I haven't jerked off in...

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I've been sleeping very well and my sheets don't have a single stain on them. How much longer does everyone give me? Let's see if I can make it a month. =D
 
One time I went a while without wanking. I'm talking more than a month.

Little did I realize that when I ended this trend and wanked for the first time, I gave myself an uppercut if you catch my drift :-\

Godspeed
 
nitewulf said:
obviously you got a crush, but besides that...try fucking her in your mind!!!!


WTF!? How the hell do you know?

Edit: And why does it make me lose the urge to wank? Seriously...this sucks. :(
 
AlphaSnake said:
I've been sleeping very well and my sheets don't have a single stain on them. How much longer does everyone give me? Let's see if I can make it a month. =D

Well if you seen the oli pics.... I give it forever. I dont think any of us will ever get it up again.
 
I just jerked off twice....one for me, and one for you. In the one for you, though, you were taking it up the ass by two guys at once. HAHA UR A H0MO NOW.

Society said:
Well if you seen the oli pics.... I give it forever. I dont think any of us will ever get it up again.
What pics?
 
*splooges all over thread*
 
That is because she makes you realize how precious women are, that they aren't just sex toys but are people and just knowing them can offer things far more valuable and fulfilling than just sex. Not only that, but your esteem for her specifically makes other women less desirable. It's good that you stopped, why degrade women like that? I wouldn't want people to view me in such ways for such purposes. Though if you lose your feelings for that girl you'll probably want to again, I heard some study that showed porn/maturbation is more addictive than cocaine. Real care and appreciation for the finer qualities of a woman is a more potent "drug", but if you lose that you'll still want something else if you aren't getting fulfillment (general not sexual) elsewhere in life. Doesn't sound like you want to stop though so I guess you don't care. I think if you stop and consider what it is you see it's bad, but people change their opinions to fit their desires so easily.
 
demon said:
I just jerked off twice....one for me, and one for you. In the one for you, though, you were taking it up the ass by two guys at once. HAHA UR A H0MO NOW.

:|
 
Dice said:
That is because she makes you realize how precious women are, that they aren't just sex toys but are people and just knowing them can offer things far more valuable and fulfilling than just sex. Not only that, but your esteem for her specifically makes other women less desirable. It's good that you stopped, why degrade women like that? I wouldn't want people to view me in such ways for such purposes. Though if you lose your feelings for that girl you'll probably want to again, I heard some study that showed porn/maturbation is more addictive than cocaine. Real care and appreciation for the finer qualities of a woman is a more potent "drug", but if you lose that you'll still want something else if you aren't getting fulfillment (general not sexual) elsewhere in life. Doesn't sound like you want to stop though so I guess you don't care. I think if you stop and consider what it is you see it's bad, but people change their opinions to fit their desires so easily.

My subconscious is doing this for those reasons? That's it, I'm gonna' go touch myself.
 
"I just jerked off twice....one for me, and one for you. In the one for you, though, you were taking it up the ass by two guys at once. HAHA UR A H0MO NOW."


Sounds like you're a bi guy.


edit- you never said what you were jerking too,so you're not bi...just strange.
 
Error Macro said:
Oh, sweet Jesus. The depravity of humans is apalling at times. View evidence of this at the "other" forum. Post naked pictures of yourself, indeed. Christ.
other forum? I thought this is the "other" forum.
 
Omg, we should have a contest...Seinfeld fans know where I'm going with this.

I have the same problem when I really like a woman, but it usually doesn't last two weeks. My problem is more I can't imagine any other women but the one I like during the deed...I think its a guilt thing.
 
demon said:
dear god I thought it had to be a joke :(^1,000

Did you get to the bottom of page 2 in that particular thread? Even better that the first picture. Well, if that's your kind of thing, of course.
 
Olimario needs help....think he asked his gf if it was ok to show grown men his wang? Friggin bizzare.

-edit- I thought it was a joke...its like tub girl all over again.
 
Error Macro said:
Did you get to the bottom of page 2 in that particular thread? Even better that the first picture. Well, if that's your kind of thing, of course.
Unfortunately I did, with the unfulfilled hope of seeing a picture of a naked chick somewhere.

By the way, back on topic, I remember I was sort of in a similar situation a long time ago. I think it was the summer after 7th grade, and I met a girl at some church camp and developed a huge crush on her. I was pretty sure she lived close to me and hoped to meet her after camp was over. I never really felt that way about a girl before. Anyway, I had this legendary porn tape I made that involved a vcr, cinemax, and many late nights in the TV room. After I met this girl, for some reason I felt like I didn't "need" the tape anymore, and I threw it away. I wish I waited just a bit longer. :(
 
Heh, i don't know what's more gay. Oli posting pics of himself, or the amount of guests (probably from here) checking out the thread.
 
demon said:
Unfortunately I did, with the unfulfilled hope of seeing a picture of a naked chick somewhere.

Oh there's a picture of "Mina" going down on some chick later on in that thread. I swear, that board is in the fucking sewer.
 
Not even I "got it up" while looking at oli's pictures.

Anyways, Alpha, you should record the first jerk you have whenever you do it... then post it on OA! I mean, you'd look cool and fly.
 
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