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[O-N-E]

I haven't yet jumped into the world of the electric toothbrush, but the time is nigh. This is what I've been waiting for. First thing I've ever wanted to Kickstart (probably will). Though it seems like there's only 10 hours left to get a physical order in.

Edit: I ordered one.

 

[Husky]

god please don't let this be bullshit

 

[Tesseract]

i've used a sonicare since i was 20 or so, excellent results

34yo, perfect teeth only for the occasional blip that had more to do with violent damage to the teeth and jaw

this seems like the logical next step

 

[YCoCg]

The future is here! Now we just need the make up shotgun and getting ready in the morning will be a breeze.

 

[DESTROYA]

They both look like they are really into it .
Another product no one needs, unless both your arms are missing

 

[TaySan]

Give this too me! Brushing teeth can be a pain in hard to reach places....

 

[Pagusas]

Wonder if it climaxes in your mouth and ask you to swallow when done?

 

[Tesseract]

Wonder if it climaxes in your mouth and ask you to swallow when done?

write them a letter, your desire is their demand

 

[DESTROYA]

Give this too me! Brushing teeth can be a pain in hard to reach places....

Yea if your 4 years old and using a 1 inch tooth brush.

 

[Rentahamster]

Why is Pewdiepie advertising a self raping mouth device?

 

[Jooxed]

I’ve pre ordered 7. Thanks OP.

 

[haxan7]

Wonder if it climaxes in your mouth and ask you to swallow when done?

Chance would be a fine thing

 

[Breakage]

The woman's face says ”unwavering determination”.

 

[triplestation]

if these were the norm, then regular toothbrushes would come out and get advertised as lightweight, space saving and agile..

 

[diffusionx]

So true story, I have extra teeth. I don't think this will work for me.

 

[Stouffers]

Give this too me! Brushing teeth can be a pain in hard to reach places....

Got an ectopic tooth lodged deep in your asshole?

 

[Birdo]

They even got a PewDiePie look-alike to promote it.

 

[and 3 others]

So true story, I have extra teeth. I don't think this will work for me.

Like extra rows?

 

[diffusionx]

Like extra rows?

No, same row, I'm not a shark. Just some spares here and there.

 

[and 3 others]

No, same row, I'm not a shark.

Yeah nah, we shouldn't take any chances...

 

[YCoCg]

Yeah nah, we shouldn't take any chances...

TOO LATE HE'S IN YOUR HOUSE!

 

[and 3 others]

TOO LATE HE'S IN YOUR HOUSE!

Lol, funny. Like I, hang on, I'll finish this thought, heard some scratching. Brb

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

That's a thick ass handle. Watching them use that toothbrush is giving me impure thoughts.

No, same row, I'm not a shark. Just some spares here and there.

Sounds like something a shark would say.

 

[Richard Packer]

How fucking lazy can you be. Clean your tounge and the top of your mouth too, you fucking savages.

 

[godhandiscen]

This won’t clean my tongue though.

 

[and 3 others]

Sounds like something a shark would say.

Hey everyone, and 2 others here. Reporting back. He definitely wasn't in my house. And he definitely isn't a shark man, in fact I think he's just misunderstood, and maybe even a bit of a hopeless romantic. Bye.

 

[Halo is Back]

But why?

 

[Rival]

.

 

[The Pleasure]

Wonder if it climaxes in your mouth and ask you to swallow when done?

Tell Papa that it'll be 27.50

 

[Nymphae]

I can't stand using those damn things, I had one after I had my wisdom teeth out and I just find them to be an unnecessary pain in the ass. Reminds me of Homers automatic hand hammer, like come on bro you're already doing half the work just brush.

I use these thin bristle super basic toothbrushes my girlfriend brought back from Korea, and I've never had better dental health FWIW.

 

[Tesseract]

your teeth will be overwhelmingly cleaner and whiter if you use a sonicare

gums will be healthier, stronger

 

[notseqi]

Yea if your 4 years old and using a 1 inch tooth brush.

Couldn't reach my molars from the outside back when I was lifting weights, jaw muscles too big from clenching. Even my dentist complained.
Still not a great feeling having to jam the tooth brush in there like I was stabbing somebody.

But I don't believe that this thing could help with that.

 

[p_xavier]

Seems that it would save half the time with brushes on both sides.

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

Xylitol.

 

[GymWolf]

Why is Pewdiepie advertising a self raping mouth device?

Lol i thought the same thing.

The chick kinda looks like mary sue from new star wars trilogy.

 

[GAMETA]

Lazy people forget they'll have to dismantle, clean and charge it.

Just saying...

 

[dorkimoe]

One of these existed already but it was just the mouth guard part, it didnt get good reviews from what i remember.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Oh god I have such a dirty mind.

 

[Alebrije]

What if instead tootpaste you put some Ragu or BBQ.....

 

[UncleMeat]

So true story, I have extra teeth. I don't think this will work for me.

 

[OnThePathToWisdom]

Oh yes, yet another basic life skill that a machine replaces. When will these people realize convenience isn't always good?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Oh god I have such a dirty mind.

Otherwise known as: being a heterosexual male.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Oh god I have such a dirty mind.

Strangely aroused by this.

 

[teezzy]

Strangely aroused by this.