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I just discovered sangria

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bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
why didn't anybody tell me about the existence of this INCREDIBLE drink? You're all fired.

This is some good stuff.
 
When I read the title of your thread I heard "Lovin' you/ is easy 'cuz you're beautiful..." by Minnie Ripperton playing in the background as you enjoy sangria outdoors in slow motion with lens flares and great sunglasses. Why?
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
I dunno, I'm drinking it sitting in front of the computer buck naked in my leather chair, with one dry contact lens.

no lens flare here
 

nitewulf

Member
heh, back in high school we had a party in spanish class at the end of the semester. each student brought a dish from home. so someone made sangria, w/o alcohol...and the troublemakers promptly spiked it with rum. ahhh it was a good party.
 

mattiewheels

And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
Awesome dude.

I discovered a couple of long island iced teas tonight. I wanna discover campari, ever since I saw Life Aquatic, though...
 

Loki

Count of Concision
As someone who's made more than his share of Sangria in his day (I was a waiter for many years), allow me to impart some wisdom in case you're making your sangria incorrectly (or not optimally :D):


- Use a sweeter red wine such as a burgundy or a fuller-bodied, somewhat fruitier one like a Shiraz. AVOID merlots and cabernets like the plague when making Sangria (this is subjective, however :p).

- Assuming you're preparing roughly one liter of sangria, use about 3/4 of an apple (sliced, with skin), 3/4 of an orange (with rind), 1/2-3/4 of a lime (with rind), 1/2 a lemon (w/rind). If you're feeling adventurous, throw in 6-10 grapes (slice them open a bit before tossing them in).

- Typical red wines in the $15-$20/bottle range are already fairly acidic; choose a Californian red to minimize acidity. Believe it or not, limes, oranges, grapes, and lemons are alkalizing fruits, so they'll cut the acid of the wine to a significant extent rather than enhancing it, which is good for flavor.

- For one liter, add about 3-4 ounces of Grand Marnier (orange-flavored cognac); if this is not handy, I'd advise against substituting a "normal" cognac such as Courvosier or Hennessy, regardless of the quality (e.g., even if you have Remy XO handy)-- it just won't go as well with the flavors in the mix. In that case, you're better off going in an entirely different direction by adding some berry-flavored liquer such as Creme de Cassis (black currant-flavored liquer) or even something like Chambord, which will give a deeper berry flavor. Peach-flavored brandy also works well (you get the picture, I'm sure :p). Don't mix the liquers, however-- pick one for the mix and that's it. If you have a choice, in terms of flavor imo, it's Grand Marnier ---> berry-flavored liquers ---> peach-flavored liquers.

- Add a splash of sour mix, stir thoroughly, and let sit for 5-10 minutes (preferably 10) before serving.



You should be ok with this, since no customer has ever complained to me about it, and I'd like to think that it wasn't out of mere courtesy. ;) :) If you don't like it, well...take it up with the feds. :D I hear that the DEA has a special "Libation Liability" division. ;)


Btw, sangria is also good with sparkling red wines if you can get your hands on a bottle. I was quite fond of it, myself, though we never served it that way to customers unless they specifically requested it. :)
 

Triumph

Banned
Sangria is like, weak sauce. Tasty weak sauce, but weak sauce none the less.

Nowadays, I only drink beer and scotch.
 

Jak140

Member
For some reason I read the title of this thread as "I just discovered mangina."





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I should probably go to bed.
 

loudog999

Member
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mixed drinks are for pussies
 

Axsider

Banned
bishoptl said:
why didn't anybody tell me about the existence of this INCREDIBLE drink? You're all fired.

This is some good stuff.
2 Years ago, I was drunken and puked the hell out of me.
So, no Sangria for me again! Never :-/
 

mattiewheels

And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
scorcho said:
pff, you probably think homosexual man on man sex is pretty gay too.
Not as gay as a long island iced tea.
 

aoi tsuki

Member
mattiewheels said:
Not as gay as a long island iced tea.
i don't undertand the hate on this drink. It's got four liquors in it and it tastes good!! Granted, i usually take my liquor on the rocks, but it's a tasty drink that'll get you drunk very stealthfully.
 

scorcho

testicles on a cold fall morning
i'm man enough to admit that i drink a caucasian every now and then. my prefered drink are belgian beers and good ol' brooklyn lager though.
 

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
WasabiKing said:
*SNIFF SNIFF* What's that smell? OH, IT'S YEAST INFECTION COMING FROM BISHOP'S DIRECTION. :lol
Come see me when you're ready to bump off 18 Grey Goose vodka shots in a row! Then we'll see whose penis is larger and more attractive to women!
 
bishoptl said:
Come see me when you're ready to bump off 18 Grey Goose vodka shots in a row! Then we'll see whose penis is larger and more attractive to women!

Haha, screw that, when I come up to Vancouver, and kick the ass of "Kick in the Head," standing up, I will be Canada's favorite drunk, dominating your nation with a new legend. And break racial barriers, too. :lol
 
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