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[Ecrofirt]

My girlfriend is going to a wedding tomorrow, and she's had a bruise on her calf for a few days. According to her, the thing is all shades of nasty and has been changing color over the past few days. Unfortunately it's not gone yet, and right now she says it's blue and yellow.

Is there anything she can do to get it to go away a bit before she leaves tomorrow? Right now she's planning on putting a band-aid or two there, but I know it's going to look downright ridiculous with them on her leg. I suggested she try some make-up on it, but that didn't seem to work for her.

 

[master_shake_05]

"He beats me because he LOVES me! I just keep getting in the way!!!"

 

[Ecrofirt]

Let's please post the funny replies later. She needs actual help with this, if possible.

 

[Tamanon]

Only thing I can think of is a flesh colored bandage and panty-hose.

 

[Az987]

Oh shit this reminds me of a news story where a little girl in baltimore had a swollen ankle that kept changing colors and it turned out to be flesh eating bacteria and she died...

Edit: does it hurt a lot... if not its probaly just a bruise :lol

 

[demi]

Beat her other leg so they match

 

[Ninja Scooter]

give her a black eye and i promise you nobody will notice her leg.

 

[master_shake_05]

Only thing I can think of is a flesh colored bandage and panty-hose.

Yes, it's the only way.

 

[Kevtones]

Amputation or lots of makeup.

 

[CrystalGemini]

My girlfriend is going to a wedding tomorrow, and she's had a bruise on her calf for a few days. According to her, the thing is all shades of nasty and has been changing color over the past few days. Unfortunately it's not gone yet, and right now she says it's blue and yellow.

Is there anything she can do to get it to go away a bit before she leaves tomorrow? Right now she's planning on putting a band-aid or two there, but I know it's going to look downright ridiculous with them on her leg. I suggested she try some make-up on it, but that didn't seem to work for her.

Hard boil an egg. Once it's nice and hot, take it out of the water, shell it, wrap it in a thin damp cloth and roll it around/on the bruise. It will hurt like hell, but it'll get rid of it.

 

[Tamanon]

Hard boil an egg. Once it's nice and hot, take it out of the water, shell it, wrap it in a thin damp cloth and roll it around/on the bruise. It will hurt like hell, but it'll get rid of it.

Finally met Willco's parents, eh?

 

[srst]

Hard boil an egg. Once it's nice and hot, take it out of the water, shell it, wrap it in a thin damp cloth and roll it around/on the bruise. It will hurt like hell, but it'll get rid of it.

QFT!!

 

[CrystalGemini]

Finally met Willco's parents, eh?

Nope.

Spoiler

Willco's met mine.