You know, when I read this thread title, I wanted to believe that you had changed, Star Power. I really did. But the fact of the matter is, it just won't work out between you and her. Don't take this the wrong way or nothing, but you're gay. Really, really gay. I know you once had aspirations and hopes and dreams and all that hubbub, but now that you've turned gay, it's just all gone to shit. Britney is straight darling, and there's no stopping that. Unfortunately, your adventure ends here. Good day.