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Jesus image materializes in plaster wall

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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico."
 

themadcowtipper

Smells faintly of rancid stilton.
his Starting bid: US $1,999.99 and you also
Successful, winning bidder is responsible to arrange and negotiate removal and replacement of wall section at their own cost, subject to prior arrangement. Please contact seller prior to bidding with any questions.

noway anyone is going to pay him then pay to remove and replace the wall...his only hope is goldenpalace.com
 

Juno

LIAR and a FELON
I really will lose my faith in mankind if someone pays that rediculous sum for something that is most likely faked (for the sole purpose of Ebay).

Could you imagine someone coming round to your house and you showing them your Jesus in plaster...

"That's cool. How much?"

"A steal! It only cost me about $2500 in total."

:lol
 

teh_pwn

"Saturated fat causes heart disease as much as Brawndo is what plants crave."
I've got to start making jesus images. They sell like hotcakes.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
:lol

I like the blurb underneath the main heading: "Water stain is the son of God." :lol Not "Water stain looks like the son of God," or "Water stain bears a striking resemblance to the son of God"-- no, "Water stain is the son of God."


Makes transubstantiation seem like a cheap parlor trick by comparison. :D
 

Slurpy

*drowns in jizz*
Of all the places Jesus would appear, he had to pick washroom mold?

And that guy should clean that crap up.
 

ronito

Member
Just a few days ago me and a few co-workers were deciding what we were going to do for a living if our company ever outsourced our jobs and we came up with the idea of making waffle irons that make waffles with an image of the virgin mary on this.

We'd call it Virgin Mary Waffles: They're sacrilicous! (tm)

At first I thought it was funny, now I'm thinking there's money to be made.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Methinks Jesus was just trying to get a peak in at the dude's girlfriend. I mean look at that palace, she's got to one hell of a hottie.
 

Jdw40223

Member
This is just pathetic. He has no bids... its starting at $1999.99?!?! hahaha This freakin loser is only exposing his dirty azz bathroom. I think someone will pay HIM to clean it. That would be more cost efficient.
 

Escape Goat

Member
If you were the son of God would you let your image appear on cinnamon buns and molding bathroom plaster? Someone needs to talk to Jesus about brand recognition and consolidate his product line.
 
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