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[BlackOlivesMatter]

She can tug my nugs

Florida woman arrested for threatening to get McDonald’s sauce by any ‘means necessary’

A Florida woman was arrested for threatening to rob a McDonald’s because they did not serve dipping sauce along with her food, a report said Monday. Maguire Marie Mclaughlin, 19, was denied t…

nypost.com

 

[Elektro Demon]

She's got that psycho look. I hear that's trendy these days.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

How the fuck is that chick 19? I thought she was 27+! Also Maguire Marie Mclaughlin? Fucking asshole parents I swear.

 

[triplestation]

Eye for an eye, this lass has the right idea

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

She's got that psycho look. I hear that's trendy these days.

I love me some crazy bitches. I'd have a mcnugget orgy with her and Casey Anthony

 

[xrnzaaas]

How the fuck is that chick 19? I thought she was 27+! Also Maguire Marie Mclaughlin? Fucking asshole parents I swear.

Being fat makes you look older, being petite and cute makes you look younger.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

I know it would likely lead to getting my car keyed or tires slashed or some other misfortune, but yeah. She seems fun.

 

[WhiskeyDiver]

She'll fuck you for a mcdouble.
She'll kill you for a Big Mac.
She'll eat em all to fill that void.
Left by years of excessively worshiping
Her God that is crack.

People have threatened McDonalds employees over not having two wads of napkins included with their chungus chonker size of an order. I'm not surprised that Florida WOman was willing to sacrifice it all for sides of dat mac sauce.

 

[JokerMM]

i'd give her ALL my fucking sauce

 

[Spukc]

Only when i can see here arms and legs

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

Being fat makes you look older, being petite and cute makes you look younger.

I don't think she is fat though.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

I know it would likely lead to getting my car keyed or tires slashed or some other misfortune, but yeah. She seems fun.

Plus you know if you send her to Taco Bell, the bitch is gonna come back with like a hundred fire sauces.

 

[BadBurger]

How the fuck is that chick 19? I thought she was 27+! Also Maguire Marie Mclaughlin? Fucking asshole parents I swear.

Those cameras police use for mug shots make everyone look older.

 

[Cybrwzrd]

Plus you know if you send her to Taco Bell, the bitch is gonna come back with like a hundred fire sauces.

I'd kick her out of bed for that. Diablo is the GOAT Taco Bell sauce.

 

[iconmaster]

The Smoking Gun includes a pic of sweet 'n sour sauce along with the police report but the variety isn't actually specified in the writeup.

I really need to know which sauce was at issue before rendering any judgement.

 

[Hideous Snake]

 

[iconmaster]

Whenever I ask for barbecue sauce, the McDonald's cashier just passes me a handful. Are some sauces more valuable than others?

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Whenever I ask for barbecue sauce, the McDonald's cashier just passes me a handful. Are some sauces more valuable than others?

Must be the honey meth sauce...

 

[DESTROYA]

She's all yours! You can have my share of crazy .

 

[EverydayBeast]

I think I'm holding back laughter.

 

[Ikutachi]

Her look tells me she wouldn't hesitate brushing her asshole with my toothbrush for revenge.

 

[GAMETA]

 

[brap]

Keep her and leave Emma for me

How the fuck is that chick 19? I thought she was 27+! Also Maguire Marie Mclaughlin? Fucking asshole parents I swear.

women age fast these days

 

[Dirk Benedict]

That's one attractive, crazy looking bitch.

 

[ExpandKong]

Looks like she's just getting started on her meth journey.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

That's one attractive, crazy looking bitch.

McWaifu

 

[lock2k]

She can tug my nugs

Florida woman arrested for threatening to get McDonald’s sauce by any ‘means necessary’

A Florida woman was arrested for threatening to rob a McDonald’s because they did not serve dipping sauce along with her food, a report said Monday. Maguire Marie Mclaughlin, 19, was denied t…

nypost.com

You do love some trailer trash pussy. lol

 

[Kadayi]

 

[Blade2.0]

We live in a world where sauce costs 25 cents. This is why I'm anti-capitalist.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

What if I wanna be your soulmate tho?

 

[Kadayi]

What if I wanna be your soulmate tho?

 

[Jooxed]

Keep her and leave Emma for me

women age fast these days

that McDonald's sauce ages you faster than coffee.

 

[slugbahr]

MMM......

 

[newtypepilot]

dont fuck crazy

 

[haxan7]

that McDonald's sauce ages you faster than coffee.

It's the dark hair. They dye their hair blonde to look younger and more fertile. It's all tricks.

 

[Phase]

My mans, this is the only dyed blonde dark eyeliner wearing hottie that should be on your radar.

 

[Strife In a Teacup]

Give her a year or two before she breaks out the Sharpie

 

[davepoobond]

Nice butt chin

 

[Cutty Flam]

Why oh why........is it ALWAYS Florida???

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with that State? Is there some kind of inside joke among media to post the most outlandish crimes or something? Me and my homie up in Canada were talking about this exact same discussion topic of weird fools acting up in Florida....so odd those people...

 

[Scopa]

I went out with a McLaughlin once. Absolute psycho.

 

[10000]

YOU ARE A SAUCY WOMAN

WHAT, YOU EGG??

"PROCEED TO STABS MC DONALDS EMPLOYEES"

 

[GymWolf]

She can squeeze my eggs to make all the mayo sauce she wants...

 

[Scopa]

She can squeeze my eggs to make all the mayo sauce she wants...

You can do better.

 

[Kev Kev]

found mine a looooooong time ago

<- my first, my last, my everything

 

[davepoobond]

You can do better.

She makes ketchup

 

[Pejo]

Isn't OP that guy that's got the creepy fetish for that skank from American Horror Story?

 

[TheGreatYosh]

Should have given her the sauce. I would.

 

[iconmaster]

Why oh why........is it ALWAYS Florida???

Seriously, what the hell is wrong with that State?

Probably nothing. Florida law requires police to give up arrest reports when asked, so all the weird crimes become public.

How Florida's Proud Open Government Laws Lead to the Shame of "Florida Man" News Stories

On the internet, memes can explode and whither away in less than a week, but its a testament to the staying power of the internet's obsession with "Florida Man" that The New York Times, the standard barer of American print journalism, just this weekend took notice of the popular @_FloridaMan...

www.miaminewtimes.com

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Isn't OP that guy that's got the creepy fetish for that skank from American Horror Story?

Nah I'm the guy that just put your cunt mouth on ignore