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[Sho Nuff]

You know how all the cutscenes in the DOA games are horribly translated and fucked up and make no sense?

Well crap on my head and call me Betsy, IT ALL ACTUALLY FITS TOGETHER. I read a bunch of insane Tecmo literature and pieced this together when I was really bored. Please PM me any Nobel Peace Prize offers, okthxbye

BEHOLD

 

[Ferrio]

"Squirts Out"?

 

[DCharlie]

a work of art!

 

[Ghost]

Whats between hitomi and lei fang?



'Squirts out' means 'gave birth to' i assume.

 

[demi]

Whats between hitomi and lei fang?



'Squirts out' means 'gave birth to' i assume.

A heart. Symbolizing love. Could Hitomi love Lei Fang?

 

[Sho Nuff]

A heart. Symbolizing love. Could Hitomi love Lei Fang?

That one refers to an "Ask Itagaki" column in which he totally came out and said they were lesbians and had a thing for each other (I think the reply was "isn't it obvious?").

 

[Naked Snake]

As if other fighting games were any better story wise.

 

[belgurdo]

As if other fighting games were any better story wise.

 

[Naked Snake]

Ok I have to admit, I never played any SNK game for any length of time.

 

[johnjohnson]

May I call you GURU?

 

[Mr. Lemming]

There is a chart like this in the manual of Dead or Alive Ultimate 1.

 

[Project Midway]

I am amazed.

 

[Blimblim]

Nice
But isn't there something between Hitomi and Ayate (when he was Ein) ?

 

[SaitoH]

lol

That's great. Everything makes sense now!

 

[I Work For UbiSoft]

SNK's fighters have good storylines...
MK and SF are decent in some ways.


DOA is just whacked out boobfest for all the little perverts inside of us with bunch of incest and hetrosexual males in the game or perverted geezers. :lol <-joke...

But seriously DOA has preaty storyline and nice job trying to make some sense out of it, even though it left me a bit more confused. ?|

 

[Shinobi]

:lol Can't wait to see the revised version after DOA4. :lol

 

[Sho Nuff]

There is a chart like this in the manual of Dead or Alive Ultimate 1.

HOLY SHIT!!! How did I not see this before???

...jeezus now I'm even more confused...

 

[Mrbob]

:lol

Don't worry, Dead or Alive 4 will make everything crystal clear! :lol

 

[Kobun Heat]

Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.

DOA has a story?

 

[ferricide]

if this isn't a joke, i can't think of a bigger waste of time. =)

well, maybe actually playing DOA.

 

[Renegade]

Good work, Sherlock.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

if this isn't a joke, i can't think of a bigger waste of time. =)

well, maybe actually playing DOA.

or reading and then posting in a thread about a game you dont like anyways.

 

[cvxfreak]

Sho Nuff = GAFer of the Year

 

[Shouta]

SNK stories are dumb. They also only elaborate it in stuff outside the fighting games.

Btw, that's a funny chart. Sho Nuff should get a tag for this (if I could give one).

 

[Stinkles]

or reading and then posting in a thread about a game you dont like anyways.

This should be a script-button for 80% of all GA forum responses. Its clarity and genius are matched only by Sho's dedication and venn diagraming skills.

 

[ferricide]

or reading and then posting in a thread about a game you dont like anyways.

i'm kidding, obviously. =P

well, it's not that obvious, i guess, around here. what with all of the insane trolls.

though i wouldn't've read this thread if it wasn't started by sho nuff.

 

[lexi]

What about DOA Volleyball???? I NEED TO KNOW STORY ELEMENTS

 

[Pachinko]

Guys come on seriously, we all know the real reason for a fighting games plot is simply "Fighting fighters fight ... becuase they LOVE IT!"

 

[Tellaerin]

This chart needs to appear in the next issue of XBN.