Papa
Banned
Friends and farnsgoths,
It has been brought to my attention that we are beset by a horde of reanimated NPCs. Like bloodthirsty mosquitoes hypnotised by a shining beacon in a sea of ideological darkness, the reeturners are flocking to the politics board to gloat in election threads. They are psychic vampires here to drain your soul and infect you with their misery; Deprived Hollows emerging from their media-induced fever dream, still flaying the lukewarm corpse of their Orange Tormentor. The resurfacing vault dwellers are disoriented by the foreign atmosphere; borderline comatose and unable to parse fiction from reality in their drip-fed mind diet of CRT and Chinese agitprop. Collectivist aspersions and equalising abound, driven by a desperate need to moralise. Purple and orange are just two shades of the same colour when you think about it *smugwojak*
It is up to us, my humble gaffots, to reintegrate these political zombies into our polite society. Join me. Adopt a reefugee. House them, clothe them, teach them how to fish. However, don’t let them give you any lip. They must earn that right. I’ll go first.
wb
BarringGaffner
How you been bro? They treat you well at Ree or did you forget to slob on Cerium’s tiny Asian knob and get banned for wrongthink? Merry Christmas, you fucking cunt.
It has been brought to my attention that we are beset by a horde of reanimated NPCs. Like bloodthirsty mosquitoes hypnotised by a shining beacon in a sea of ideological darkness, the reeturners are flocking to the politics board to gloat in election threads. They are psychic vampires here to drain your soul and infect you with their misery; Deprived Hollows emerging from their media-induced fever dream, still flaying the lukewarm corpse of their Orange Tormentor. The resurfacing vault dwellers are disoriented by the foreign atmosphere; borderline comatose and unable to parse fiction from reality in their drip-fed mind diet of CRT and Chinese agitprop. Collectivist aspersions and equalising abound, driven by a desperate need to moralise. Purple and orange are just two shades of the same colour when you think about it *smugwojak*
It is up to us, my humble gaffots, to reintegrate these political zombies into our polite society. Join me. Adopt a reefugee. House them, clothe them, teach them how to fish. However, don’t let them give you any lip. They must earn that right. I’ll go first.
wb
BarringGaffner
How you been bro? They treat you well at Ree or did you forget to slob on Cerium’s tiny Asian knob and get banned for wrongthink? Merry Christmas, you fucking cunt.
inb4 Miku cries and Arcadia laughs
