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[shuri]

I got the link at SomethingAwful.com , and I wont link to the original website directly. There's some seriously messed up people.. I censored the segment i pasted so that people dont get fired

[...]

I am in heaven as air swirls around my exposed br3asts, causing the circuitry to prickle. Optimus brings his fingers up to gently tease the black spheres, pointedly ignoring the fiery red n1ppl3s in the center. The metal there is extremely malleable with some metamorphic properties, and as his fingers gently trace around the are0la, the n1ppl3s harden until they stand straight out.

[....]

IS THERE ANYTHING SACRED?

 

[ManDudeChild]

...there is no god.

 

[bjork]

That's not as cool as Don Karnage fanfics.

Some even have fanmade sketches of his wedding. -_-

 

[DSN2K]

WTF

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Does it make that cool transforming sound when they... you know, um, get excited?

 

[DCX]

Ah the wonders of the internet...and porn...

DCX

 

[SKluck]

Wouldn't nipples just be bolts?