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[Blade2.0]

I was in a wreck in August and have been with little to no transportation since (and as we all know the USA has horseshit public transit in most cities). Finally got my car back yesterday. I was so tired of ordering in and cooking for myself that I went to to the buffet two days in a row.

Were they the best two decisions of my life? Yes, yes they were. Also got the number of the older Chinese milf that was my waitress. So hell yeah!

I made the following image with bing ai art generator to get the full effect.

It's amazing how cut off you are from the world here if you have no transportation. Would not recommend.

 

[Soodanim]

MILF, you say?

 

[newtypepilot]

bing doesn't know what chinese food looks like lol

 

[nush]

MILF, you say?

She was just old in reality.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

I was in a wreck in August and have been with little to no transportation since (and as we all know the USA has horseshit public transit in most cities). Finally got my car back yesterday. I was so tired of ordering in and cooking for myself that I went to to the buffet two days in a row.

Were they the best two decisions of my life? Yes, yes they were. Also got the number of the older Chinese milf that was my waitress. So hell yeah!

I made the following image with bing ai art generator to get the full effect.

It's amazing how cut off you are from the world here if you have no transportation. Would not recommend.

Looking like an ischemic stroke in action.

 

[Ecotic]

I have a serious question that's been bugging me for a while for anyone with knowledge about it. Are all Chinese buffets owned by the same mega company or consortium that makes them identical except for their names? Here in Georgia at least, all Chinese buffets have exactly the same items, prepared in exactly the same way. They're all as identical as two McDonald's except for their names, which are all just super generic sounding anyway. Maybe it's just a phenomenon unique to my state.

 

[nush]

I have a serious question that's been bugging me for a while for anyone with knowledge about it. Are all Chinese buffets owned by the same mega company or consortium that makes them identical except for their names? Here in Georgia at least, all Chinese buffets have exactly the same items, prepared in exactly the same way. They're all as identical as two McDonald's except for their names, which are all just super generic sounding anyway. Maybe it's just a phenomenon unique to my state.

They just know what people order on takeaway and replicate that.

 

[Robot Carnival]

I have a serious question that's been bugging me for a while for anyone with knowledge about it. Are all Chinese buffets owned by the same mega company or consortium that makes them identical except for their names? Here in Georgia at least, all Chinese buffets have exactly the same items, prepared in exactly the same way. They're all as identical as two McDonald's except for their names, which are all just super generic sounding anyway. Maybe it's just a phenomenon unique to my state.

I would say that the nature of a buffet kinda restrict the type of food they can cook up. you have to consider the price, how many different kinda food you're making, what's the price of all the ingredients around that location, and the target customer's taste around there. I used to go to anywhere from 4 to 6 Chinese buffets a week around the Mid West regions due to my work, so I'm more than familiar with them. are they the best or even the most authentic Chinese food you can get? lord no. but are they a good value and can fill you up? absolutely. I'm at an age where I rather have more quality than quantity these days, but if you're younger and looking for some decent food to fill you up, then these buffets would definitely be a good choice.

 

[Blade2.0]

I have a serious question that's been bugging me for a while for anyone with knowledge about it. Are all Chinese buffets owned by the same mega company or consortium that makes them identical except for their names? Here in Georgia at least, all Chinese buffets have exactly the same items, prepared in exactly the same way. They're all as identical as two McDonald's except for their names, which are all just super generic sounding anyway. Maybe it's just a phenomenon unique to my state.

Some things are quite different if you pay attention to the small stuff.

One Chinese buffet near me does steak at night, the other does ribs. And usually the chicken on a stick will be the most different from each location. There's one where it's my favorite thing on their array and one where it's the worst.

 

[SJRB]

Living like a god.

 

[Rentahamster]

Also got the number of the older Chinese milf that was my waitress.

I would like to know how that Chinese buffet turns out.

 

[Lunarorbit]

I would like to know how that Chinese buffet milf turns out.

Me too!

Edit:Wait, Rentahamster and I might be talking about the same thing. Nom Nom Nom

 

[mitch1971]

According to that picture, the Chinese really like their intestine buffets.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Two Chinese buffets in two days?

So I'd guess you took a shit about 8 times?

 

[AJUMP23]

You should not do this to yourself. GO on 7 walks to work it off.

 

[Toots]

I hope your milf is pre menopause and your bathroom is made of reinforced steel.

 

[ReBurn]

bing doesn't know what chinese food looks like lol

Seems to know what chinese buffet looks like, though. There's usually little to no actual Chinese food on chinese buffets.

 

[jason10mm]

I hope your milf is pre menopause and your bathroom is made of reinforced steel.

Dammit, beaten!

Anyway, just remember its the MSG talking, it makes you suceptible to their ancient chinese secrets...pearl cream!

