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I hate apartment laundry hoggers.

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Its monday, 10:42 AM, some asshole decides its time to do 7 I REPEAT 7 loads of laundry at once, leaving NONE open for anyone else. And he does it all with a stupid grin. Fuck him, fuck his shitinpants clothing loads.
 
You know what you should do. Kick him in the junk. When he's down, pour clorox on all of his clothes and leave an "anonymous" note threatening his toaster. That'll teach him.
 

AeroGod

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Why the fuck do you live in an apartment. You should live in a mansion and have 80 servants to do everything for you. You silly goose. Move now and quit with this bullshit and doing your own laundry, LOL. MAF is silly.
 
MAF didn't tell you the whole story. He made sweet, sweet love to that guy on top of one of the washing machines. It was love at first sight.
 
If I'm going to take up more than two machines at one time, I try to time it so no one sees me when I pick up the loads, or do it really early in the morning when no one in their right mind would use the machines. I live in a complex that's all college kids, so this usually works just fine.

In the apartment complex I used to live in, there were only 10 machines I think, 5 each for wash and dry.

One time I had washed two loads, I think. When I went back to throw them in the dryer, an entire family had decided to wash everything they owned at once, I think. I had to go find a laundromat to dry my stuff. Luckily there was one fairly nearby.

I really hate being the guy that has to remove other people's laundry from the dryer to dry my stuff. I almost feel like I should leave money or a coupon for a free lunch or something. One time I walked in on a poor girl in the process of removing MY load from the dryer to do hers, and she was so apologetic. I thought it was funny.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Just wait until he's away from the laundry room. Then open the driers and jerk off into his socks.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
LOL, you wash your clothes? I simply wear the same shirt and pants until they begin to smell foul, then I dispose of them and buy replacements at the nearest Wal-mart. I've found this method is actually cheaper and takes all the pesky guesswork out of picking my wardrobe in the morning.
 

Pochacco

asking dangerous questions
AeroGod said:
Why the fuck do you live in an apartment. You should live in a mansion and have 80 servants to do everything for you. You silly goose. Move now and quit with this bullshit and doing your own laundry, LOL. MAF is silly.
iawtp
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
tedtropy said:
LOL, you wash your clothes? I simply wear the same shirt and pants until they begin to smell foul, then I dispose of them and buy replacements at the nearest Wal-mart. I've found this method is actually cheaper and takes all the pesky guesswork out of picking my wardrobe in the morning.
Hey! I know you! You're that guy walking around downtown who everybody crosses the street to avoid!
 

Scoobert

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7 loads of laundry? Some has that much clothes just for one day? I wonder how many days pass before he takes a shower. You should have taken his clothes out though. Taking up 7 is insanse. Geez, is he doing the whole complex's laundry?

Oh and don't forget

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demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
Scoobert said:
7 loads of laundry? Some has that much clothes just for one day? I wonder how many days pass before he takes a shower. You should have taken his clothes out though. Taking up 7 is insanse. Geez, is he doing the whole complex's laundry?

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At least you may end up meeting Michael Jackson in a nut house.
 

teh_pwn

"Saturated fat causes heart disease as much as Brawndo is what plants crave."
"Its monday, 10:42 AM, some asshole decides its time to do 7 I REPEAT 7 loads of laundry at once, leaving NONE open for anyone else. And he does it all with a stupid grin. Fuck him, fuck his shitinpants clothing loads."

Happens all the time where I live.

Girls will come down and take all 20 washers at once. Usually it is one girl doing 2 weeks of her laundry and a couple of friends.

I do laundry at 1 am usually...to avoid that chaos.
 
I fear apartment laundry rooms. In college I went to move this huge pile of clothes off of the folding shelf and a dude sat up among the towels and underwear. He looked like Charles Manson + an arm cast + he was wet weasel crazy and threatened to stick me with a knife he kept in his cast. Maybe he was lying but I took his word on it.
 

jiggle

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It annoys me more that these housewives, who have 5 perfectly fine weekdays to do their laundry, save them for the weekend. So the only time ppl who works and/or goes to school can wash their clothes is on weekdays, after coming home at night all tired out.
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
I do my laundry at times when nobody is there. Like 5am on Sunday morning. I can take up three machines at once and not worry about those housewives getting in my way...looking at my boxers and various straps. Getting up early isn't a problem on Sunday, unless I was out the night before. Otherwise I'm up at 5am, getting ready to watch that hot weekend news anchor. :p


I need to buy my own laundry machine one day. My apartment has the attachments already, I just always spend the money on more important things (games, dvds, going out).
 
I've only done my laundry before in the dorm laundry room last year, and I now have to go to a laundromat for the first time in about an hour. Is there any laundromat etiquette I should observe? I figure I'm gonna need about 3 washers to do my laundry. Should I just do them all at once, or is someone going to jump down my throat for doing that?
 

Escape Goat

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At the laundromat its first come first serve. If you're paying you got em. The laundromat owner doesn't care who put the quarters in the slot, just as long as there are quarters in the slots.
 
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