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[Escape Goat]

I think the thread title says it all. I'm curious how many of you have (or how many *claim* to).

 

[Gek54]

None but god do I wish they would have been just one night stands.

 

[DJ Sl4m]

I've been DJ'ing at a very hot local sports bar off/on for quite a while and DJ'ing in general for over 14 years, which makes it very easy.

I guess I'd say more than I wanted, and mainly what I mean by that is I'd rather hit it enough times for us to be in sync, than one of those rare times when timing and rhythm is off and it's a bit awkward.

Damn I hate awkward moments like that, esp when I know both of us are over annalyzing the situation and moment, but I think this comes with 2 people who preffer to lead.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

I prefer the term one night drunken miscues.

 

[bishoptl]

*raises hand*

 

[karasu]

I haven't had any, but it's been an option. I'm just a monk.

 

[Mike Works]

Would a two night stand count?

 

[Escape Goat]

Mike chimes in with a two'fer.

 

[LakeEarth]

It wasn't at night, but same deal. But not including that one time, it's been... so ... so long... very very long...

 

[atomsk]

just that one bolivian girl a few years ago... hot damn.

but other than that... well, one before that...

but just those two.. really. :lol

 

[gofreak]

One and only one. Realised I couldn't really handle it. I fall in love too easily.

 

[DarienA]

*raises hand*

*raises hand*... the another hand... then another... and another...

 

[Boogie]

No, no I have not.

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[Triumph]

I've had two. One was at work, so it was technically more of a lunch break back room kind of thing.

In both instances, the sex was very, very bad.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

I was not standing...

 

[suikodan]

I had some and I liked it.

 

[Mugen]

I don't want AIDS so no.

 

[Bob White]

I don't want AIDS so no.

Ah, another chance for me to ask, YET AGAIN, for "It's not my fault that you have AIDS" as a tag.

 

[scorcho]

I don't want AIDS so no.

you're no fun. i have a friend who at last count a few years ago (when she was 20 btw) slept with 52 guys. never got pregnant, never had an STD, and rarely used condoms. apparently Albany, NY is a haven for purity.

oh, yeah. for any decent looking person with alcoholic tendencies, i'd say that one night stands are a given.

 

[snaildog]

None - I love the sex but only with girls I have feelings for already. Plus I only really like drinking in private places around friends; never got into the stranger thing.

 

[nitewulf]

twice. the second time it was oh so good. strawberries and whipped cream were involved, it was more of a planned sex date than a one night stand i suppose. but we never dated before or since, though she wanted to. i was just arrogant enough to move on. i was like, "hmm...i guess things like this happen pretty often, no need to get stuck to this chic!"




i was wrong.

 

[Eminem]

just once, and it was due to alcohol. she was hot, but she had a boyfriend =x

 

[bishoptl]

i was like, "hmm...i guess things like this happen pretty often, no need to get stuck to this chic!"




i was wrong.

:lol

 

[thom]

never

 

[Mama Smurf]

No, doesn't interest me much. Though once it was meant to be a one night stand, which turned into a 7 month relationship. Still not quite sure how that happened.

 

[Suerte]

Once, never ever again. *shakes head*

 

[Manabanana]

My one and only homosexual experience, actually.

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gotcha

 

[Naked Snake]

I did have a couple, or a few... I have nothing against them if I'm single and there's strong mutual attraction.

I've been in a serious relationship for the past 6 months though, so no random sex for me, not like I used to have it much before anyway, I think I stayed pretty much sexless for a couple of years by choice.

 

[Trakball]

Yeah.

 

[Willco]

Do drunken encounters you don't even remember, but wake up the next morning next to a random chick without pants, count?

 

[Trakball]

Do drunken encounters you don't even remember, but wake up the next morning next to a random chick without pants, count?

Sure; it's a good thing you don't have to worry about that!

 

[Doth Togo]

No.

 

[way more]

How dare you, sir. I refuse to answer this question, the fact that I've even posted in this thread should be taken as a display of my outrage.

