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[Captain N]

Okay so when my wife and I were expecting our first baby it was my idea to name him Buffalo. That one didn't stick and we went with Dashiell and call him Dash most of the time. Now she wants to have another baby and I got an awesome idea..what if for each child we pick a name from a Pixar movie. Nemo would be a great name for a boy and at the same time we could pick family names for the middle names.

Dashiell is my first sons name..if I lose the battle of Nemo my second sons name will be Lincoln with the nn Link.

Thoughts?

 

[Escape Goat]

/facepalm

 

[Pizza Luigi]

Do you want him to get lost or what?

 

[-x.Red.x-]

you was gonna name your son BUFFALO?

/dear god...

 

[Thagomizer]

...you do know what the word "Nemo" actually means, right?


Also, your kid will be picked on mercilessly if you name him after a cartoon fish. Come to think of it, your names suck in general.

 

[Mechanical Snowman]

If you're going to name your child after a Pixar character you should call him Buzz or Woody.

...you do know what the word "Nemo" actually means, right?

what does it mean?

 

[D4Danger]

My cat is called nemo. Just thought I'd put that out there.

 

[joelseph]

I want to name my son Bear

 

[siddx]

I think you are either joking or batshit insane.

 

[Conceited]

Why can't people just give their kids normal names? What's wrong with Steve or Mike?

 

[DR2K]

I got called Nemo(last name is Nemeh) throughout HS because of that damn fish movie. Don't do that to your kid.

 

[Escape Goat]

...you do know what the word "Nemo" actually means, right?


Also, your kid will be picked on mercilessly if you name him after a cartoon fish. Come to think of it, your names suck in general.

Meaning of the Name Nemo
The name Nemo means "nobody" in Latin.

Oh dear...

 

[bud]

my son's middle name is going to be bruce

i don't care what my wife's gonna say

 

[Captain N]

Why can't people just give their kids normal names? What's wrong with Steve or Mike?

I'm not a fan of most of the names in the top 1000.

 

[Agnostic]

Just jerk off into the toilet and flush Nemo down the drain.

 

[KAL2006]

There are much better names than Nemo

Tarzan
Simba
Woody
Wall E

are all much better names

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Sure, i mean everyone calling their kids retarded shit now so Nemo's not so bad.

 

[Stinkles]

Namor or nothing.

 

[Escape Goat]

There are much better names than Nemo

Tarzan
Simba
Woody
Wall E

are all much better names

The less retarded of all the names in this thread is wall-e. Just name him Walter and call him Wally.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

Thoughts?

Name him Yoshi Toronaga, so when you guys get in fights in the future you can tell him he's adopted.

 

[wizword]

Not a good idea. I would go with a normal name because something like nemo he would be bullied in high school for.

 

[alr1ght]

Buffalo, nice to see you never went through with that. I'd rather be called Captain N than Nemo.

 

[Thagomizer]

There are much better names than Nemo


Wall E

:lol :lol

 

[remz]

Call him Remy, It's from a pixar movie, and actually a decent name

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

Okay so when my wife and I were expecting our first baby it was my idea to name him Buffalo. That one didn't stick and we went with Dashiell and call him Dash most of the time. Now she wants to have another baby and I got an awesome idea..what if for each child we pick a name from a Pixar movie. Nemo would be a great name for a boy and at the same time we could pick family names for the middle names.

Dashiell David Rowe Becker is my first sons name..if I lose the battle of Nemo my second sons name will be Lincoln William Warfield with the nn Link.

Thoughts?

*Looks at username*

Gotcha.

Just a tip, try to remember to give your kid a name that won't get him his ass kicked in school. Your wife saved you a lot of psychiatry bills by axing "Buffalo".

 

[ShinAmano]

Nemo -

a small emo child who not only cries in corners when upset, bored, or tired, but one who's cry for help is that of a rabid squirrel.

Thanks Urban Dictionary

 

[theJwac]

Don't name your son. He'd be better of being called kid until he could pick a suitable name. Sorry, but mentioning that you were gonna name your first baby Buffalo really strips you of all naming rights.

EDIT: Name him GAFFER.

 

[Borgnine]

Dash? Are you Todd Palin?

 

[Prez]

Call him MacGyver. There's actually a kid named like that (yes, his first name) where I live.

 

[Escape Goat]

Buffalo :lol


Please let your wife name him.

 

[Conceited]

Call him Aladdin.

 

[Haly]

Why can't people just give their kids normal names? What's wrong with Steve or Mike?

I guess you've never been in a class with 3-4 Micheals and 2-3 Davids?

It's pathetically hilarious.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

A Boy Named Sue

 

[Salsa]

I want to name my son Darkwing Duck

Spoiler

how about Mike ? (Monsters inc)

 

[ShallNoiseUpon]

Why?

Just to be different?

 

[Apoc29]

Lightning McQueen! Nobody's gonna fuck with someone with that name.

 

[Escape Goat]

Whats with the 4 names anyways? All you need is a first, middle and last name.

 

[Rentahamster]

Will you train him to be a kick ass Street Fighter player?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55sHHRlp5Us

 

[BigJonsson]

Name him Kim or Leslie

 

[Conceited]

http://www.babynamegenie.com/

I grant your wish for the perfect baby name. It is...

Damon Ryan Captain N

Am I right or am I right?

 

[totowhoa]

you should name your son cloud

 

[LFG]

he may come out with a little fin =/

 

[ClosingADoor]

Buffalo, Dashiell, Nemo, the fuck? Please pick some normal names for the kid's sake. Names like Nemo are cute for a 3-year old, but not for someone to be called his whole live.

Damn, I have a nephew named 'Boy'. Don't know what his parents were thinking :S

 

[Lagspike_exe]

If your intention is to destroy his social life throughout elementary and high school and to make him a mocking target to virtually every bully in the world, go with something more hardcore, like ROBOCOP.

 

[sarcastor]

what about megatron?

 

[wizword]

I guess you've never been in a class with 3-4 Micheals and 2-3 Davids?

It's pathetically hilarious.

Oliver is a great uncommon name yet sounds good.

 

[Escape Goat]

Buffalo, Dashiell, Nemo, the fuck? Please pick some normal names for the kid's sake. Names like Nemo are cute for a 3-year old, but not for someone to be called his whole live.

Damn, I have a nephew named 'Boy'. Don't know what his parents were thinking :S

Wow, thats more retarded than people who name their cat "Dog" or vice versa.

 

[Magique]

I think Simba would actually make for a really good name.

 

[ClosingADoor]

http://www.babynamegenie.com/

Hm, 'Richard Adonis' for a boy, 'Jennifer Adeline' for a girl. Not that bad, but I probably won't give my kid a second name.

 

[Mudkips]

Buffalo.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Dash