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BigGreenMat · Sep 16, 2005

The pics are not showing for me!!!

BANNAGE!!!

andthebeatgoeson · Sep 16, 2005

Ban him before he gets away.

whytemyke · Sep 16, 2005

not showing here, either. there's really only one crime worse than this.... announcing j alba, and then showing tubgirl.

REPENT, and thou shalt be saved!!!

goodcow · Sep 16, 2005

Only one picture loaded for me.

karasu · Sep 16, 2005

Big whoop. I'm sure there are women on that beach with better bodies.

SolidSnakex · Sep 16, 2005

VALIS · Sep 16, 2005

I dunno man. People call papparazzi all sorts of bad things, but I can't help but think they're wonderful human beings.

aoi tsuki · Sep 16, 2005

karasu said:
Big whoop. I'm sure there are women on that beach with better bodies.

Agreed. If it wasn't Alba, no one would care. Given that it's post weightloss Alba, i don't really care myself. The original pics weren't anything special.

BigGreenMat · Sep 16, 2005

karasu said:
Big whoop. I'm sure there are women on that beach with better bodies.

I keep hearing this argument, but the fact remains Alba is smoking, she is more smoking than 99.99999% of the woman on this planet. Is she flawless? No, but to say she is just like any chick walking around is completely false. Hate people downplaying crap like this.

nVidiot_Whore · Sep 16, 2005

Ruzbeh · Sep 16, 2005

SolidSnakex said:

Good lord.

Boner +1

VisionaryQuest0 · Sep 16, 2005

I read the title as "Jessica Alba-Nude beach pics".

scorcho · Sep 16, 2005

to those who wouldn't hit Alba in the name of all that is fair and right in this world, i am mystified. no, she's not bootylicious and doesn't have a huge pair of breasticles, but i'll be damned if she isn't a spinner and someone to utterly abuse in bed.

wow.

Ignatz Mouse · Sep 16, 2005

karasu said:
Big whoop. I'm sure there are women on that beach with better bodies.

Pics, please!

I don't care if it's Alba or not, these are hot pics. Not just for the body, but for the posing. I'll take any more you have, celebrity or not.

Until then--- STFU.

Pimpbaa · Sep 16, 2005

I think Jessica is smokin hot, but damn, why does she always wear such ugly bikinis...

karasu · Sep 16, 2005

BigGreenMat said:
I keep hearing this argument, but the fact remains Alba is smoking, she is more smoking than 99.99999% of the woman on this planet. Is she flawless? No, but to say she is just like any chick walking around is completely false. Hate people downplaying crap like this.

Alba is a beautiful girl, but her body isn't so special. Not since the second season of Dark Angel when she lost all of that weight. :/ I dunno, we're on the internet man. Seeing as how "beautiful ass" is everywhere in this zany cyberworld I don't understand why people are so strung out on the big celebrities. It must be the name brand, because if you type the word booty in a google Image search you'll get about 6000 better bums in a second. Hell, on the first page alone.

Zeenbor · Sep 16, 2005

Jessica Alba is one of the few celebrity women that sends shivers down my spine. She is gorgeous and these pics... OMG WTF HI2U FHUTA BBQ!

karasu · Sep 16, 2005

Ignatz Mouse said:
Pics, please!

I don't care if it's Alba or not, these are hot pics. Not just for the body, but for the posing. I'll take any more you have, celebrity or not.

Until then--- STFU.

I don't like you.

tedtropy · Sep 16, 2005

Great King Bowser · Sep 16, 2005

tedtropy said:

:lol

Hells yeah.

Fuzzy · Sep 16, 2005

tedtropy said:

No that's a revolution I could get behind.

Ecrofirt · Sep 16, 2005

http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

Jesus, is he trying to blow her up like a beach ball or something?

Ruzbeh · Sep 16, 2005

Ecrofirt said:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/archives/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

Jesus, is he trying to blow her up like a beach ball or something?

He's nibbling on her nipples.

I just noticed what an ugly bastard that guy is. Srsly. What does Alba want with such a f0ogly!? LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!!

Flynn · Sep 16, 2005

In every shot where she's not smiling she looks like she's smelling a fart.

tedtropy · Sep 16, 2005

Flynn said:
In every shot where she's not smiling she looks like she's smelling a fart.

FACT: Jessica Alba's farts smell like fresh summer rain.

Widfara · Sep 17, 2005

Guys, I am wanking right now. No joke. Oh shit I just let my load off.

Leon · Sep 17, 2005

Widfara said:
Guys, I am wanking right now. No joke. Oh shit I just let my load off.

Is that dribbling down your leg too?

VALIS · Sep 17, 2005

Widfara said:
Guys, I am wanking right now. No joke. Oh shit I just let my load off.

Mr. Bigglesworth · Sep 17, 2005

Widfara said:
Guys, I am wanking right now. No joke.

Me too. I'm gonna scream 'monkey steals the peach' when i come.

Ford Prefect · Sep 17, 2005

Widfara said:
Guys, I am wanking right now. No joke. Oh shit I just let my load off.

Is that dribbling down your leg too?

Me too. I'm gonna scream 'monkey steals the peach' when i come.

good lord

Macam · Sep 17, 2005

This thread is massively disappointing

Nick · Sep 17, 2005

Wasn't she dating Chris Evans? Who is this white trash man sucking on her gazongas?

BTW, HI2U Jessica Alba. You're pretty pretty. <3

hXc_thugg · Sep 17, 2005

VALIS said:

Oh baby. FAPFAPFAP

Widfara · Sep 17, 2005

hXc_thugg said:
Oh baby. FAPFAPFAP

hahah, any avatar I have from now on will either be Shane or the Pogues in general.

hXc_thugg · Sep 17, 2005

GAF needs some Spider Stacy action! Tin whistles are so phallic.

ToyMachine228 · Sep 17, 2005

tedtropy said:

I approve of this post. Oh what I would give to get behind that.

norinrad21 · Sep 17, 2005

tedtropy said:

approved.................hmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhhhhh

Phoenix · Sep 17, 2005

tedtropy said:

LOL, excellent.

J2 Cool · Sep 18, 2005

If I were the old guy in back, I'd be jacking off too.

Zinista · Sep 19, 2005

The Bikini set can be found here (With thumbnails!

)...

http://skankz.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1334

CloudNL · Sep 19, 2005

What is she doing with that ugly guy?
Jessica are you reading this? Send me a PM plz.

Doth Togo · Sep 19, 2005

:lol Idiot.

Idioteque · Sep 19, 2005

she's gross

Mugen · Sep 19, 2005

Idioteque said:
she's gross

WHAT?

tedtropy · Sep 19, 2005

Idioteque said:
she's gross

PENISASPLODE.

callous · Sep 19, 2005

BigGreenMat said:
I keep hearing this argument, but the fact remains Alba is smoking, she is more smoking than 99.99999% of the woman on this planet. Is she flawless? No, but to say she is just like any chick walking around is completely false. Hate people downplaying crap like this.

I'm usually the first person to downplay silly adoration of people who, without their fame, wouldn't be all that special, but Jessica Alba is the exception. You really just do not see girls as perfect as this more than a few times a year, if that.

Leatherface · Sep 19, 2005

I fucking love that woman. LOVE. You hear me?!! SHE'S MINE!!!

Beer Monkey · Sep 19, 2005

Widfara · Sep 19, 2005

tedtropy said:
PENISASPLODE.

:lol

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