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[Catphish]

I was out in the yard doing a bit of work, built up a sweat, came inside, and realized I smell like a goddamned onion.

An onion.

This is new.

I don't like it.

 

[PumpkinPie]

I read that if you eat onions your sweat smells worse, could that have been it?


Alternatively, you're becoming an onion.

 

[p_xavier]

That doesn't sound a-peel-ing.

 

[Mistake]

I noticed a similar thing after I ate a ton of haddock. The next day or so my sweat got raunchy as hell. Probably your diet

 

[DragoonKain]

I hope you aren't a valet for a living

 

[DeepEnigma]

Red meat is a major funkifier out them glands.

Plus various other consumptions.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Catphish]

Red meat is a major funkifier out them glands.

Plus various other consumptions.

maybe ...it's the Heineken

 

[DeepEnigma]

maybe ...it's the Heineken

Spoiler

Could be, alcohol does that too.

 

[Richard Packer]

teezzy smells like expired tuna fish and dick cheese.

 

[ClanOfNone]

op is an ogre confirmed

 

[teezzy]

teezzy smells like expired tuna fish and dick cheese.

Yeah, and I'm practically a baby!

 

[Ash Sparrow]

Sounds like an origin story to me

 

[chromhound]

Drink more water

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yeah, and I'm practically a baby!

It's time to stop lying to yourself. You're in your 30s for christsake!

 

[teezzy]

It's time to stop lying to yourself. You're in your 30s for christsake!

Better hide your nippies from me

Teezzy wants milk

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Better hide your nippies from me

Teezzy wants milk

The fan fiction stops here and now! That was the last time you will make me say my "milk ducts" were on my "stinky toes". No more!

 

[GeekyDad]

It could literally be onions, in all seriousness. Not sure where you live, but here in Georgia the wild green onions grow in with the grass and other weeds and shit.

 

[Catphish]

It could literally be onions, in all seriousness. Not sure where you live, but here in Georgia the wild green onions grow in with the grass and other weeds and shit.

No, I smelled me.

It’s my own rank funk.

 

[GeekyDad]

No, I smelled me.

It’s my own rank funk.

Ah. Was just thinking that perhaps while doing the yard work you got some on you. Fresh green onions release a gelatin when they're cut.

 

[Northeastmonk]

It’s that cocoon starting to form.

 

[Catphish]

It’s that cocoon starting to form.

 

[Northeastmonk]

When a group of trespassing seniors swim in a pool containing alien cocoons, they find themselves energized with youthful vigor

Cocoon (1985) ⭐ 6.7 | Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi

1h 57m | PG-13

m.imdb.com

 

[cormack12]

Time to roll in the Perspirex

 

[Catphish]

Cocoon (1985) ⭐ 6.7 | Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi

1h 57m | PG-13

m.imdb.com

I thought that.

But I also thought maybe I wasn't washing thoroughly enough.

 

[nikolino840]

Diabetes?

 

[Kilau]

Cocoon (1985) ⭐ 6.7 | Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi

1h 57m | PG-13

m.imdb.com

Won't be too long before I'm passing the Wilford Brimley Line.

 

[Rest]

Diabetes?

It's diabeetus. Jesus this forum some times.

 

[FunkMiller]

OP. It’s a sign you’re dying.

Because if you smell like an onion, that’s shallot.

 

[haxan7]

I smell like pussy 24/7/365

 

[Catphish]

I smell like pussy 24/7/365

 

[Catphish]

 

[nikolino840]

It's diabeetus. Jesus this forum some times.

In latin?

 

[///PATRIOT]

I was out in the yard doing a bit of work, built up a sweat, came inside, and realized I smell like a goddamned onion.

An onion.

This is new.

I don't like it.

Seriously. Have you gone to the doctor?

 

[Pagusas]

I notice when I switch from eating mostly fast food to now home cooking all the time, I actually smell worse when sweating. the doctor said things like garlic/shallots/onions and certain oils will do that.

 

[DoomGyver]

Could be stress and or anxiety.

 

[dispensergoinup]

Plot twist you've always smelled like onions but your sense of smell improved.

 

[DragoonKain]

I remember the first time in my life I ever smelled rampant BO, I was playing this kid one on one in basketball. A friend of a friend. And I legit thought he just got done eating tacos before we played because he reeked of something that smelled like tacos. Then at some point he lifted up his arm near my face and I got a whiff of it and I was like holy shit that’s what awful BO smells like.

 

[Halo is Back]

Embrace the musk

 

[Spaceman292]

somebody once told me

 

[GymWolf]

If your balls still have the same fragrance, no need to worry.

Always check the balls first.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

 

[Zeroing]

I was out in the yard doing a bit of work, built up a sweat, came inside, and realized I smell like a goddamned onion.

An onion.

This is new.

I don't like it.

So you make people cry when they to peel your layers?

 

[Catphish]

So you make people cry when they to peel your layers?

If that is to be my destiny...

 

[DKehoe]

What OP didn't mention was that he was dressed like this

 

[AJUMP23]

Thread has layers.

 

[Dai Kaiju]

Dude! I'm noticing different smells as I age too. The other day I noticed my balls smelled like a dirty hamster that got depressed and stopped cleaning himself. The resemblance is uncanny.

I don't like it either, my friend.

 

[Zeroing]

I still smell of ocean breeze on spring time!

On weekends I do smell like a 3some with regrets…

 

[Facism]

My balls have started smelling like cooked chicken after a workout. Tempted to not shower and lay a few cloves of garlic next to them on the drive home.

 

[Insane Metal]

teezzy smells like expired tuna fish and dick cheese.

I can confirm this.