"Homosexual Tearfully Admits To Being Governor Of New Jersey"
"America's Sweetheart Dumps U.S. For Some Douchebag"
"Republicans Outraged By Inaccuracies In Metallica Documentary"
After all these years, it's still pure comedy gold. These guys are absolute geniuses.
What are your favorite Onion headlines? Post'em here. (Quoting articles is probably against the ToS..)
"America's Sweetheart Dumps U.S. For Some Douchebag"
"Republicans Outraged By Inaccuracies In Metallica Documentary"
After all these years, it's still pure comedy gold. These guys are absolute geniuses.
What are your favorite Onion headlines? Post'em here. (Quoting articles is probably against the ToS..)