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Is honey a bees poo?
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GAMETA
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They eat the pollen, process it in their stomachs or whatever they have breaking its chemicals, and throw up the honey, which they'll use to eat too, if I'm not mistaken.
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What a stupid mammal.
Shantae
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I think they actually throw it up into another bee first, I know it has to go through more than one before it's done processing.
It's funny, usually this kind of knowledge would gross me out, and make me never eat honey, but the stuff is good. It does wonders for a sore throat.
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MasterCornholio
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Honey does have medicinal properties especially royal jelly.
MasterCornholio
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Aggressive Carrot
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I don't like to peek behind the curtain to see how things are made. If honey is bee poo, best poo ever.
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SLoWMoTIoN
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Are bees extinct yet?
Aggressive Carrot
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digital_ghost
Gold Member
Pretty sure they said we will have no food supply without bees so.
Now's your time to get some McDonald's before the beepocalypse.
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SLoWMoTIoN
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We can already do what the bees do though.
In our dystopian future, farmers will use these artificial pollination machines to replace bees
Wild bees are going extinct. Domesticated bees are trucked all over the country to pollinate crops at great cost. Could this robot be a better solution? And could it help save the bees?
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digital_ghost
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We can already do what the bees do though.
In our dystopian future, farmers will use these artificial pollination machines to replace bees
Wild bees are going extinct. Domesticated bees are trucked all over the country to pollinate crops at great cost. Could this robot be a better solution? And could it help save the bees?
Seriously though I didn't know that they have artificial pollination machines. Whoever invented that needs a damn Nobel prize for saving humanity.
West Texas CEO
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Now I'm rethinking the mindset of someone who calls me honey.
MaestroMike
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bees are invertebrates playa
What Is A Bee? Is A Bee An Insect, Bug, Invertebrate, Animal, Mammal?
What is a bee? Are bees insects and are they bugs or a type of fly? Are bees animals and if so, are they mammals? Are bees invertebrates? Answers here.
www.buzzaboutbees.net
They're very important in helping plants mate, m8.
GAMETA
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Stiflers Mom
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bees are invertebrates playa
What Is A Bee? Is A Bee An Insect, Bug, Invertebrate, Animal, Mammal?
What is a bee? Are bees insects and are they bugs or a type of fly? Are bees animals and if so, are they mammals? Are bees invertebrates? Answers here.
They're very important in helping plants mate, m8.
"That's the joke"
Mistershine.
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So they're reptiles?bees are invertebrates playa
What Is A Bee? Is A Bee An Insect, Bug, Invertebrate, Animal, Mammal?
What is a bee? Are bees insects and are they bugs or a type of fly? Are bees animals and if so, are they mammals? Are bees invertebrates? Answers here.
They're very important in helping plants mate, m8.
MaestroMike
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Reptiles are vertebrates, they have backbones. but they're cold-blooded like insects/bees.
West Texas CEO
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Sounds a lot like my ex-wife.
triplestation
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beads?
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Stilton Disco
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Honey also never expires.
We've found some in a 5,500 year old tomb before that was still perfectly edible.
We've found some in a 5,500 year old tomb before that was still perfectly edible.
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Rrrright, joke haha, obviously.
Elektro Demon
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It's all cute and nice until they turn on you and bite you.
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sonomamashine
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Welcome back man! Nah if you’re their keeper you earn their trust and develop a deep connection. They’ll do your bidding and treat you like one of their own
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Rentahamster
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Actually it's the nectar, not the pollen, that is the main ingredient of honey. They do eat both, yes.
Actually, they don't bite; they sting you with their ass harpoon. It's also barbed so it gets stuck in your skin, and when the bee tries to escape it rips out its own ass in the process.
JimboJones
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My dad used to keep bee's, quite interesting to read about and see them work away, once they found a water supply you would just see a constant stream of them going back and forth to the hive.
A bunch of them line up around the entrance and flap their wings to create a flow of air to keep the hive cool.
But they can be angry little fuckers when they want.
A bunch of them line up around the entrance and flap their wings to create a flow of air to keep the hive cool.
But they can be angry little fuckers when they want.
Cunth
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Ouch dat assActually it's the nectar, not the pollen, that is the main ingredient of honey. They do eat both, yes.
Actually, they don't bite; they sting you with their ass harpoon. It's also barbed so it gets stuck in your skin, and when the bee tries to escape it rips out its own ass in the process.
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GymWolf
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And they die after that so at least you are vindicated somehow.Actually it's the nectar, not the pollen, that is the main ingredient of honey. They do eat both, yes.
Actually, they don't bite; they sting you with their ass harpoon. It's also barbed so it gets stuck in your skin, and when the bee tries to escape it rips out its own ass in the process.
King of Foxes
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If you think about it, milk is just grass, water and stomach acid.
Your mum ate grass?
King of Foxes
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ur mom gay
ThatStupidLion
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my poo is honey if youre looking for a natural sweetener
WhiskeyDiver
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Now this thread is rated R.
Ur mum fat and too lazy to breastfeed you.