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[Mr. Spinnington]

Reports from inside forecast a late Q4 release, with jet-powered pumping actions + better-looking visuals. With a whole library of differently colored condoms, it feels better than last gen's birthday suit design. It's got a tan feature, too! I still don't care how long until I know real specs, BUT I'LL TALK ABOUT IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S NOT A WASTE OF BANDWIDTH AT ALL.

 

[GDGF]

Wrap it up, or you'll catch bump mapping.

 

[ohamsie]

what

 

[GaimeGuy]

Wrap it up, or you'll catch bump mapping.

:lol

 

[Odnetnin]

but does it have flavour?

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

Wrap it up, or you'll catch bump mapping.

Oho, X-snzzzzap! ; D

 

[Littleberu]

I love lamp!

I love lamp. I love lamp!

 

[garrickk]

Multiple pipelines.

 

[GDGF]

Multiple pipelines.

:lol

 

[ToxicAdam]

The last time mine was upgraded was when I was thirteen.


I have bought alot of accessories for it, but its still the same old cock.

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

but does it have flavour?

Just one, and you shame us all if a photoshop reads "Spicy Cock". You're better than that

 

[Keyser Soze]

Touching Is Good

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

TOUCHING'S FOR FOOLS!

 

[Kiriku]

I'll be waiting for the Revolution Cock myself. I've heard good things from a source deep inside.

 

[cvxfreak]

Next gen will deliver a mouthful!

 

[Odnetnin]

I'll be waiting for the Revolution Cock myself. I've heard good things from a source deep inside.

Private Mouth me

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Touching Is Good

:lol

 

[Sho Nuff]

I delclare this the best thread EVERRRRRRRRRRRR~!

 

[arhra]

Will it finally get a rumble feature?

 

[Error Macro]

Touching is good, but sucking is better.


OH SNAP I JUST SAID THE PSP SUCKS.





but still better than the DS? you decipher

 

[Do The Mario]

Meh fuck next gen

There are plenty of titles I will Jizz all over cuming out this year!


Jade Empire will go into my Wank Bank.

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

Will it finally get a rumble feature?

No, but RPGs will last more than 5 minutes, but that's just pie in the sky speculation

... Just put your cock in the sky.

 

[Littleberu]

Meh fuck next gen

There are plenty of titles I will Jizz all over cuming out this year!


Jade Empire will go into my Wank Bank.

The girl in Jade Empire has a big nose.

 

[Odnetnin]

MARIO IS FUCKING

 

[Do The Mario]

The girl in Jade Empire has a big nose.

I was thinking about the overall packaging/disc rather then the girl.

 

[Chipopo]

What the FUCK? I just checked with one of my sources and my next gen cock is purple. PURPLE. An associate of mine assured me it was more Indigo then anything, but I'm not convinced. I need to speak with a licensed manufacterer about this...I'm a little frightened to be honest.

 

[cvxfreak]

MARIO IS FUCKING

:O

:lol

 

[Do The Mario]

MARIO IS FUCKING

Thats so hawt!

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

MARIO IS FUCKING

omg i think i in loves