Jesus image materializes in plaster wall

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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to appear in a tortilla in Mexico."
 
his Starting bid: US $1,999.99 and you also
Successful, winning bidder is responsible to arrange and negotiate removal and replacement of wall section at their own cost, subject to prior arrangement. Please contact seller prior to bidding with any questions.

noway anyone is going to pay him then pay to remove and replace the wall...his only hope is goldenpalace.com
 
I really will lose my faith in mankind if someone pays that rediculous sum for something that is most likely faked (for the sole purpose of Ebay).

Could you imagine someone coming round to your house and you showing them your Jesus in plaster...

"That's cool. How much?"

"A steal! It only cost me about $2500 in total."

:lol
 
I've got to start making jesus images. They sell like hotcakes.
 
:lol

I like the blurb underneath the main heading: "Water stain is the son of God." :lol Not "Water stain looks like the son of God," or "Water stain bears a striking resemblance to the son of God"-- no, "Water stain is the son of God."


Makes transubstantiation seem like a cheap parlor trick by comparison. :D
 
Of all the places Jesus would appear, he had to pick washroom mold?

And that guy should clean that crap up.
 
Just a few days ago me and a few co-workers were deciding what we were going to do for a living if our company ever outsourced our jobs and we came up with the idea of making waffle irons that make waffles with an image of the virgin mary on this.

We'd call it Virgin Mary Waffles: They're sacrilicous! (tm)

At first I thought it was funny, now I'm thinking there's money to be made.
 
Methinks Jesus was just trying to get a peak in at the dude's girlfriend. I mean look at that palace, she's got to one hell of a hottie.
 
This is just pathetic. He has no bids... its starting at $1999.99?!?! hahaha This freakin loser is only exposing his dirty azz bathroom. I think someone will pay HIM to clean it. That would be more cost efficient.
 
If you were the son of God would you let your image appear on cinnamon buns and molding bathroom plaster? Someone needs to talk to Jesus about brand recognition and consolidate his product line.
 
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