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[Matlock]

I was watching tv, when he started dissing battered goods at fast food restaurants. Now, when he noted them, he made a fact that I've only seen on people when they fart and shit their pants.

Sadly, that's not the worst part, because for the entirety, his skin had a pale soft tone that looked rubbery...and a glossy coif that was plasticky to an odd extreme.

DID HE GET FAT AND GET REPLACED BY A REALDOLL?

You be the judge.


(old thin jared, not as creepy)

 

[ManDudeChild]

What I want to know is, is he healthy? I mean you can be thin and unhealthy. Seems to me that cramming all those crappy (yes crappy) Subway sandwitches into a person can't be good.

 

[themadcowtipper]

All I know is he is a smug bastard, everytime, I turn on tv there he is telling me how he lost so many pds on the subway diet, and if this diet is so great why is Jared the only one who has lost weight, he is the only one they show...something is up. I think one thing is clear Jared is the devil, and he must DIE.



Not enough Jared hate in this thread, but I still give it two and a half fat Jareds on the fat Jareds rating scale...

 

[Ghost]

Thats a hell of a lot of jared.

 

[Ecrofirt]

THE FORUM CANNOT WITHSTAND THE WEIGHT OF THE JAREDS! PULL OUT NOW!

 

[Richiban]

PULL OUT NOW!

Weird, that's what my girlfriend said last night.

 

[goodcow]

Weird, that's what my girlfriend said last night.

...

 

[Suerte]

Weird, that's what my girlfriend said last night.

More like "Is... is it in yet?", AM I RITE GUYS?!

 

[MrPing1000]

More like "Is... is it in yet?", AM I RITE GUYS?!

*high fives*

 

[Ghost]

More like "Is... is it in yet?", AM I RITE GUYS?!

w00000oooooo

 

[Sai]

Because I love you guys:

http://home.comcast.net/~soldiablue/rcjared.wmv

 

[Richiban]

More like "Is... is it in yet?", AM I RITE GUYS?!

Wait...

OH I GET IT...

No.

But I have heard that before