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[Nameless]

This is a great opportunity to work for the largest adult telecommunications company in the world!

We are currently hiring flirtatious telephone actresses and actors to handle adult fantasy calls! This is a super easy and fun job you can do in the comfort of your own home!



Do you have a charming voice? Do you love flirtatious chit chat?

If so, you may be the perfect candidate for telephone acting. To do this job, you MUST have an open-mind, a great imagination, and a desire to create fantasies and role-play.



We mail payroll checks weekly and offer flexible hours that can fit into any lifestyle! Full or part time positions available or work as an independent contractor and set your own hours (restricted to certain states.) We employ hundreds of agents nationwide and entertain over 10,000 callers daily. Our top agents earn 15+ per hour.



Job Requirements

1. You must have a private and quiet area of your home to work in.

2. We require that you utilize a headset with a mute button connected to a land line (no cell phones or cordless phones)

3. Internet access is preferred so that you can view your performance reports and schedules online!

4. You must be able to use your imagination to create fantasy scenarios for your callers!



Sounds like a fun and easy way to earn money? It is! For more information, call one of our recruiters today or visit us at

What I need form GAF:

-Nickname suggestions
-any cool catch phrases I can use
-anything else that may be helpful

-Note, I'll have to do this job completely drunk at all times, to truly reach my potential.

 

[{Mike}]

I fail to see the greatness of this job.

 

[Outdoor Miner]

Purrdition

 

[Barbacoatl]

You need to wear high heels. The creative juices WILL flow

 

[AlanHemberger]

Your nick should be "Candyman"

And you should always end every conversation with "Thank you, baby. Cum again."

 

[Nameless]

I fail to see the greatness of this job.

I get to sit on my ass and talk to horny old women all day..The hilarity that will come from this alone>>>> a paycheck.

 

[ConsumerSquare]

FHUTA

Also, practice your fake accents. "Ello my darling!"

 

[demi]

Um.. you aren't going to talk to just women. Have fun sucking imaginary cock, it should definitely make for good conversation with the chums.

 

[Nameless]

FHUTA

Hmmm..k..

My name could be "Phahoota" the Mandengo love machine"

 

[Barbacoatl]

Host of countless breeding parties.

 

[demi]

My next-door neighbor does this for truckers, she asked me to help set up a site to advertise her because her phone bill was skyrocketing, so she was hoping to set up some sort of online chat instead.

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Um.. you aren't going to talk to just women. Have fun sucking imaginary cock, it should definitely make for good conversation with the chums.

Maybe he can get his friends to join in. CIRCLE JERK!!!!

 

[Son of Godzilla]

I always thought Gazunta made for an awesome stripper name.

 

[pjberri]

Come up with a name then speak in character, for example, let's say a random name like 'IceCreamTruck'. Then say shit like, 'oooh, you've been naughty, someone's about to go down a rocky road".

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Come up with a name then speak in character, for example, let's say a random name like 'IceCreamTruck'. Then say shit like, 'oooh, you've been naughty, someone's about to go down a Hershey highway".

Fixed

 

[the year 20XX]

Do one as Butt-Head and record it for us.

 

[Guzim]

Do one as Butt-Head and record it for us.

"Hey baby."

 

[worldrunover]

What if gay guys call you and want you to talk dirty to them?

 

[GoutPatrol]

I get to sit on my ass and talk to horny old women all day..The hilarity that will come from this alone>>>> a paycheck.

I bet you'll be talking to alot more men than women on this hotline.

 

[GamePnoy74]

Watch the movie CB4 for some suggestions:

"Yeah, yeah, I'm lickin' your balls, best balls I ever had. Uh-huh, you've got King-Kong balls. Your balls are so large...just big balls...I don't care. You just got big balls. Okay, laters." :lol

I gotta see this again sometime, one of the better hip-hop films out there.

 

[Link1110]

For a fake name? How about Buck Naked?

 

[Escape Goat]

My friend and I use the alias Tuna Johnson for a number of things.

 

[SuperPac]

I get to sit on my ass and talk to horny old women all day..The hilarity that will come from this alone>>>> a paycheck.

If you take this job you DEFINITELY won't be talking to women. Do erotic-talk lines for women even exist? Seriously, don't kid yourself.