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I can't be the only one who finds workplace safety videos hilarious.

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Odoul

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I just got done with an afternoon of watching reenactments of peole getting mutilated. Arms going through sausage blenders, fingers getting slammed by pipes, nails flying into eyes and it was funny as hell. Maybe it's the terrible overreacting, redubbing or fake looking gore but I was chuckling.

I'm not a morbid guy. I hate pain and misery and it sucks when anyone acually experiences it. Saying that, a man tripping over a buzzsaw going flying into a roller is comedy gold.

Now watch in two years I'll be a fukken hopping stump
 
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tt_deeb

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Which safety videos have you seen?

One that specifically comes to mind is that German Forklift one - it reminded of of the Final Destinations. :lol
 
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Mason

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When I worked at a movie theater, we had to watch a series of training videos. The sexual harassment one was pretty funny. Two theater employees are cleaning a theater and the male one says to the female, "Hey, have you seen this movie? I heard the guy in it gets it on with like two chicks at the same time. I'd like to do that!"
 
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Odoul

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I saw about 7 videos and only 1 was supposed to be funny, it wasn't even violent though.
But it was fucked up how they set them up like a hollywood film with the slomo and zooms. The one that really almost made me sick was this guy jumping off of a storage rack and his ring got caught on a nail. DAMN DAMN DAMN.
 
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