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[xBigDanx]

Haven't done it since Sunday morning... but I don't have an urge to do so. My concern is where the fuck has all the food I've eaten gone.

Should I be concerned?

It's funny... I'm normally very private about my bodily functions. But with each passing day, I find myself getting more and more open and asking for advice from anyone. I'll go to the doctor if you all think I might die from this, but I tend to stay away from them and hope that things work their course... (it's worked so far in my life).

 

[hc2]

Just ask the guy behind you to take a break.

 

[TheHeretic]

Bran, 100%

Just stay close to home base.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Google a Mindfuck.

When you see it, you'll shit bricks!

 

[xBigDanx]

Just ask the guy behind you to take a break.

:lol :lol :lol
funny, I can't stop laughing at this. I should have expected replies like this but it caught me off guard.

 

[yoopoo]

Playing RE4 always helps me shit...try that.

 

[Ranger X]

Prune Juice + Chlorophile

If you don't shit after that it means you will NEVER shit again and die from your intestins blowing up or something.

 

[xBigDanx]

Prune Juice + Chlorophile

If you don't shit after that it means you will NEVER shit again and die from your intestins blowing up or something.

Couldn't chlorophile kill me?

 

[Ranger X]

Couldn't chlorophile kill me?

No no, it's the green thing in vegetables giving them their color. It's a natural product you should be able to find at the drugstore.
You take like one or 2 spoons and you will shit to the moon.

 

[lil smoke]

Prunce juice alone should be good... chlorophyl will make it green, right? Nothing killer about it.

Oh... MILK. And yes, you arent eating enough fiber.

And you should PM Timedog. He knows all about this shit.

 

[sky]

Only since sunday... that's nothing to worry about.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Get a friend...

+

 

[Ranger X]

Prunce juice alone should be good... chlorophyl will make it green, right? Nothing killer about it.

I don't know but i had to stop taking some because i was in constant diarhee (spell?)
Also, it taste a bit like mint and you shit green as a bonus.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Get a friend...

+

friend of a friend was into that. he said that he liked being able to feel his partner's heartbeat.

*shudder*

 

[eXistor]

I find it disturbing that this isn't the first thread on shtting I've seen on GAF.

 

[LakeEarth]

Go drinking. I've never woke up the next morning and not had to crap.

 

[hc2]

Step One: Ex-lax take two chocolaty tablets, wait until morning.
If nothing:
Step Two: A bottle of Magnesium Citrate over ice (found in drugstores). A Dulcolox suppository. Wait until morning.
If nothing:
Step Three: Urgent care or MD office visit.

 

[Civil]

Have you by chance partaken of opiates recently? (Vicoden, Oxy, Heroin, etc)

 

[xBigDanx]

How long does ex-lax take to take effect?

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Drink Guinness and eat strawberries

 

[hc2]

How long does ex-lax take to take effect?

Overnight, maybe sooner. If you went to bed on white sheets and they are brown when you wake up, then sooner.

 

[rallaren]

 

[Jim Bowie]

have you been eating mostly rice? you may be suffering from what gaijin travelling abroad refer to as "gohanstipation"

 

[DECK'ARD]

I've been shitting all day.

The universe is in balance.

 

[Askani]

 

[BTRA]

Just ask the guy behind you to take a break.

I don't get it.

 

[joelseph]

Eat bran cereal and drink a couple cups of strong coffee. Also, if you smoke pot don't smoke before or directly after doing this. If you smoke cigarettes then smoke a couple of those with the coffee and cereal.

 

[Rezbit]

I hope this thread will be as epic a journey as TIMEDOG'S TIMELOG. Best of luck in your pooping endeavours.

 

[xBigDanx]

Alright.. so I've been told I should try fruit... since I'm at work, I'm eating some fruit now. Wish I could take ex-lax, but I want something that will work soon... that stuff to drink someone suggested says it can work in 30 minutes but I dont know how i'm going to drink that stuff at work without EVERYONE knowing my issues (yeah, yeah, I know....)

Wish me luck!

 

[Orin GA]

Sounds like cancer to me.

 

[Askani]

I don't get it.

There aren't nearly enough facepalm.gifs in the world to respond to that...

 

[hc2]

I worked as a roofer for a short period. When we were in new housing developments, we wouldn't bother going down the ladder to use the bathroom. We would just hang over the edge of the roof and go. The boss had one rule about it, always check and make sure there were no air conditioning units below. He said "If you don't check, the shit may hit the fan".

 

[Weenerz]

While we're on the topic of shitting habits, I have to say mine are so weird. I shit maybe once a week and I don't know why. I eat 3 meals a day and I'm not gaining a bunch of weight or anything, just don't have to go, am I dying?

 

[TheKingsCrown]

You may have a digestive blockage. Go see a doctor immediately.

 

[Pizza Luigi]

That's crap.


(you got that one?)

 

[Struct09]

Caffeine is great for gastric emptying. So grab a tall coffee or energy drink and you might be in luck.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Can't?

Or won't?

 

[snacknuts]

I find it disturbing that this isn't the first thread on shtting I've seen on GAF.

It won't be the last.

 

[AndresON777]

chili cheese fries and lots of red bull sugar free

 

[hc2]

It won't be the last.

I imagine all bodily functions are expected to show up at some point, within loosely defined boundaries.
I know if I had a question about my immune system, I would post it here first.

"IgG-age, the overwhelming thread of infections".

 

[xBigDanx]

alright.. holy shit... (hehe, pun not intended but I did laugh)

Fruit seems to do the trick. One peach and 20 minutes later, I'm running to the bathroom. I guess I'm not dying

 

[AlStrong]

What have you been eating the last few days?

 

[hc2]

alright.. holy shit... (hehe, pun not intended but I did laugh)

Fruit seems to do the trick. One peach and 20 minutes later, I'm running to the bathroom. I guess I'm not dying

You probably feel wiped out.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Weird. I'm in the EXACT same situation. I started getting worried yesterday...I've actually kinda slowed down my eating habits until everything clears out.

 

[ATF487]

This thread reminds me of how fucked up my stomach is. I need to take immodium daily to survive.

I should probably get it checked out

 

[Orin GA]

Check the toilet. Ive heard of that the waste can build up so much it pushes out internal oragns instead. What you crapped out might have been a lung.

 

[lil smoke]

I would flush the toilet a few times. Even one of those old rotten logs will stink up the entire floor.

 

[djtiesto]

Try to have a high-fiber diet and drink lots of water... it's also really healthy, too, while making your bowels move more regularly, check out: http://www.gicare.com/pated/edtgs01.htm

Also, Korean food. I swear, every time I go to a Korean place, I'll have to shit within the next few hours. Kimchee tends to do the trick.

 

[Undeux]

Eat a lot of fiber, try to stay away from bulkier foods like white rice, white bread, bananas, etc.

 

[dankir]

No no, it's the green thing in vegetables giving them their color. It's a natural product you should be able to find at the drugstore.
You take like one or 2 spoons and you will shit to the moon.

AHHAHAAHAH gonna get me in trouble at work man LOL