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[Diablos]

I dunno, it depends on the pic of Allard though.

 

[enjoy bell woods]

Nah, he really doesn't.

 

[Diablos]

Yes he does, just with some more fat on his face.

 

[Matlock]

HE'S TOTALLY XBOX

 

[enjoy bell woods]

He does look really stupid, no matter what the OA damage squad says. Love his Xbox sneaks.

 

[Zilch]

Ever heard of Moby, Diablos?

 

[kablooey]

I was thinking the same thing Diablos. Especially when they showed him on G4 w/out his glasses. Which is really upsetting because Stipe = coolness, while Allard is...the antithesis of that. =/

 

[Ninja Scooter]

he makes Michael Stipe look straight.

 

[acoustix]

Allard reminds of the kid in school always got his ass kicked.

 

[Dan]

Allard reminds of the kid in school always got his ass kicked.

I'd say that's a given.

 

[GG-Duo]

man, the microsoft people really do amazing stuff...
they shaved 10 years off this guy

When I'm in my 30s and balding, I know where I want to be!

 

[aoi tsuki]

it's partially the glasses, but he looks like a cross between Richie Hawtin and Moby.

Edit: And what was with that hoodie and sportscoat? He still spoke like a corporate geek, despite looking like a model for Urban Outfitters.

 

[CrawfishPete]

the only way he could look more like stipe ishe had hair

 

[Odnetnin]

Allards so hot right now

 

[RaymondCarver]

Michael always seems to look sedated when I've seen him on camera.

J Allard looks fiesty and more hip (to me) because he's pimping technology and not music+reform+cocial change.

The two really don't lookk alike save for their hairstyles.

 

[cubicle47b]

He looks like Eminem in the first pic.

 

[silver]

He looks like he's made out of wax.

A Real Doll for TXBers?

 

[Diablos]

No dammit, he looks like Michael Stipe.

 

[acidviper]

I agree, but only a total fucktard would wear a hoodie with a sports jacket. WTF dude you are not cool. You got your stomach stapled and you are going to get fired when your 360 gets owned again in the market.