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[Andy787]

http://cube.ign.com/articles/609/609855p1.html?ui=rssFeed

I gotta agree.

 

[Musashi Wins!]

"Why does not the Nitedo to release any games in April?"

Well said. Brims with momentum.

 

[sprsk]

okay, what did i say about matt cassamia

 

[Link]

Matt seems just a bit bitter.

 

[Musashi Wins!]

Matt seems just a bit bitter.

That makes him the right man for the job. Or they should hire sp0rk. Write in campaign!

 

[sprsk]

That makes him the right man for the job. Or they should hire sp0rk. Write in campaign!

oh im bitter all right...

 

[123rl]

lol as much as I try not to like IGN, they do make me laugh sometimes :lol

 

[Speevy]

It really is like nothing else you'll play on other systems.

 

[sprsk]

It really is like nothing else you'll play on other systems.

this post was funnier than the actual joke

 

[Baron Aloha]

GOTY!!!

 

[Mrbob]

:lol

 

[Link]

It really is like nothing else you'll play on other systems.

Well, I know I buy a copy of nothing almost every day.

 

[Wario64]

i wish i could get paid for writing shit like that

 

[Dr_Cogent]

i wish i could get paid for writing shit like that

Same here.

Dude, Wario, who is that in your avatar?

 

[Mejilan]

APRIL FOOLS!! Bleh.

 

[Flo_Evans]

Nintendo really understands the heart of the gamer. They know the real gamer has spent all of his money on the PSP + 1gig stick and is broke. Thanks Nintendo, thanks alot.

 

[Baron Aloha]

Nintendo really understands the heart of the gamer. They know the real gamer has spent all of his money on the PSP + 1gig stick and is broke. Thanks Nintendo, thanks alot.

OK, this actually made me laugh. :lol :lol

 

[Sho Nuff]

Wait, so you mean to tell me there were NO GAMECUBE GAMES WHATSOEVER released this month!?!?

Not even shitty third-party sludge like Spongebob?

 

[Virgin Wii]

I think Matt should be cut a little slack here. What do you guys want him to do, NOT point out the non-existant releases this month and pretend like all's okay? Game of the Month was the best way to bring awareness to the problem.

 

[op_ivy]

Well, I know I buy a copy of nothing almost every day.

dude, you're totally getting ripped off :lol

 

[cvxfreak]

They should have just put Fire Emblem on there.

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

Nintendo really understands the heart of the gamer. They know the real gamer has spent all of his money on the PSP + 1gig stick and is broke. Thanks Nintendo, thanks alot.

:lol
If you intended that to hit on all the levels it did, bravo.

 

[byproduct]

IGN is perfectly right - how can a company of Nintendo's size and wealth allow releases for their machine to dry up for an entire month?

 

[explodet]

Wait, so you mean to tell me there were NO GAMECUBE GAMES WHATSOEVER released this month!?!?

Absolutely none.

There actually was ONE game - I forget which one - but it got pushed back.

Times like this someone at NOA should have just said "toss 'em Puzzle Collection or some other crap" and called it a night.

 

[bill0527]

There's a thread about this on the GCN general board and its pretty funny.

One guy says that he's cancelling his IGN subscription because Strike Force Bowling and double packs of Super Monkey Ball and Sonic were released and IGN just ignored them so that they could bash Nintendo this month.


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Baron Aloha]

[u][b]May[/b][/u]
09 - Donkey Konga 2
23 - Madagascar
31 - Digimon World 4

[u][b]June[/b][/u]
06 - Medal of Honor: European Assualt
13 - Nintendo Pennant Chase Baseball
13 - Batman Begins
14 - Killer 7
27 - Geist
27 - Fantastic Four

[u][b]July[/b][/u]
11 - Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
26 - Harvest Moon: Another Wonderful Life (aka HM:AWL for girls)

[u][b]August[/b][/u]
08 - Advance Wars: Under Fire
08 - Madden 2006

 

[Amir0x]

One guy says that he's cancelling his IGN subscription because Strike Force Bowling and double packs of Super Monkey Ball and Sonic were released and IGN just ignored them so that they could bash Nintendo this month

LMFAO

 

[Unison]

Nintendo is just a bunch of assholes when something like April happens without the release of this.

 

[Baron Aloha]

I agree 100% with the Puzzle Collection comments. WTF is up NOA?

 

[Triumph]

I agree 100% with the Puzzle Collection comments. WTF is up NOA?

Who cares? Let them be. I hear they're busy kicking ass and taking names. With momentum!

 

[Drakken]

:lol

Simple, but pretty funny. I like the reader's quote.

 

[Bartman3010]

I think they're trying to let it disappear from the gamer's knowledge like the e-Reader...

What a horrible death.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

:lol

Funny shit. I bet there's a shitstorm in the GCN boards over there.

 

[Socreges]

:lol

IGN made me laugh! I mean, WITH THEM. Wow!

 

[Link]

dude, you're totally getting ripped off :lol

Are you saying the clerks at EB lied to me?

 

[Sanjuro]

Regardless of new games, I still reccomend the Gamecube to customers value wise. System is dirt cheap and you can get a hand full of great games for low prices as well. Zelda will be the cherry on top. I've enjoyed the life of this console and it will sure go out with a bang.

 

[CajoleJuice]

Even this soldier is sad. He wants Puzzle Collection.

 

[Speevy]

:lol

Funny shit. I bet there's a shitstorm in the GCN boards over there.

What's there to get upset about?

 

[MarkRyan]

What's there to get upset about?

Anything but overwhelming adoration for Nintendo's console.

 

[Ironclad]

:lol
Not bad, even by IGN's standards.

 

[Cold-Steel]

Matt-IGN smolders with generic rage.

 

[Coen]

I agree with Wario. How IGN can make money of this nonsense is beyond me.

 

[Pellham]

They should have just put Fire Emblem on there.

seconded.

 

[wobedraggled]

Matt-IGN smolders with generic rage.

Yep, IGN can bite my ass.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

Nintendo fans am cry. Reality finally settling in?

 

[Catchpenny]

Nintendo fans am cry. Reality finally settling in?

omg i had no idea gamecube third party support sucked until this very moment

 

[geogaddi]

I agree with Wario. How IGN can make money of this nonsense is beyond me.

How NOA can make money or atleast financially stick together as a whole is beyond me.

*At a NOA budget/financial and marketing meeting*

"Ok guys, this April we got nothing and we know it! And we ain't gonna do anything about it! OH YEAH!" - Some corporate NOA guy with tie and a suitcase

 

[SantaC]

since IGNcube has nothing to do, why dont they update their damn mailbag?

 

[Catchpenny]

Don't encourage them, the Mailbag is just a vehicle for Matt to post more rants and start rumors.

 

[Cragstar]

Nintendo Board Meeting

Exec 1 _ Okay we have no GC games Planned Whatsoever in April

Exec 2 _ Haven't we got some game kicking around somewhere that will make us more money than all other games released this month together?

Exec 1 _ Oh yeah the one, with the monsters with the STUPID names that goes in your pocket

Exec 2 _ Pocket Monsters? Oh Yeah Pokemon Emerald, quick get it out,

Exec 1 + 2 Rub Hands with Glee

Exec 1 _ And so the Momentum continues