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[AltogetherAndrews]

This here is my dentist.

And here's some of what he does when he's not fixing teeth

With more than 27 years of dental experience, the federal government says Kimmel was doing a whole lot more than cleaning teeth. According to the indictment, Kimmel is charged with allowing a pimp and prostitutes to use nine condos Kimmel owned at Marina Towers. Kimmel also allegedly accepted $405,000 from two pimps to use a fleet of luxury cars, including a 2004 Corvette, and 2005 Lexus and Mercedes Benz.

Kimmel lives in the east tower. He also serves as vice president of the Marina Towers Condominium Association. Residents at Marina Towers say they knew of Kimmel but never knew anything about an alleged prostitution ring.

So yeah, how well do you know your dentist?

 

[J2 Cool]

My dentist dated my aunt for a long time.

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

My dentist dated my aunt for a long time.

Did he pimp her?

 

[Drozmight]

Did he pimp her?

 

[J2 Cool]

Did he pimp her?

No.. He broke her heart and she eventually got married.

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

No.. He broke her heart and she eventually got married.

Well, he should have pimped her

 

[Pedigree Chum]

I've been to the dentist maybe 3-4 times in my life. This has more to do with the fact that my mother is super paranoid, OMG they reuse dental equipment!

Not that I care though, I've got really good teeth, so its no biggie.

 

[psycho_snake]

Ive not been to a dentist in yeras. That probably explains why I have such a bad pain in one of my teeth.

 

[dskillzhtown]

He could have plead ignorance.

"this guy asked to rent some condos from me, he was paying so I let him have them"

And pimps have 405k laying around? I need to think about changing careers.

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

He could have plead ignorance.

"this guy asked to rent some condos from me, he was paying so I let him have them"

And pimps have 405k laying around? I need to think about changing careers.

He is trying to plead ignorance, but appearantly some phone calls were tapped. Dude's busted. And he was a seriously skilled dentist too, god damn it. You know how hard it is to find a good dentist these days? One guy wanted to extract 4 of my teeth, and this guy fixed them in no time at all.

The pimps Kimmel is charged with aiding allegedly used violence to draw in underage girls in some cases and in others to force girls to continue the work. On tape recordings, the pimps refer to Kimmel as "Doc." Various wiretaps outlined in an FBI complaint indicate Kimmel knew who he was dealing with.

When a prostitute fails to return one of Kimmel's cars, a pimp vows he'll set her straight.

"When it comes to me and you, and take care of real business, I'll cut all them legs off for you," the pimp said.

"I'm glad to hear that," Kimmel allegedly said on the wiretap.

One prostitute told the FBI a pimp brought her to Chicago from Hawaii and when she got here, Kimmel cleaned her teeth.

A confidential informant told the feds that a pimp brought young women into Kimmel's downtown dental office after hours to perform thousands of dollars of free dental work on them. The women were 17 to 20, possibly younger, and often had bruises on their faces or a tooth missing "apparently from being recently punched in the mouth," according to a criminal complaint.

 

[BuddyC]

My dentist dated my aunt for a long time.

Oh yea? My dentist is my uncle.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Oh yea? My dentist is my uncle.

OH YEA?

My dentist is my dad. He owns his own practice.

 

[AltogetherAndrews]

Oh yea? My dentist is my uncle.

Has he pimped you?