:lol

Just kidding, you guys are alright.

 

[Eric-GCA]

No one night stands for me

though no stands at all probably is more apt.

 

[Willco]

Sure; it's a good thing you don't have to worry about that!

:lol

I have been in that situation before and I think that's as close as it comes for me. It wasn't anything to brag about, as it was more scary than "omg one nighter score!" I really had no recollection of the night's events and I was pretty freaked for obvious reasons.

 

[White Man]

Yeah. I have some college experiences that are nearly Tale of Depravity worthy. I was young, stupid, and thought any attention was good, especially after just coming out.

 

[BuddyC]

I just have to post in this thread, even if I can't say anything one way or another.

 

[Willco]

Yeah. I have some college experiences that are nearly Tale of Depravity worthy. I was young, stupid, and thought any attention was good, especially after just coming out.

TALES OF DEPRAVITY VOL. XXX: MY SO-CALLED SEX LIFE

Do it! Do it! Do it! C'mon! Do it!

 

[White Man]

I'm trying to shy away from the gay pornography, duder. If I ever drunkenly have sex with a marmet, I'll write about that.

 

[Willco]

I'm trying to shy away from the gay pornography, duder. If I ever drunkenly have sex with a marmet, I'll write about that.

Oh, you're gay. I forgot about that. I take that back. Fantasy ruined. Erection failing...

 

[White Man]

Woohoo, I was involved with a Fedderman-related boner!

PS. I do wear girl pants sometimes.

 

[Agent Dormer]

Woohoo, I was involved with a Fedderman-related boner!

PS. I do wear girl pants sometimes.

That's arousing.

And yeah, I've had my fair share of one night stands.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

I've had two one night stands. I stayed up the whole night watching movies and drinking pop with my friends. It was so crazy! When one fell asleep we tried to do the shaving cream thing, but we kept giggling and it didn't work. The other time was in preschool, I stayed up all night watching "alfred hitchcock presents".

...wait, what is that supposed to mean?

 

[fart]

what working man or woman hasn't spent a whole night standing? only those damn white collar bourgeoise i'll tell you what

vive le proletariot

 

[Ned Flanders]

*raises box of rubbers*

 

[NLB2]

No, no I have not.

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[WasabiKing]

Cafe Mars, R.I.P.

 

[BigGreenMat]

Fact is the majority of the sex I have had has been a one and done. Only recently did I date a girl and have any sort of consistent sex. Out of the 12 girls I have had sex with only like 3 were more than once. Sort of sad. I would love some good regular sex that is safe. That said guys just make sure you wrap up with those one night stands. A couple times I have gone without and although nothing bad came of it, it just isn't worth the worry.

 

[Pimpwerx]

you're no fun. i have a friend who at last count a few years ago (when she was 20 btw) slept with 52 guys. never got pregnant, never had an STD, and rarely used condoms. apparently Albany, NY is a haven for purity.

oh, yeah. for any decent looking person with alcoholic tendencies, i'd say that one night stands are a given.

Hope it's not Jess from Russel Sage College, aka the village bicycle. I took a ride with no hat on that train, and I'm still afraid the crotch rot will creep up on me.

Seriously, I've had a few and there's nothing wrong with it. I prefer it, it's anonymous and casual. I'm not one for relationships or return phone calls. :lol Which is funny, b/c I had a perfect opportunity for it last night. Coulda had some spontaneous, totally strings-free sex on the beach last night, but I think I might inadvertantly have gotten my first gf in like 4 years. I guess that happens when you can carry on a conversation with a girl for hours without feeling the need to stick your dick in her mouth. Oh yeah, and she's 19. Normally all they're good for at that age is a sport fuck. PEACE.

 

[Folder]

Yes.
Too many.
A mixed bag. Either amazing or terrible. The fact that booze is always involved I think tells its own tale. But then you have to remember that one night stands can turn into so much more. I met the girl I'm marrying this Christmas during what was essentially, at the time, going to be a ONS.