 

[Big Baller]

I hate buffets

 

[Blade2.0]

I hate buffets

Well I hate you.

 

[Big Baller]

Well I hate you.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Fuck the buffet lemme know how you handle laying pipe to that waitress

 

[ahtlas7]

Must have impressed her with your ability to put food away?

 

[badblue]

I wish there was a good Chinese buffet here.

 

[PSYGN]

They just know what people order on takeaway and replicate that.

Chinese are good at business sometimes at the expense of business.

 

[Blade2.0]

Must have impressed her with your ability to put food away?

Certainly wasn't the looks.

Edit: Thank you too whomever got me the Gafgold.

 

[Pagusas]

Wish I could find a good one in Dallas. Everyone I've tried has been complete trash.

 

[Robot Carnival]

Chinese are good at business sometimes at the expense of business.

sadly that's absolutely the truth. a lot of Chinese business often only focus on getting things out the cheapest or beating the other guy in price, and in the end would screw up the whole market, including themselves.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

You're living life right.

One of my favorite things in life is fasting all day, going for a 2-hour run, taking some...supplements that increase appetite ( ) and then eating three full plates at the Chinese buffet by my place.

The combo of those things leads to a dopamine explosion.

 

[Tams]

R.I.P. our little sumo.

You'll have had your yearly recommended amount of MSG.

 

[Blade2.0]

You're living life right.

One of my favorite things in life is fasting all day, going for a 2-hour run, taking some...supplements that increase appetite ( ) and then eating three full plates at the Chinese buffet by my place.

The combo of those things leads to a dopamine explosion.

I do intermittent fasting all the time, so when I go to a buffet it isn't so bad. Both days it was the only thing I had all day

 

[thefool]

There's a great chinese buffet right across the street where I live.
Perfection.

 

[Tams]

No Chinese buffet here, and I suspect the local Chinese is a front.

No, seriously. It was almost two decades ago, but the triads were involved in people smuggling around here.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Wish I could find a good one in Dallas. Everyone I've tried has been complete trash.

This man tells the truth.
I've had friends get food poisoning after going to some of these establishments.
Fuck that.

 

[Susurrus]

bing doesn't know what chinese food looks like lol

To be fair, neither to chinese buffets.

 

[Tams]

Anyway, looks close enough to me.

'Fat' is unsurprisingly a trigger word for it.

 

[NeverYouMind]

'Fat' is unsurprisingly a trigger word for it.

Trigger word?

 

[EverydayBeast]

Chinese buffets use to be a massive event as a kid

 

[NeverYouMind]

Chinese buffets use to be a massive event as a kid

I had similar dining experiences with other friend's families joining my own on these weekend excursions. Nowadays, the idea of all that food makes me feel unwell.

 

[Puscifer]

Back when I used to smoke weed and had one within a 15 minute walk this was a regular activity for me, long story short after the waitress looked my table once and told me "Aiiii yahh you pig out!" I haven't been back to one since.

Not sure if that's remotely relevant to this post but I've been wanting to tell this story for ages

 

[Ownage]

I just ate Chinese too.

 

[PSYGN]

Anyway, looks close enough to me.

'Fat' is unsurprisingly a trigger word for it.

AI got jokes for having him sit directly at the buffet serving bar

 

[Tams]

Trigger word?

Yep, it trips the censor a lot. Bing Image Creator is pozzed now.

 

[Tams]

I just ate Chinese too.

O, rly?

a/s/l?

 

[Blade2.0]

There's a great chinese buffet right across the street where I live.
Perfection.

Im glad mine isn't across the street because I'd be dead now. Lol

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Im glad mine isn't across the street because I'd be dead now. Lol

Was there even one authentic thing in the trays? Or was it all fried rice, eggrolls and Manchu Wok kinds of stuff?

On a scale of 1-10, how good looking was the server?

 

[Blade2.0]

Was there even one authentic thing in the trays? Or was it all fried rice, eggrolls and Manchu Wok kinds of stuff?

On a scale of 1-10, how good looking was the server?

Nah, mostly American Chinese fair. The one I go to does have pork dumplings in a tray that are authentic to what I got in China, but everything else is basically American Chinese

Edit: I'd give the server a 6.5 or 7/10. Not the hottest woman ever but she has a good body and nice face for being 40+.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Edit: I'd give the server a 6.5 or 7/10. Not the hottest woman ever but she has a good body and nice face for being 40+.

Not bad.

Next time you see her, see if she'll chew chew my peen if you promise to order their moo goo guy pan.

 

[digital_ghost]

MILF, you say?

Massive
Insanely
Large
Female

Jk thicc_girls_are_teh_best

 

[Urban]