I'm officially 21

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I should have gone to the hospital after my 21st birthday party. I can't believe I drank the whole thing. And another one. And then another one. And then I blacked-out a couple of times and vomited until I started puking blood. I was so sick I couldn't move from my friend's place for two days. My house was three doors down. During the party, while I was high and plastered but still conscious, my family called--panicked because a bat had flown into the house and no one could get it out. I thought I was hallucinating, but screwed together what little sobriety I had and walked over. Sure enough, there was this scared little creature flying around trying to find its way out. Strictly business, I walked over to the back hall and grabbed two brooms, found the bat, wacked the thing lightly but forcefully to stun it, cradled it between the brooms and walked it outside, where it flew off.

Both of us were slightly dazed, but happy to be free.
 
Happy brthday Olimario. I hope you have a great day.


Just to make all of you who feel you are old even worse, Im still 16 :lol
 
masochist said:
May 25 is better
I know who you are :D :D :D
(THE AVATAR KIND OF GIVES IT AWAY)

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Error Macro said:
Yeah, you're telling me. My penis fell off, I shat blood, and for some reason, there's a giant hole in the roof of my car.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!

namely your fucking car insurance rates dropping off like a mother fucker.

Oh wait, that seems like a fair trade.
 
Sweet, now oli will join all the crazy Houston drunk drivers I have to deal with driving home late night.
 
olimario said:
It's alright, dude. January 5th, 1985 is a great, great day.
And thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday.
That day is not as good as October 12th, not in any particular year. Not only was I born that day, but so way Carlos bernard, probably better known by most as Tonly Almeida from 24 :D
 
I've been 21 for 9 months now and let me tell you, it's absolutely crazy fun! What with all the....no, nothing changes.
 
Mama Smurf said:
I've been 21 for 9 months now and let me tell you, it's absolutely crazy fun! What with all the....no, nothing changes.


I have year-long plans to rent hotel rooms and purchase champagne, though.
 
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Happy B day O-man. Isn't that a bottle of rubbing alcohol? If so you should probably be using a brail keyboard now . :D
 
momolicious said:
hapy bday. Why does everyone think you have to drink when ur 21...

Not really sure. I turn 21 in 11 months and I know my one and only goal that day will be to get wasted and make out with as many girls as I can. Should be a fun couple of days.
 
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