shoplifter
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I think 1 Jalapeno cheeseburger and 7 castles with double mustard will do nicely right now. Good thing there's one 2 minutes away.
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I think 1 Jalapeno cheeseburger and 7 castles with double mustard will do nicely right now. Good thing there's one 2 minutes away.
Smiles and Cries
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uhmmm ok
-Fightnfire-
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What is this white castle you speak of ? We don't have any where I live.
shoplifter
Member
why, they're only the best "3"x3" steam-grilled on a bed of onions" hamburgers in existance. Krystal is a pale imitator.
Semjaza Azazel
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The pickle is thicker than the freaking burger.
Smiles and Cries
Member
I only went to White Castles once in my life... Queens NY
any in Texas?
any in Texas?
shoplifter
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Semjaza Azazael said:
who cares, they're 45 cents. and none in texas.
BuddyChrist83 said:
That fucking sucks dude.
The other night we went there and ordered 30 chicken breast sandwiches, and the bitch is all "we don't make crave cases of those. let me ask my manager"
We got that shit though, don't worry.
And also, I have a White Castle fish nibbler sign hanging in my basement. I stole it one night I was there. Yanked it from the cieling tile and ran. Fucking awesome looking sign.
shoplifter
Member
it fucking rules to have corporate hq here in columbus. i might have to apply at hq. 
shoplifter
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I'll right, I'm going to get some hamburgers now. I'll post an update and a review.
SSGMUN10000
Connoisseur Of Tedium
Are they like mini-burgers or something? Also the hamburger bread looks like a roll.
shoplifter
Member
haha! Victoly is mine and mine alone!
Agent Dormer
Dirty Drinking Smoker
I want some too.
shoplifter
Member
review:
My order: 6 white castles with double mustard and pickle, 1 jalapeno cheeseburger.
Price: $3.37
I couldn't wait to get home to taste those cute little hamburger creations, so I quickly opened the sack and ate the cheeseburger while leaving the parking lot. It was just the right temperature, and the cheese gave off the right amount of 'heat'. The jalapeno flavoring in the cheese melds with the onions and meat quite well.
Once I reached my apartment 2 minutes away, I quickly poured myself a glass of Dr. Pepper and placed the remaining six burgers on a paper plate (to avoid further dishwashing.) I checked, and most had just the right amount of mustard. Two had just a little too much, and it caused the bun to slide around a bit.
As I began eating the burgers, I noticed that the pickles were nice and crisp, while the onions were relatively limp, a consequence of the steam grilling. I should note though, that the onions did not lose their flavor and tasted wonderful. The meat itself was nicely flavored, and slightly salty due to the seasoning used during the grilling process. Buns were of the usual White Castle high-quality variety and were nice and warm as they are also steamed.
I did notice however, that as I reached the end of my meal, the last few burgers went down with a little more difficulty. This could have been due to either the cooling off process, or because I have burned myself out over the past 25 years I have been eating at the fine White Castle establishments, occasionally as many as five times per week. This may have caused me to enjoy my meal slightly less than I would have otherwise.
All scores are based on a 'total quality of food' scale. White Castle and Nobu would not be rated differently based upon the type of establishment and expected clientele. Keep in mind that a score of 5.0 is average, and a 10.0 is of the highest quality, and thus extremely rare.
Taste 7.2
Presentation 7.6
Value 9.7
Overall (not an average) 8.1
My order: 6 white castles with double mustard and pickle, 1 jalapeno cheeseburger.
Price: $3.37
I couldn't wait to get home to taste those cute little hamburger creations, so I quickly opened the sack and ate the cheeseburger while leaving the parking lot. It was just the right temperature, and the cheese gave off the right amount of 'heat'. The jalapeno flavoring in the cheese melds with the onions and meat quite well.
Once I reached my apartment 2 minutes away, I quickly poured myself a glass of Dr. Pepper and placed the remaining six burgers on a paper plate (to avoid further dishwashing.) I checked, and most had just the right amount of mustard. Two had just a little too much, and it caused the bun to slide around a bit.
As I began eating the burgers, I noticed that the pickles were nice and crisp, while the onions were relatively limp, a consequence of the steam grilling. I should note though, that the onions did not lose their flavor and tasted wonderful. The meat itself was nicely flavored, and slightly salty due to the seasoning used during the grilling process. Buns were of the usual White Castle high-quality variety and were nice and warm as they are also steamed.
I did notice however, that as I reached the end of my meal, the last few burgers went down with a little more difficulty. This could have been due to either the cooling off process, or because I have burned myself out over the past 25 years I have been eating at the fine White Castle establishments, occasionally as many as five times per week. This may have caused me to enjoy my meal slightly less than I would have otherwise.
All scores are based on a 'total quality of food' scale. White Castle and Nobu would not be rated differently based upon the type of establishment and expected clientele. Keep in mind that a score of 5.0 is average, and a 10.0 is of the highest quality, and thus extremely rare.
Taste 7.2
Presentation 7.6
Value 9.7
Overall (not an average) 8.1
SSGMUN10000
Connoisseur Of Tedium
Now you guys have me craving them and we dont have White Castle in Texas. Can any of you guys mail me some or something?
shoplifter said:
Is not Krystal the same franchise as White Castle? I thought they only changed the name because of locations. Other big name foods do such a thing.
East Coast version-----------West Coast version
Hardee's-----------------------Karl's Jr.
Helmann's----------------------Best Foods
shoplifter
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Jim Bowie said:
Nope, different companies altogether. They're similar in makeup, but the (admittedly) one time I had Krystal, it wasn't nearly as good. I'd be willing to give it another shot if I go to the Southeast in the future though.
I hate white castle.
Only been there once, when I went on a road trip to New York with the folks.
Anyways, I was young and we go into a white castle. Thinking it was a fucking normal burger place I order "one" chicken sandwitch. What the hell do I get... a dinner roll with a fucking chicken nugget in it. Stupidest shit ever.
The reason there's no white castles in Texas is because if White castle gets close to a whataburger, the whataburger police come out and beat the living hell out of them for making the stupidest franchise ever.
Only been there once, when I went on a road trip to New York with the folks.
Anyways, I was young and we go into a white castle. Thinking it was a fucking normal burger place I order "one" chicken sandwitch. What the hell do I get... a dinner roll with a fucking chicken nugget in it. Stupidest shit ever.
The reason there's no white castles in Texas is because if White castle gets close to a whataburger, the whataburger police come out and beat the living hell out of them for making the stupidest franchise ever.
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