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[Burger]

http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/gtasaasasasas/index.htm

Format is a bit tired these days, but still amusing.

 

[bishoptl]

GTA:SA maeks triumphat leaps in teh prograss of mankind by makeing there game about BLACK GUYS becuase most games are normaley about WHITE WOMEN WITH BIG TITS WHO HAEV A SWORD AND SHOTS HOBBITS.

oboy :lol

 

[DarkGiygas]

THIS GAME IS ABOUT RAP MUSIC.

GAME IS FOR XBOX: XBOX SI FOR FAGOTS WFT SI A XBOX ANYWAY BILL GATES, I'M NOT MADE OUT OF MONEY LIEK YUO SO I CANT BUY A GAME MACHENE SYSTEM WITH TEH KING'S JEWALS IN TEH CONTROLLARS THANK YUO VARY MUCH ASS

 

[Speevy]

"HIP HOPPEN FUCKY FRESH "


lol

 

[Deleted member 1235]

My brain shat itself midway through that.

 

[Wario64]

tehere are maney diffarent plots of FDA:SA and hear are soem of teh missians I have palayed so far:

MISSIAN #1: RIDE A BIKE ADN DONT GET SHOT BY PIMPS IN A PINK CAR WFT PINK CAR LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MISSIAN #2: GET A TATTOO OF UWE BOLL ON YOUR RIGHT ARM
MISSAIN #3: WORK OUT IN A GYM LIFTING WAIGHTS UNTIL A BUTTON SAYS "PRESS THIS BUTTON" AND YUO DO SO IT DOES PRESES THAT BUTTON ITS OVER NOW WELCOEM TO FLAVOR COUNTRY
MISSAIN #4: DRIVE TO GET A CHICKEN BUCKET AND SMOEK A BLUNT WATCH out for cops and witches
MISSIAN #4: PRANK CALL 40 PHOEN NUMBARS IN UNDER 40 SECONDS
MISSIAN #5: DISCOVER TEH MYSTARY OF TEH PYRAMIDS
MISSIAN #6: DRIVEBY SHOTTING OF REVENGE FOR LOVE LOST
MISSIAN #7: STEAL A CAR NO WAIT SPRAY PAINT A WALL SO IT SAYS "THE LOST BOYS RULE" ON IT
MISSIAN #8: STEAL A CAR
MISSIAN #9: intermission
MISSIAN #10: I DIDANT GET TO MISSIAN #10 BECUASE JERRY'S FAT WAS BLOCKING TEH TELEVISIAN

 

[etiolate]

Faceball is thuggin.

"YO WHADDUP IN YA PANTALOONS, G"

 

[Deleted member 1235]

what's this guys deal? That must be extremely tiring to fake spelling and grammar like that. He's faking it right?

 

[teepo]

nah... he's the real deal.