Hitler Stole My Potato
Banned
So I bought a new 51" HDTV last week and finally had the succubi over at Comcast come over and hook me up with their digital package. It's all fine and dandy like sour candy until you realize that there ain't shit on that's worth watching that's actually in HD. NBC, ABC, CBS, FOX, PBS, ESPN, etc. all have their HD broadcasts but, as I'm sure most of you are aware, only select programs are in HD so you're left with only a couple of full time HD channels: Discovery and INHD (1&2). Discovery is all right if you can't get enough of Monster Garage. And who doesn't want to watch Monster Garage? A pack of retards building a 10 story lawnmower out of a nulcear sub. That's just good television. But INHD.....WTF is this all about? It's nothing but travel journals, gay men, and jellyfish - all in beautiful 1080i. Don't get me wrong, the INHD network shows look incredible but it feels like I'm watching a travel log video in an airport lobby. Putting your HDTV set on INHD is the equivlant to pushing the demo button on a Casio keyboard. Yeah it's neat but who fucking cares.
Thank god for football otherwise broadcast HD would be a complete waste of money.
Thank god for football otherwise broadcast HD would be a complete waste of money.