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[isamu]

O.K. ....

How many of you ACTUALLY think Too Pack is dead? If so, why? There is SOOO much evidence pointing to him still being alive. Mainly, the fact that there was no funeral...no open casket...no footage of his body leaving the hospital....NOTHING!

There's been a report recently in the Washington Post that a gentlemen alledgedly has video footage of Too Pack buying items in a small store in a mall in Hong Kong. Rumors are that Afini Shukur is tying to prevent the video from surfacing on the web.

Stay tuned.

P.S. check out *this page*

 

[hXc_thugg]

Such a fitting title you have there.

 

[retardboy]

I got a two pack of cereal at Costco.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

he's dead as a doornail. Just like Elvis is still dead, and Jim Morrison's ghost doesn't fly around in paris, Courntey Love didn't kill Kurt, and a government soldier didn't assassinate John Lennon. They are all just dead like everyone else.

 

[Ned Flanders]

You've been smoking the lechuga de hippy.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I got a two pack of cereal at Costco.

Holy shit, that nice granola kind?

a government soldier didn't assassinate John Lennon

:O I have not seen this conspiracy! Show me the light, good sir

 

[Dujour]

isamu
warning: complete idiot

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[border]

The theory was that he was going to come back after seven years. I was willing to lend the nutballs a tiny smidgen of credence up until then, but the deadline has passed. It's been 8 years or so and no Pac. Motherfucker's dead, baby.

Given that his death was essentially a gang hit, I might chalk up the lack of a funeral to the fact that they were worried about a violence breakout.

 

[XS+]

I love it when the news media hacks up the guy's name. Two-pack Shucker!

 

[isamu]

Yeah, Gangsta rap died when they did pretty much. I guess people realized that being a thug and being shot wasn't as "cool" as they thought.

cough*50cent*cough

 

[XS+]

West coast rap died (or fell off the pop mainstream) when Pac died, but gangsta rap is alive and kickin.

 

[Ill Saint]

P.S. check out *this page*

A few samples...

Friday the 13th is a very suspicious day.
In the song "Life Goes On", Tupac raps about his own funeral.

I love it when they get into the numbers stuff...

Tupac's album All Eyes on Me was released on Feb.13, 1996. Tupac "died" on Sept.13, 1996. It is quite a coincidence that the two dates are exactly 7 months apart.

Tupac officially died at 4:03 PM. 4+3 = 7 Also he "died" at an age of 25 years. 2+5 = 7. It seems as if seven is Tupac's number.

Amusing reading at best.

 

[hXc_thugg]

I kind of wanted it to be true. That would be hawt seckz if any celebrity actually faked their own death and left all those "clues". But alas, I fear it was all as fake as I anticipated.

 

[fennec fox]

This thread, combined with the Reggie one over on the gaming forum, has convinced me that you're either a great troll or truly the most amazing idiot that ever registered an account on this forum.

 

[methodman]

Damn.

If too pack was actually faking his death, and came back today he would dog on every single artist out there, and even though he hasnt rapped for years, he would own them all. Why did he have to die at 25, he was finally reaching his prime! :\

 

[XS+]

What a crock, everyone hoped and anticipated Pac to return, and instead we got Mase

 

[Particle Physicist]

ive got two packs of ice
and mint cold breath!

 

[Truelize]

how do people still not know how to spell his freakin name?!?!?!?!?

Come on people have some respect for the dead.

It's 2pac. Or Tupac. That's it. Got it?!?!?!

 

[hobbitx]

Even if Tupac did come back, wouldn't they throw him in prison for faking his death or do the charges not apply after a certain amount of years?

 

[demon]

I nhave a two pack, in that my abs are compriesed of two pack, or soething. yeah. fuck you.

 

[LakeEarth]

Mainly, the fact that there was no funeral...no open casket...no footage of his body leaving the hospital....NOTHING!

You can see his autopsy photos at ... some sites I'd rather not mention.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Even if Tupac did come back, wouldn't they throw him in prison for faking his death or do the charges not apply after a certain amount of years?

It's something like after 7 years the charges don't apply

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

pretty sure i've seen a couple autopsy photos


but wtf dudes he's not alive. it's like that andy kaufman bullshit (he's dead too).

if 2pac was actually faking his own death and came back today, i'm pretty sure he'd have his own reality TV series. it would be called "Dead and Loving it!" and it would be about a camera following him around and the reaction people would have to a supposed dead man

 

[xsarien]

Hey, Isamu. I just got confirmation that F-Zero: Championship Edition is coming to XBox Live!

 

[Poody]

I have also seen Two-packs of sugar with ice cube in my Ice tea.


ok i can't help it now

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I have also seen Two-packs of sugar with ice cube in my Ice tea.


ok i can't help it now

:lol
I love that call

 

[xsarien]

I have also seen Two-packs of sugar with ice cube in my Ice tea.

That usually costs me 50 cents.

 

[heavy liquid]

Not only is Toooo Paaack still alive, but we didn't land on the moon, either! IT'S ALL A HOAX!

 

[scorcho]

you're on a roll isamu. are you the type of guy who tells your girl to jump up and down after you two have sex so that the sperm can't swim up and make her pregnant?

this is both assuming that you actually have sex, and that the 'girl' is conscious when it happens.

 

[levious]

How many of you ACTUALLY think Too Pack is dead? If so, why? There is SOOO much evidence pointing to him still being alive. Mainly, the fact that there was no funeral...no open casket...no footage of his body leaving the hospital....NOTHING!

That's not what sane people refer to as evidence.

The man had a lung removed... you think that was faked too?

 

[isamu]

That's not what sane people refer to as evidence.

The man had a lung removed... you think that was faked too?

Yes I do.

Hey, Isamu. I just got confirmation that F-Zero: Championship Edition is coming to XBox Live!

I'm going to research this. You better not be screwing with me. Don't waste ma muthafucken time xarien!

 

[SlickWilly223]

Tupac's pretty much dead.

If he is in fact alive, then I just wasted an hour by watching that shitty Hip Hop show on VH1.

God, Gangsta Rap is so bad.

 

[Infinitemadness]

STOP!

 

[UltimateMarioMan]

Acording to my sources (A hobo down by Walmart) hes on the Moon in a hidden alien base with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[BuddyC]

I was genuinely hoping this was a joke thread. But then again, you never know with isamu.