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[Willco]

I just opened up one that said:

You might win some big honor.

... What the hell? My friend laughed and he opens his and it says:

Sometime in the future, you may or may not make new friends!

...

Who the hell wrote these? John Edwards?

 

[karasu]

:lol

 

[Darias]

I still wish to invent and own the patent on "Misfortune Cookies."

Imagine - eating in a restaurant, and opening up a cookie that says, " Beware the drive home." or "You will die alone. "

;-Þ

 

[Dice]

one time I got one that said "Where there's a will there's a way" and I'm like wha? that's just a saying... and it's not even a chinese saying! Then I got another one that said "God not only hears your prayers, but will answer them too" and my friend and I had a good laugh at the monotheistic chinese fortune cookie.

 

[Litigation Manuel]

I've gotten one saying "your love of gardening will take on new meaning in your life."
I've also opened one saying "trust him, but keep your eyes open." Normally, one would apply the words "in bed" to the end of these, but with that one, it was already quasi-sexual enough.

 

[WedgeX]

Last fortune cookie I got said:

"Some good may eventually come out of a situation."

And thus was I content.

 

[quin]

"that wasn't chicken" is my favorite

 

[Sumidor]

I hate "Fortune" cookies. 9 out of 10 times, there is no fortune. And it's either the cookie trying to tell you, what kind of person you are, an old proverb, or a Confucius saying. It's ridiculous.

 

[Escape Goat]

Fortune cookies aren't even from China.

 

[Matlock]

"You will die today."

 

[kumanoki]

Luckee Lotto Numbers 26 10 4 16 32

 

[Vgamer]

I got one once that said "the person sitting across from you will pay the bill." :lol

 

[GaimeGuy]

I got one once that said "the person sitting across from you will pay the bill." :lol

That's awesome. :lol