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[B'z-chan]

HELP ME please GAF

I've had it. My clothing is dingy and stale. I need new clothing, but while were at it. I need to find some style. Something of which i have no sense in. Hell one look at my me and you'd think i was a bum. I have some money now to throw down on some hot fashions. No more BigDog and Kmart clothing for me. I'm usually a jean and polo guy, but polo's are not cool with me anymore. I need more style.

Warning i'm a big dude (yeah i know i'm working on it)

I dont know what i should say but here are some various measurements.

Clothing
Shirts 2XL or 3X
Neck size 20

pants:
48inch waist line (down from a 60inch in july)
30inch in seem
has to be larger in the hip and thigh (turkey thighs)

Shoes:
I liked wearing vans a lot, but the materials in the shoes just suck. So i need something a little more stylish in the foot department. So i was looking at some shoes like these:

Hair and Face:
I have no clue what i'm doing here. I like bed head, spikey, but it just doesnt work out. I have curley hair that i try to keep straight. But you know how that can go. I hate having medium hair but its one of the only things that kind of looks ok on me. I also wouldnt mind some facial hair, i manage to keep myself pretty well shaven just about every day. So i'm smooth skin and it doesnt always look that great.



I need some ideas and i'm this desperate. I'm looking for links to anything that i can buy online. Cause i need this clothing asap. As right now i've only got two shirts and two pairs of jeans right now, but thats another story.

 

[Drozmight]

Ahhh... buying clothes after loosing a lot of wieght. Been there. Congratz. Unfortunatly I don't really have a lot of fashion sense.

 

[Tarazet]

Leather.

 

[Baconäger]

PM Oli.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

I found some nice plus-sized wares: http://www.alamostyles.com/WomensWear/Vest_Sequin_Colors HR.htm

Don't thank me.

 

[Blackie]

I found some nice plus-sized wares:

Don't thank me.

Lol!

Also, I can't believe you seriously think you're going to get good advice here about clothes. GAF is good for advice on music, movies, and dating, not clothes and hair. The best you can hope for here is an Olimario makeover.

 

[Incognito]

Go to GUESS, ExpressMEN, Abercrombie, BananaRepublic... you can find everything and then some.

Avoid GAP at all costs, though.

 

[videogamer]

Go to GUESS, ExpressMEN, Abercrombie, BananaRepublic... you can find everything and then some.

Avoid GAP at all costs, though.

Looking at those shoes, I don't think they have the style he is going for. Then again, I suggest that he ditch those shoes anyways.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

I also doubt they sell denim mumus.

 

[B'z-chan]

Ok lets go into this a little more. Place like Express for men and all those type of places its hard to find nice fitting clothing that doesnt make you look like a penguin thats on its period. I'm looking for a powerful, sucessful look that will maybe present a different additude to people around me. I did kind of make this thread in hopes that the one they call Olimario would try his best to fix me up.

 

[videogamer]

Ok lets go into this a little more. Place like Express for men and all those type of places its hard to find nice fitting clothing that doesnt make you look like a penguin thats on its period. I'm looking for a powerful, sucessful look that will maybe present a different additude to people around me. I did kind of make this thread in hopes that the one they call Olimario would try his best to fix me up.

????

Express Mens/BR/etc have great fitting stuff. Just make sure that it's the right size, that's all. They also have clothes in bright colors. You don't have to buy black or white.

btw, my clothes have been getting grungier and more bummish lol

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

go naked

 

[Incognito]

Shirt, from BR:

Pants, from Abercrombie:

Jacket, from BR:

Sunglasses, from GUESS:

ur all set, dude.

 

[B'z-chan]

Shirt, from BR:

Pants, from Abercrombie:

Jacket, from BR:

Sunglasses, from GUESS:

ur all set, dude.

If only size wasnt a issue in all of those pieces of clothing (except the sunglasses) I like that kind of clothing, but when your me... you have to look to other places sadly.