After all of this PD0 and Conker better be two of the best games
ever.
Sale of Rare = most astonishing trick ever pulled by Nintendo.
Agreed. It's like they reenacted that chinpokomon episode of south park.
Nintendo: Yes, take Rare.. there is nothing to worry about! We are Japan toy company are in awe of your large penis!
Microsoft: What?!
Nintendo: You see, Japaneese penis is so small!
Nintendo PR: So small!
Nintendo: You Americans have such humungous-bulbous penis!
Microsoft: Well, I guess that's true!
Nintendo PR: Oh, such uh, nice big penis, American!
Nintendo: What can we possibly do with such small penis?! We cannot take over your city with all the men with such masterdonic penis!
Microsoft: Well, he's got a point there! Well, I guess that settles that! We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen! We'll just take Rare off your hands and be on our way.
Nintendo: Oh, no! Thank you! Another chance to be in same room with big American penis!
Nintendo PR: Ha, ha! Penis so small!