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I just saw a commercial for anal sex...(KY Lube)

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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Uhhh...I think I just the creepiest commercial of all time. It was a KY lubricant commercial clearly advertising anal sex being better with their new "warm sensation" lubrication. I just kind of sat there baffled after the commercial ended. Has anyone else seen this? It was on VH1.
 
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XMonkey

lacks enthusiasm.
No, but we did have a Lube poster in my dorm suite's hall advertising the fact that lube was a good thing for your first time (o_O)....then someone stole it and it has not been seen since =(
 
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videogamer

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XMonkey said:
No, but we did have a Lube poster in my dorm suite's hall advertising the fact that lube was a good thing for your first time (o_O)....then someone stole it and it has not been seen since =(
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:eek: I never saw those around when I was in the dorms.
 
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Particle Physicist

between a quark and a baryon
KY is not necessarily just for anal sex.. you can also use it when you stick it in her/his ear .. mmm, the warm sensation of a penis in your ear must be thrilling!
 
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distantmantra

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AlphaSnake said:
Uhhh...I think I just the creepiest commercial of all time. It was a KY lubricant commercial clearly advertising anal sex being better with their new "warm sensation" lubrication. I just kind of sat there baffled after the commercial ended. Has anyone else seen this? It was on VH1.
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Do they explicitly refer to anal sex? If it's the commercial I'm thinking of, it has nothing to do with anal. You do know that many people use lubircation products such as KY for vaginal intercourse, right?

edit: KY is also used to help women insert tampons.
 
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LakeEarth

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I can just imagine the commercial, with all the kids that were in the Mario 3 commercial (now in their thirties) chanting "anal lube, anal lube!!"
 
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maharg

idspispopd
distantmantra said:
Do they explicitly refer to anal sex? If it's the commercial I'm thinking of, it has nothing to do with anal. You do know that many people use lubircation products such as KY for vaginal intercourse, right?

edit: KY is also used to help women insert tampons.
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What he said.

Some people here clearly have anal sex on the mind.
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Wait a minute, wait a minute...you can put your penis in a girl's vagina too?!? Sex just got that much better!
 
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Incognito

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AlphaSnake said:
Uhhh...I think I just the creepiest commercial of all time. It was a KY lubricant commercial clearly advertising anal sex being better with their new "warm sensation" lubrication. I just kind of sat there baffled after the commercial ended. Has anyone else seen this? It was on VH1.
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Yeah, haha, I saw one aired during a daytime soap. Pretty crazy.
 
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shuri

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tedtropy said:
Wait a minute, wait a minute...you can put your penis in a girl's vagina too?!? Sex just got that much better!
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WTF That wasnt covered in the strategy guide! Damn you Bradygames
 
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iapetus

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snaildog

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Yeah a lot of people do use it for vaginal. It lessens the chances of a condom breaking and I guess the girl doesn't have to be as turned on.
 
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Triumph

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Lemurnator said:
There's a product out that makes ass sex more pleasurable for both partners?

Count me in.
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Uh, how about NO? I'd like to not count you in anything of the sort until it's legal to do so. I'm not even gonna THINK about it...

Ick.

But back to the topic, yeah I've seen that. And astroglyde is better than KY for, uh, easing the badger as they call it.
 
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RaymondCarver

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One girlfriend of mine thought it was kinda hot, and it'd almost really drive her out of her head when I'd pour it on her when the KY was a cool to cold temperature from the room. Other than that, I haven't really used it for much else except for the best thing you can do to prevent a condom from breaking:

Put a drop of KY inside the condom before using it. From this, it makes it less likley to break.





That said, I'm going to go play Call of Duty and shoot people.
 
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AeroGod

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Jim Bowie said:
Or a slutty FBI agent!

If you spit in a girl's ass I don't think she'd want to do you anymore.
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A slutty undercover FBI agent...thats still in high school. Just like Agent Cody Banks, minus Anthony Anderson as a side kick.
 
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DaCocoBrova

Finally bought a new PSP, but then pushed the demon onto someone else. Jesus.
Why do people like anal sex, when you have a choice of orifice?

Doesn't the room smell like ass afterward? Isn't there debris?


This one shorty begged me to poke her in her ass, since 'Aunt Flow' had come to visit. I admit, I was tempted...but wised up and told her it wouldn't fit.
 
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aoi tsuki

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JackFrost2012 said:
The debris is commonly referred to as "santorum."
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The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
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Wow. i'm not sure i was ready for that.
 
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shuri

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the sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
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Mercury Fred

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adelgary said:
And why is that? Mind recommending an alternative?
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It gets gummy, doesn't last too long, etc.

I like this stuff:
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It's silicone-based (so you can use it with a rubber), has excellent viscosity, and doesn't really dry out. It's expensive but ideal for anal sex.
 
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teiresias

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There's plenty of better lubricants out there than KY, like ID and stuff like that, have to go to a porn shop for those though, whereas KY is easily purchased at any drug store.

the sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Named, by popular demand and usage, after legislator Rick Santorum because of his homophobic political statements.
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I'm sorry, but anyone that has that stuff leaking out accidentally afterwards (as in your not over the toilet forcing it out afterwards when your in the clean-up phase) and it's just dripping onto the bed either has no muscle control down there or is just foul to begin with. I've NEVER had that stuff just accidentally escape during the act or immediately afterwards. But maybe my people do it more often so we're a bit more versed in how to get it done. :lol
 
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krypt0nian

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Ummm....

1) the ad doesn't mention anal sex.

2) lubrication is used for all types of sex. Doesn't anyone watch Dr. Sue? :lol
 
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