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Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.

Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317...ntering-penis-during-beauty-spa#ixzz1Xs4Drt8H

why can't consuming tiger dicks, rhino horns or shark fins do something similar to them? maybe they'll learn to stay away from snake oils for curing whatever ailments they have.

 

[NoRéN]

That sounds reely terrifying.

 

[ronito]

I'm out.

 

[Lord Ghirahim]

Animal-assisted exfoliation is not "snake oil" though.

 

[N4Us]

Just the fact the thread title starts with "Idiot" made me laugh enough honestly.

 

[Guevara]

Fuck the ocean.

 

[the_log_ride]

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

 

[dragonlife]

Reminds me of that episode of River Monsters on Animal Planet.

*shudder*

 

[Hilbert]

Sort of reminds me of this book....you should read it!

 

[Throavium]

I hate this.

 

[weekend_warrior]

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

Pedopheelia?

 

[Davidion]

Yo fuck this shit.

 

[alr1ght]

they had a story about this on River Monsters (I think). I shuddered the whole time.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Even a dodo bird would be smart enough to keep their fucking dick away from an eel.

 

[Rentahamster]

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

lol

I'm going to be sitting funny all day long. Thanks a lot, OP.

 

[DonMigs85]

So it's not the Candiru?

 

[Dennis]

realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder

money quote

 

[strafer]

Upon entering the thread I quickly grabbed my package.

No eel is getting in here son.

 

[Barrett2]

Sounds like a slippery situation.

Also, *barf*

 

[Medalion]

Sounds like an awesome threat

"TALK OR ELSE I WILL SHOVE AN EEL UP YER URETHRA!!!"

 

[Broder Salsa]

I have heard of this before, it's easily my worst fear and now I am going to have nightmares about eels intruding my dick.

 

[LordCanti]

This is why I don't swim in lakes or rivers. I don't want anything squirming up my pisser.

 

[BGBW]

Well that's certainly put me off the idea of bathing with eels.

 

[Perfect Blue]

My dick hurts just reading this.

 

[Chiave]

Fish sure do love some dick

 

[Technosteve]

I'll be in the bathroom hurling

 

[Dresden]

Just put a condom on before you jump in, duh.

And maybe plug your butt.

 

[PaleFolklore]

Having things crawl up my urethra is probably my biggest fear in life.

 

[JJDinomite]

It fascinates me how bound determined the eel was to get in there. It died shortly thereafter, and was probably aware of it's potential death before going in. Yet it persisted; It showed great strength and courage.

 

[SMT]

Talk about snake in cave...

The snake went into the snake's cave.

Incest.

 

[rbenchley]

"The dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra, to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your PENIS!!"

 

[Jamesfrom818]

Note to self: wear condom when entering the eel spa.

 

[Az]

I'll be in the bathroom hurling

I'm feeling eel myself.

 

[a posh hammer]

I vote for this thread to be the one that stays, good title man

 

[Tawney Bomb]

This...just....why...?

 

[Triple Oceans]

I hate this.

I second this.

 

[Fusebox]

Animal-assisted exfoliation is not "snake oil" though.

True, but we can save energy by ignoring that fact and just calling the guy an idiot.

 

[Jarmel]

 

[SMT]

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Bravo! I do say.

 

[DiipuSurotu]

Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery.

In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.

The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.

Hmmm...

lol yeah, riiiight.

 

[shanshan310]

why can't consuming tiger dicks, rhino horns or shark fins do something similar to them? maybe they'll learn to stay away from snake oils for curing whatever ailments they have.

Because the animal is just supposed to clean away dead skin - which it does.

 

[abq]

I guess Karl Pilkington was right. There are things that rather live in a dick than the water.

 

[mingus]

why can't consuming tiger dicks, rhino horns or shark fins do something similar to them? maybe they'll learn to stay away from snake oils for curing whatever ailments they have.

It sounds like you're directing this towards all Chinese people...

 

[RawkHawk2010]

"An eel is like a good woman." - Samurai Champloo

 

[Anteater]

oh god, that sounds terrifying, just reading that make me cringe

oh man oh god oh man

 

[Drazgul]

It fascinates me how bound determined the eel was to get in there. It died shortly thereafter, and was probably aware of it's potential death before going in. Yet it persisted; It showed great strength and courage.

He's probably lying - some people do it willingly http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_sounding

 

[Zibrahim]

 

[serotonina]

 

[Drazgul]

http://i.imgur.com/2dLsZ.png

Spicing up the ol' docking maneuver, eh?

 

[Gaborn]

lol yeah, riiiight.

I actually made a thread about that one YEARS ago! (complete with an AWESOME pun from the Count)