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[Blade2.0]

Thinking about what to do after this coronavirus is over and making a church to get tithes sounds like a good idea. Was wondering if any churches exist out there that allow pets to come to worship with them. Would be hella profitable I think. What you all think?

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[Blade2.0]

Alright, we'll have a must clean your fur babies mess policy...

 

[DESTROYA]

Sorry but this idea sounds a bit stupid.
You would get dogs barking , growling/chasing each other interrupting services.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I haven't heard of such a church/religious place.
But, why do you want a pet inside a church? Are you high? Admit it bro.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Pets aren't even allowed to enter heaven, let alone religious institutes!

/s

 

[notseqi]

My dog is amazing, well behaved and quiet even when other dogs freak. But if I went, I would not want dogs to be allowed in church: The amount of drama from other worshipper's dogs and in turn their owners would fuck everything up. You know them. The yappy types that get cooked for and can do no wrong.

 

[haxan7]

Sounds like something a bunch of commies would want to do

 

[Blade2.0]

Pets aren't even allowed to enter heaven, let alone religious institutes!

/s

My version of Christianity won't say that, though.

 

[nush]

Sorry but this idea sounds a bit stupid.
You would get dogs barking , growling/chasing each other interrupting services.

I'd go just to see that, would certainly brighten things up.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[joe_zazen]

Thinking about what to do after this coronavirus is over and making a church to get tithes sounds like a good idea. Was wondering if any churches exist out there that allow pets to come to worship with them. Would be hella profitable I think. What you all think?

I dont think that will be enough. L. Ron had hot 18 year olds talk to random dudes on college campuses. You should have a religion with hot women.

“excuse me, would you like to see All Dogs Go To Heaven tonight at our compound?”

 

[Noboru Wataya]

!ALL!

Dogs have no need to repent

 

[Blade2.0]

I dont think that will be enough. L. Ron had hot 18 year olds talk to random dudes on college campuses. You should have a religion with hot women.

“excuse me, would you like to see All Dogs Go To Heaven tonight at our compound?”

We can have both.

 

[Mistershine.]

My church welcomes animals.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

 

[TaySan]

Not that I know of. Though I don't know any churches since I'm not religious. Though I can't imagine why having a pet over would be an issue in any church?

 

[Cunth]

korean churches welcome dogs for the eucharist

 

[Compsiox]

Maybe one of those scam megachurches. Maybe they have a doggie daycare or some shit.

 

[Yoboman]

Jesus was all about that sweet profit margin

 

[Blade2.0]

Jesus was all about that sweet profit margin

Hell yeah. Do onto others as long as they pay yo ass...or something like that.

 

[PSYGN]

Yeah just pretend you're blind and they'll let you in. It works for me.

 

[West Texas CEO]

3/4 of the people in church are dogs.

 

[Windle Poons]

If there isn’t why don’t you set one up?

 

[Blade2.0]

If there isn’t why don’t you set one up?

That's why I'm asking. Lol. New Christian denomination, here I come!!

 

[triplestation]

tiger king should open up a church tbh

 

[Windle Poons]

That's why I'm asking. Lol. New Christian denomination, here I come!!

Think it through properly cos when you just get dog chews, treats and bags of dog shit in the donations box you might have bitten off (get it?) more than you can chew.

 

[Halo0629]

Catholic churches are usually fine with small pets inside. Bringing huge dogs is definitely a different story though.