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[mansoor1980]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Why does it have jaundice?

 

[mansoor1980]

Why does it have jaundice?

bronze statue

 

[jason10mm]

One day in the distant future after the collapse, this statue will REALLY confuse folks as to what this goddess worship must have been like.

 

[SJRB]

Forever in our hearts.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Not a single frame of the rear in the video. And it’s covered, too.
What a waste of good bronze.

 

[winjer]

They did a much better job than that one statue of Cristiano Ronaldo.

 

[nush]

Not a single frame of the rear in the video. And it’s covered, too.
What a waste of good bronze.

Not a single Google image either..

 

[Giallo Corsa]

Terrible "artist" - i'll never understand the pathos around these type of commercial, uber-radio friendly, mind-numbing shitty pop (latin pop in this case) "artists" and their "music".

Also : fuck them, they should all pay their fucking taxes like us mere mortal peasants.
Imagine being a millionaire and not wanting to pay, hey, fuck off.

Fuck Latin
Fuck (shitty) Hip-Hop
Fuck pop
Fuck pop-rock
Fuck trap rap

 

[NeoGiffer]

They did a much better job than that one statue of Cristiano Ronaldo.

 

[Northeastmonk]

I was listening to her Waka Waka (this time for Africa) and it sounded like every other Shakira song.

 

[violence]

The dress is made of aluminum so it was added later.

 

[AJUMP23]

Shakira Shakira.

 

[jason10mm]

The dress is made of aluminum so it was added later.

Anatomically correct statue then???

 

[violence]

Anatomically correct statue then???

The 30 sculptors insisted

 

[StreetsofBeige]

A Shakira statue should be on every corner.

 

[Husky]

I was listening to her Waka Waka (this time for Africa) and it sounded like every other Shakira song.

When I was in Paris in 2022, that song was inescapable. I'd never heard it before visiting Paris, but when I was there, I was hearing it multiple times a day. Wild.

 

[mitch1971]

 

[FeralEcho]

 

[sono]

Hips dont lie

 

[Trunx81]

Always wanted to marry Shakira, but I heard she´s quite Piqué.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Always wanted to marry Shakira, but I heard she´s quite Piqué.

Not anymore.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

The guy in the video must be the gayest guy ever to leave Shakira. If I was the guy in the video feeling her up in the shower I'd keep messing up the scene so it'd have to be reshot over and over again.

Video director: What's wrong with you? Why is that 3 second shower scene taking a week to do?

 

[Days like these...]

Colombian women are gorgeous and their accent is so alluring however Shakira is mid at best and don't get me started on her singing.

 

[Rockondevil]

She's in my top 5 so I approve.

 

[Papa_Wisdom]

The dress is made of aluminum so it was added later.

Still would

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Gerard Pique, respectfully, you're a god damn fucking idiot.

 

[Brigandier]

Genuinely would lick her bumhole

 

[Hawking Radiation]

Genuinely would lick her bumhole

Now that's fine dining

 

[ipukespiders]

Who?

Spoiler

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[AREYOUOKAY?]

They did a much better job than that one statue of Cristiano Ronaldo.

Looking at that makes me want to eat soup.

 

[ResurrectedContrarian]

 

[Salz01]

The statue is shit and doesn’t do her justice. But damn her Waka Waka video has over 3.8 billion views, holy shit.

 

[tommib]

Pay your taxes.

 

[DevilMayFlyForAWhiteGuy]

Ok, what about an Elden Ring statue though?

 

[The Lunch Legend]

Genuinely would lick her bumhole

Only an uncivilized man wouldn't.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

 

[Kraz]

Impressive skills. The transformation with water gives it a larger mythic interaction adding more to appreciate than a tribute to a person, like the person is only an avatar.