenant bad.
> Thank your obsessions with Ed Sheeran, edm (e.g., Breathe Carolina and Breathe Carolina), and Demi Lovato for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> albanian-pop-agenda bad
> cried-when-you-heard-shawn-collabed-with-bieber bad
> minivan-swag bad
> radioactive-in-the-bad-way bad
> tiktok-thirsty bad
> But wait, it gets worse:
You listen to these tracks too much:
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
You are 33% basic. You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Dua Lipa..
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Demons by Gestört aber GeiL and Barcelona by Ed Sheeran.
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.
Shutting down.
> Thank your obsessions with Ed Sheeran, edm (e.g., Breathe Carolina and Breathe Carolina), and Demi Lovato for that.
> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...
> albanian-pop-agenda bad
> cried-when-you-heard-shawn-collabed-with-bieber bad
> minivan-swag bad
> radioactive-in-the-bad-way bad
> tiktok-thirsty bad
> But wait, it gets worse:
You listen to these tracks too much:
- Cool for the Summer - Live from Spotify NYC by Demi Lovato
- IDGAF by Dua Lipa
- Blow Your Mind (Mwah) by Dua Lipa
- Confident - Live from Spotify NYC by Demi Lovato
- One Kiss (with Dua Lipa) by Calvin Harris
You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:
- Ed Sheeran
- Dua Lipa
- Thirty Seconds To Mars
- Demi Lovato
- Lukas Graham
You are 33% basic. You've got some original music, but most of it is mainstream garbage, like Dua Lipa..
You're stuck in the early 2010s. You only listen to Obama-era jams like Demons by Gestört aber GeiL and Barcelona by Ed Sheeran.
That's it. I'm done.
I need to go recalibrate my taste levels.
Shutting down.
Brian Fellows
Pete Carroll Owns Me
lock2k
Banned
Protip. If you're going to listen to shitty, embarassing music, use YouTube. Otherwise you'll pollute the algorithm.
Kayoba
Member
Protip. If you're going to listen to shitty, embarassing music, use YouTube. Otherwise you'll pollute the algorithm.
Spokker
Member
I listen mostly to movie soundtracks, video game music and Avril Lavinge. Here's what it says.
Funnily enough, Surfin' Bird was my son lol. I showed him the Surfin' Bird scenes from Family Guy one day and he wanted that song non-stop for a month. Lullaby Legends is way outdated. I used to use lullabies when my son was younger but haven't done it in a long time.
Everything else is accurate though.
Funnily enough, Surfin' Bird was my son lol. I showed him the Surfin' Bird scenes from Family Guy one day and he wanted that song non-stop for a month. Lullaby Legends is way outdated. I used to use lullabies when my son was younger but haven't done it in a long time.
Everything else is accurate though.
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Spokker
Member
Yeah but it's okay if it satisfies my narcissism.
Though do remove the app's access in your Spotify account when you're done.
DonJorginho
Banned
That bot is really repetitive so I thought I'd post my top 5 most played Spotify artists and let GAF bully my taste instead!
1 - Kanye West
2 - Joji
3 - Frank Ocean
4 - Travis Scott
5 - Radiohead
1 - Kanye West
2 - Joji
3 - Frank Ocean
4 - Travis Scott
5 - Radiohead
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
DonJorginho
Banned
Creep sucks ass, Radiohead have 2 amazing albums in Ok Computer and In Rainbows.
Radiohead are the band I go to when I need some nice sounding depression, I love them.