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I have a question for Mike Works that he's never answered!
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TekunoRobby
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ONLY IF CANDY IS PROVIDED FREE OF CHARGE AND IF SO THEN I WOULD TAKE BELGURDO FREE OF CHARGE AND IF SO I WILL STEAL A CAR THEN SEE THE MOVIE
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<NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts? You are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs
<Emily-away> I bet I could.
<Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my cock and balls.
<Kevyn> That means I have big balls.
<Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar? <Homeless Person>
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<Mike_Works> Mr. Rogers is gone. ;_;
<ZS> there goes the neighborhood
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<Mike_Works> There should be holes in massage tables so if you get an erection when you're getting a massage, you can just put it in the hole, so you don't have to stick your ass in the air.
<Mike_Works> There should also be midgets under the tables. Midgets who need the money.
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<Mike_Works> If I ever killed myself, it'd be in front of a group of children. It'd just be a nice feeling knowing you've made a difference.
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<skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you throw her into the dryer
<Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw her in the washer
<NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts? You are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs
<Emily-away> I bet I could.
<Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my cock and balls.
<Kevyn> That means I have big balls.
<Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar? <Homeless Person>
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<Mike_Works> Mr. Rogers is gone. ;_;
<ZS> there goes the neighborhood
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<Mike_Works> There should be holes in massage tables so if you get an erection when you're getting a massage, you can just put it in the hole, so you don't have to stick your ass in the air.
<Mike_Works> There should also be midgets under the tables. Midgets who need the money.
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<Mike_Works> If I ever killed myself, it'd be in front of a group of children. It'd just be a nice feeling knowing you've made a difference.
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<skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you throw her into the dryer
<Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw her in the washer
Mike Works
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Of course I'm going to see Spider-Man 2, I really liked the first one. I've seen the original, X-Men 1, X2, The Hulk, all the Batman's (the new one will rock!), most of the Superman's... pretty much all comic book movies interest me (aside from fucking Catwoman).
I need to rent Hellboy when it comes out, I was pissed at myself that I missed it when it was in theatres.
I need to rent Hellboy when it comes out, I was pissed at myself that I missed it when it was in theatres.
Kabuki Waq
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i Robot looks crap but the director rocks,
Did anyone notice the the new catwoman trailer is a direct rip off of the Crow?
"some say if some one dies a cat can carry their soul back."
Did anyone notice the the new catwoman trailer is a direct rip off of the Crow?
"some say if some one dies a cat can carry their soul back."
Mike Works
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Hopefully the similarities will become more distinct when someone accidentally shoots halle berry with a loaded gun.Kabuki Waq said:
In the face.
DeadStar said:
STARRING WILL SMITH. FEATURING HIS HIT SINGLE, "I ROBOT".
HIT IT.
[cue rap beat]
I ROBOT
ME ROBOT
YOU ROBOT
WEEEEeeee rooooOOOBOT
[Will Smith dances the robot with a robot for three minutes]
[repeat chorus]
The End. Will Smith walks off with son into sunset.
Smiles and Cries
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please people stop the madness
the world is an evil place... I Robot may end up Making more money than Spiderman 2 in BiZZARO woRLD but no reason to hate on Big Willy
the world is an evil place... I Robot may end up Making more money than Spiderman 2 in BiZZARO woRLD but no reason to hate on Big Willy
Litigation Manuel
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We shouldn't hate Will Smith for I, Robot, I mean, afterall, we still have so many other reasons to hate Will Smith! Seriously, what was with Wild Wild West? And how could he dare use that riff of The Clash in Willenium!
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