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[tsp_gatmog]

There might be no way to tell, but free style about something in this thread. Don't be no sucka MC, just let it flow.

hey yo
i bin a member of GAF for 'bout a year
and dem bitches at that Other Place be askin why i'm not outa' here
I keep tellin em, yo
If yall wants ta compete, just pay me some mo'
yo
we all know gafs got dem mad ends
from all those dope ass ads dat google sends
limited to three smiley faces for real
i think this calls for some LUCKY CHARM CEREAL
to eat in the mornin when im browsin' the OT
or shit, could it be? THE WHILEY COYOTE
hey yo that shit woulda worked if that was a username
but nah, im just playin, that'd fo sho be a losername
hey yo
i gotsta be out
i think my 60 second posting limit is up, SO LET ME SHOUT


word

 

[bjork]

yo
this thread is whack
ya heard

 

[Fallofmart]

Gatmog, his teeth are brown and green
Gatmog, he smells like gasoline
Gatmog, da la la Gatmog
He made this topic
His fission, is mailed.

 

[aoi tsuki]

i only make rap intros for Americanized anime.

Nate the Ninja

All alone can't nobody understand me
A great ninja they say that I can't be.
Made some friends in the school where i train
Now I'm not alone and I can't feel that pain

Fight to live, that's how I do
My Way of Ninja, I gotta prove.
Gotta fight the demon that's up in ya --
Nate the Ninja.

Fight to live, that's how I do
My Way of Ninja, I gotta prove.
Gotta fight the demon that's up in ya --
Nate the Ninja.

Nate the Ninja...
Nate the Ninja...
(Yeah, Nate the Ninja y'all)

 

[RSP]

THE BLIZZARD IS COMING

 

[UtadaBarkley]

I heard thru the vine that lind-say was prego/
It's like 6 in the morn so please let go my eggo/
but back to the topic of that chick name lohan/
i can't believe this news, when I heard I was like "oh man"/
not lil lindsay, she so cute and innocent/
well obviously not, i was a fool for thinking that/
i guess i'll never have a chance wit her/
never get to dance wit her/
never stand next to her and they be like "that's her man wit her"/
now my whole life is ruined/
because the young lady i was pursuing/
has obviously been doing/
things she shouldn't be doin/
now what would you do?
would you get in her face and bark?
or just stay low key, and wait my turn like phoenixdark?
I digress/
Lohan, look what you've done, just look at this mess/
I'm so depressed/
Yes/
Yep!
Dipset/
Byrdgang all day/
Aye!

 

[bud]

I NEED SOME WATER
I'M THIRSTY NIGGA

 

[tsp_gatmog]

I heard thru the vine that lind-say was prego/
It's like 6 in the morn so please let go my eggo/
but back to the topic of that chick name lohan/
i can't believe this news, when I heard I was like "oh man"/
not lil lindsay, she so cute and innocent/
well obviously not, i was a fool for thinking that/
i guess i'll never have a chance wit her/
never get to dance wit her/
never stand next to her and they be like "that's her man wit her"/
now my whole life is ruined/
because the young lady i was pursuing/
has obviously been doing/
things she shouldn't be doin/
now what would you do?
would you get in her face and bark?
or just stay low key, and wait my turn like phoenixdark?
I digress/
Lohan, look what you've done, just look at this mess/
I'm so depressed/
Yes/
Yep!
Dipset/
Byrdgang all day/
Aye!

YES
Dis kid is mad crazy
makes me want to out and date martin SCORSTAZY

 

[Xrenity]

Yo
Gaf is pro
go with the flow
or get arrow and bow

NIGGA'S!

 

[RiZ III]

Yo
Gaf is so... **** I suck at this

 

[Fresh Prince]

Yo Yo Let me say something quick
just so ya'll can get a daily fix
this freestyle in the memory MAF
and all the banned soldiers on GAF
Lemurs, TBS, Olimario and ***
and other homies we pour out some liqa

 

[Substance]

 

[sprsk]

listen
ive got sperm that glistens
if you dont believe me then maybe you should get to pissin
i flow like urine
from your moms clit
after i pop that shit
make your dog lick it a bit
next time you let your dog lick your face
remember this rhyme your moms private place
her fatt butt covered in lace
my dick in her face
oh, i bet you feel sick
thats too bad
cause i ****ed your chick
dont get angry it will be all right
one day doctors will fix your height
and maybe your dogs anus will be tight
but until then remember this
your face is covered in your mothers piss.

