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[Cunth]

I had never won anything using the systems randomly selected numbers, but the one time I choose the numbers myself I almost win. I missed by 2 numbers, so instead of getting millions I got $150. Still, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life

 

[Turnt]

Buy $150 worth of lottery tickets. You'll get it next time for sure.

 

[Cunth]

Buy $150 worth of lottery tickets. You'll get it next time for sure.

I'm way ahead of you

 

[Richard Packer]

I had never won anything using the systems randomly selected numbers, but the one time I choose the numbers myself I almost win. I missed by 2 numbers, so instead of getting millions I got $150. Still, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life

What a miserable existence.

 

[Cunth]

What a miserable existence.

You jelly

 

[Richard Packer]

You jelly

I finished a job for 11k yesterday. Materials costed less than 2k and I did all the labor myself.

Spoiler

Thanks to this thread I am going to buy 8k worth of lottery tickets and a whore.

 

[Bullet Club]

I almost won the Melbourne Cup once, but I couldn't keep up with the guys on horses.

 

[Dee Dah Dave]

I got 5 numbers once on the U.K. national lottery. My sixth number was one off the bonus ball too which would have made me about 200K. But I only got 1.7K

 

[Husky]

dude with that much money you could buy one (1) whole anime figurine

 

[quickwhips]

I was almost president of the United States when I wrote my own name in.

 

[RokkanStoned]

I was almost president of the United States when I wrote my own name in.

I mean, it at least gives you the title "presidential candidate" imo. Add it to your resumé.

 

[nush]

I had never won anything using the systems randomly selected numbers, but the one time I choose the numbers myself I almost win. I missed by 2 numbers, so instead of getting millions I got $150. Still, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life

Time to hit up Dingomart and get a years worth of new socks.

 

[DESTROYA]

Imagine how many socks you can buy with that !

 

[quickwhips]

I mean, it at least gives you the title "presidential candidate" imo. Add it to your resumé.

No one wants a loser on their team. If they would hire me I wouldn't want to work there.

 

[prinz_valium]

Imagine missing just one number

 

[GeorgPrime]

I had never won anything using the systems randomly selected numbers, but the one time I choose the numbers myself I almost win. I missed by 2 numbers, so instead of getting millions I got $150. Still, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life

The best thing that happened to me was winning a comment competition on gog and get getting a nice GOG Bundle for free

 

[Elpidio Valdés]

The most I've ever won is $50 dollars in a $2 Scratch Off. I did won $120 in a slot machine in Vegas and I've won here and there playing Poker in the local casino. But nothing too big.

 

[notseqi]

I had never won anything using the systems randomly selected numbers, but the one time I choose the numbers myself I almost win. I missed by 2 numbers, so instead of getting millions I got $150. Still, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life

Can I bum like 20 quid bro

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I had never won anything using the systems randomly selected numbers, but the one time I choose the numbers myself I almost win. I missed by 2 numbers, so instead of getting millions I got $150. Still, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life

Congrats on winning your monthly wage.

You're less likely to win using 'lucky dips/computer generated'

 

[MetalAlien]

I finished a job for 11k yesterday. Materials costed less than 2k and I did all the labor myself.

Spoiler

Thanks to this thread I am going to buy 8k worth of lottery tickets and a whore.

You do good work...

 

[Cunth]

You're less likely to win using 'lucky dips/computer generated'

How come?

 

[Keihart]

I finished a job for 11k yesterday. Materials costed less than 2k and I did all the labor myself.

It's says job, you already lost.

Edit: The most i've ever won was a Yakuza 0 giveaway in Neogaf(on launch day), so thanks again.
I don't rock a luck build so i don't even bother most of the time although luck builds are pretty OP.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

How come?

No idea. In the UK less people have won through lucky dips vs picking their own numbers.

Although the Euro-millions is 50/50 (just checked) so i'm talking shit.

 

[Cunth]

No idea. In the UK less people have won through lucky dips vs picking their own numbers.

Although the Euro-millions is 50/50 (just checked) so i'm talking shit.

I figured they are fixing it against a win

 

[Slings and Arrows]

I figured they are fixing it against a win

Or maybe it's just random and i'm talking shit and making a cock of myself. No point in breaking tradition eh

 

[rapid32.5]

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I never play the lottery where you pick numbers, but in my entire life out of all the scratch tickets I've bought, I have never won more than a free ticket or the face value of the ticket itself.

Such BS.

 

[TrainedRage]

To be a real winner you need to spend all your savings and equity on those lotto tickets. Think of the % chances!!!!

 

[Grinchy]

nvm lol

 

[cryptoadam]

I heard that these lotos are rigged and that unless you pick your own numbers you can never win the jackpot.

Any truth to that?

 

[Tesseract]

I heard that these lotos are rigged and that unless you pick your own numbers you can never win the jackpot.

Any truth to that?

 

[Fbh]

This one time when I was like 9 I bought a pack of chips and it had not 1 nor 2 but 3 Pokemon pogs in it

 

[GloveSlap]

My dad got 5 out of 6 on the Florida Lotto when i was a kid. The odds go up exponentially with each number though. If i remember right it was 1 in 25,000 for 5, but like 1 in 14 million for all 6.

 

[Rentahamster]

Still, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life

Not true. You have gotten quoted by me before.

 

[slugbahr]

To be a real winner you need to spend all your jizz and energy on those boss titties. Think of the % chances!!!!

Sorry, I had to.

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

Almost isn't good enough, OP.

 

[Richard Packer]

nvm lol

I love you like all of my children.

 

[bitbydeath]

I almost won. It must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, comes out of the water. We were so scared, I jumped up in the boat, and I said, what on earth is that creature? It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes and I yelled, I said, What do you want from us? And it bent down, and said, I need about tree-fitty.

 

[Spaceman292]

Most people 'almost' win the lottery. That's how they get you to keep playing. Moron.

 

[Cunth]

Shut the fuck up

 

[Stouffers]

I had never won anything using the systems randomly selected numbers, but the one time I choose the numbers myself I almost win. I missed by 2 numbers, so instead of getting millions I got $150. Still, it's the best thing that's ever happened in my life

I won $100 on Megaminions years ago. I spent it on paint for my rumpus room

 

[bad guy]

Have the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6 ever been pulled in the history of lotto? If not then it says a lot about about your chances of winning the jackpot.

 

[keraj37]

Hmm since you missed 2 numbers and you got $150 (I know these are Australian dollars worth almost nothing but still), I missed 4 numbers last week, so I should get $75, but I got nothing.
Do I need to call lottery support?

here is my math table:

2 missing $150
---------- = ------
4 missing $75

 

[GymWolf]

40 euros was the bigger amount of money i won with these things, it was a scratcher.

My sister sometimes win bigger at the bingo.

 

[EverydayBeast]

C'mon OP you're better than that.