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I want to know all about itGood luck with your next shit
I'll have to upload to youtube after work.Can't see shit captain.
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It was as spicy going in as it was going out.Record the reaction to your next doodie.
I want to know all about it
You know my secretAt 3:10 it looked like you were about to start pole dancing.
Because. I was bored at work.But why though ?
Chinese soup a little more than a year ago and it tormented me for more than a week.
Not a month later I was in the hospital
And you didn’t link the video ? Yeah I’m a sadistic bastard.I love that video on youtube with those two cute girls that eat a Carolina Reaper and go apeshit screaming and then sick.
How stupid could you be to do that for some internet points.
This is my relationship with spicy foods in a nutshell.I love spicy food, and every now and then I go way over the line, and regret it, then I say to myself..
Why are we so stupid, we know it hurts, yet we keep eating it. Amazing.
And you didn’t link the video ? Yeah I’m a sadistic bastard.
I did this a while back with the 2019 version of the chip. I love spicy stuff but ghost pepper is generally my limit (love that smokiness). But this Paqui chip? Fuck. THAT. As if the mouth burn weren't bad enough, 30 minutes after I swallowed it, I encountered a sudden wave of intense nausea followed by crippling stomach pains, the likes of which I've never experienced and would only wish upon my ex-wife. I attempted to run to the bathroom out of fear that I might vomit as well as an illogical realization that I should somehow induce a rapid bowel movement (no idea how lol). That run amounted to little more than a feeble and literal crawling on the carpet towards the bathroom while clutching my stomach. I feebly pulled myself onto my toilet and began regretting the idea of consuming that chip. I couldn't poop. But I did start to feel a honey badger with claws made of lava just absolutely tear into my guts. The intense wave of pain was so overwhelming and sudden that I quite honestly believed I was about to pass out and stop breathing. No joke. I spent the next 3.5 hours on my bed, in and out of a hallucinogenic state (where I thought I was lying in an alleyway with a gunshot wound), with cold sweats, while trying to concentrate on breathing...lest I pass out. I called my mom (she's a nurse) and told her what was going on, just in case I died. Lol. She said I should go to the ER but I was like, "I can barely breathe or blink or talk...how am I supposed to drive a car?!" Needless to say, I will NOT be eating the second chip I have which is sitting in it's packaging on my bookshelf. That shit is not to be trifled with, especially if all you can handle is ghost pepper level heat. I filmed the whole thing on and edited it into a 15 minute long video on YouTube that my family and friends thought was hilarious. I'm glad they were able to get some enjoyment out of my misery
Come knocking when youve polished off a phal.
(the brunette girl is superhot, imo)
There are a couple of these kind of videos there, though.
Don't do this, people.
Intense, isn't it?That was just wow.
(the brunette girl is superhot, imo)
There are a couple of these kind of videos there, though.
Don't do this, people.