 

[tsp_gatmog]

listen
ive got sperm that glistens
if you dont believe me then maybe you should get to pissin
i flow like urine
from your moms clit
after i pop that shit
make your dog lick it a bit
next time you let your dog lick your face
remember this rhyme your moms private place
her fatt butt covered in lace
my dick in her face
oh, i bet you feel sick
thats too bad
cause i ****ed your chick
dont get angry it will be all right
one day doctors will fix your height
and maybe your dogs anus will be tight
but until then remember this
your face is covered in your mothers piss.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Companion Cube]

ey yo
now ya in the OT, all misbehaved
make yo sac as smooth as eggs
read about gettin shaved
who you kiddin virgin-gaf
you ain't gettin laid
here's some pictures of our girls
we aint know no shame
fap fap motha***** right-click and save

 

[ronito]

Don't piss me off,
I'll take your eye out
like bob white on crack.

 

[Escape Goat]

*** my *** you dirty *** ****
oh yeah oh yeah
*** yeah baby yeah
**** it hard like ****** do baby
***

 

[Brannon]

I guess I gotta freestyle
I guess I gotta 8 mile
I guess I gotta break it down wit da straight guile...


(I gotta nothin'...)

 

[dusty•rebel]

Thread approved! Thumbs way up!

 

[AlanHemberger]

I clicked into thread
And what did I get?
Punk ass bitches that ain't never gotten head
I blast my rhymes all of the time
While drinkin an icee
And eating chicken fried rice, see?
Ya'll can't mess with me
I'm the one
the Original
Crazy OG
Don't even try to step
If you do
You'll get a glock to the chest

uh yeah, uh. I'm gangsta'

Spoiler

holy god sorry guys

 

[Illuminati]

here's some pictures of our girls
we aint know no shame
fap fap motha***** right-click and save

Shit you made my spit out my drink through my nose.

 

[Christopher]

:lol

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

My temporal interior, reign superior, turning ya literature to clandestine signatures
I rest thyne spirit to, overly expose the rest of thy figure, to calmly step to the mic and project my spits at you
And their's a safe haven for these strays chasing, the rest of ya frame aching, you next to ya dame shaking
Originality is ceasing to exist in mainstream statements, so I'm deceasing emcees with the rest of these dang vagrants

Oldschool reps design clause, to kick up storm of similies to drop ya damn jaw and...
A lot, talk of being star and, sticking their toes up some girls coochie only time they kicking it raw man
so I say edit ya words like GAF censors, or you'll be paying someone to live somewhere like a damn renter
Cause society doesn't want hear cauncious movements, and you'd be looking up to the clouds for a check, like God was ya damn mentor

And in a sense direction of politics starts at the age of innocence
Predestined plans forced until the mindframes of little of kids
Age mistranslated for stupidity when it comes to action of young ones
Proclamation of change is exhanged when the song is done

Prolific status of stature is constantly shown by star grazed holders of scripture
and false prophets profit off close mindeness...get to heaven? No, your face will be yet to be seen like Phoenix Darks' Picture
Renegades relenquish all sorts of intelligence in topics and such
and ban sticks are passed out in mass hands for mass bannings at lunch

A cold war is everpresent when it comes to sex topics
PD on the virgin squad, and Aoi....well, until the mods stop shit

I'm ****ing hungry, and in need of sandwich, my stomachs rumbling....i'm not even ****ing rhyming....thats the truth of the matter, and I drink so much koolaid, that red dye 44 has a ****ing noose on my bladder......

I'm out...lol

edit:

ey yo
now ya in the OT, all misbehaved
make yo sac as smooth as eggs
read about gettin shaved
who you kiddin virgin-gaf
you ain't gettin laid
here's some pictures of our girls
we aint know no shame
fap fap motha***** right-click and save

:lol :lol Winner