I Am Jesus Christ - Official Trailer

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Can't tell if this is a parody or satire or simply fake or if someone really seriously made this. Yes it has a Steam page, but i still can't tell.
 
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Prepare yourself for a journey of biblical proportions, as the I Am Jesus Christ demo has arrived on Steam! In this intense section of gameplay, you'll witness Jesus resist temptation in the desert, turn water into wine for a wedding, and the miraculous catch of fish - yum.

How will you keep the faith? With over 30 usable miracles, you'll channel the power of the Holy Spirit through prayer, as you not only share the Gospel among your apostles but also save the lives and souls of the people around you.

Encounter key players within the bible, such as Mary, John the Baptist, and Satan, as you travel across the first chapter of the I Am Jesus Christ PC demo, playable on Steam.
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Not enough for this fucker to be some savior, now he needs another heroes journey. Dudes a narcissist bitch boy with mommy issues.

I say, no sir!
 
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Looks kinda lame.

We got stuff like God of War, Asura's Wrath and Black Myth Wukong, so why can't we also have a game with christians duking it out in ancient times? Picture this: character action game, you control Jesus Christ and have DMC-style combos, parries, special abilities (miracles) and can summon your disciples for epic-looking tag-team attacks. Game's about fighting against the forces of hell but later on also pagan gods like golden bulls and shit like that. Game's title is Son of God. Pure kino, 10M+ copies sold.
 
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How come there's not even a single Strong Woman of Color in this?

We need to get Sweet Baby to fix this patriarchal mess.
 
As a Christian this is a little interesting. I don't know that I want to play someone else's interpretation of the events of Jesus in the NT.

What I think would be a better way to do Christ, is in a game like Assassins Creed where you are a time traveler, I think you could be exploring the world and see Jesus giving a message and then have him notice the player and even speak lines that some people are not what they seem, living a life that is not their own. Then you would never see him again. Maybe you could assassinate Herod. I think that would be an interesting and respectful way to put Jesus in a game.

I would love to see someone try to do a Mohammad game. Complete the Midnight ride.
 
I think this is cool for people who want to teach the religion to their kids. Anyway, that HUD looks like it's straight up taken from AC Origins.
 
AJUMP23 said:
As a Christian this is a little interesting. I don't know that I want to play someone else's interpretation of the events of Jesus in the NT.

What I think would be a better way to do Christ, is in a game like Assassins Creed where you are a time traveler, I think you could be exploring the world and see Jesus giving a message and then have him notice the player and even speak lines that some people are not what they seem, living a life that is not their own. Then you would never see him again. Maybe you could assassinate Herod. I think that would be an interesting and respectful way to put Jesus in a game.

I would love to see someone try to do a Mohammad game. Complete the Midnight ride.
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Christian here too, and funny that you said this because I was thinking this the other day as well, the exact same idea lol. A time traveller interacting with Jesus and the apostles from another perspective would've been great. With stealth sections infiltrating in areas with pharisees, seeing Jesus miracles and even helping others somehow to preach the gospel etc. Another option would be to play as one the apostles as the main character and see first hand everything
 
At least they are being upfront with it so you know what you are getting in to. I got caught out by some audible books that were thinly veiled Christian evangalism pretending to be a regular story.
 
Gonzito said:
Christian here too, and funny that you said this because I was thinking this the other day as well, the exact same idea lol. A time traveller interacting with Jesus and the apostles from another perspective would've been great. With stealth sections infiltrating in areas with pharisees, seeing Jesus miracles and even helping others somehow to preach the gospel etc. Another option would be to play as one the apostles as the main character and see first hand everything
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Play as Judas and you just try to get money from people.
 
I would like an apocalypse game, we would join Satan in the final battle against heaven and we would win

"And they worshipped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshipped the beast, saying, "Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it? :messenger_smiling_hearts:
 
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