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Funky Papa · Jun 9, 2005

And with NSFW I really mean not safe for work.

http://s23.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2MX41W10HDA1B1KWS90UUP5WXY

This is 100% legit, no kidding.

Wario64 · Jun 9, 2005

omg :lol :lol

this plus the music video, oh man

TITS UP, CLUTCH DOWN, PEDAL TO DA FLOOR

Funky Papa · Jun 9, 2005

Fuck that shit man, I AM UPLOADING THE OLD INTRO AGAIN!

Give me five minutes.

sprsk · Jun 9, 2005

i hate this.

aoi tsuki · Jun 9, 2005

:lol What... the... hell? That was both extremely disturbing and great.

Borys · Jun 9, 2005

sp0rsk said:
i hate this.

nice tits tho

Soul4ger · Jun 9, 2005

I yearn for the good ol' days.

DMczaf · Jun 9, 2005

...

:lol

sprsk · Jun 9, 2005

Borys said:
nice tits tho

well yeah

Mike Works · Jun 9, 2005

hahaha, what the fuck?

golem · Jun 9, 2005

now thats emergent gameplay.

suaveric · Jun 9, 2005

I'm not sure what they're selling, but I'm buying!

Funky Papa · Jun 9, 2005

And here's the old intro (Acclaim era)

http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0R2POQ7F1HU5N3TF5ZZV4PHGL6

Somebody rehost the files please, yousendit has a small download limit.

Geek · Jun 9, 2005

Why is it so hard for me to play AVI files? Did I spend too much of my youth huffing?

What's the codec, Kenneth?!?!

Funky Papa · Jun 9, 2005

I used Divx 5.2.1 www.divx.com

Skin · Jun 9, 2005

My god that old intro really is disturbingly bad. Acclaim deserved to die. The new one doesn't make any sense whatsoever, but hey, it's got tits! :lol

Funky Papa · Jun 9, 2005

The first one is not the intro but a viral ad. It is still awesome

Jacobi · Jun 9, 2005

Watched it already 5 times (the new one), it's just addictive

Meier · Jun 9, 2005

Nice tits. Thanks.

evil ways · Jun 9, 2005

:lol

Bouncing titties marketing.

Roland Hood · Jun 10, 2005

I played the demo at the Sony store. I saw no titties.

speedpop · Jun 10, 2005

Roland Hood said:
I played the demo at the Sony store. I saw no titties.

:lol :lol :lol

We were all deceived!

belgurdo · Jun 10, 2005

I love Britain

CajoleJuice · Jun 10, 2005

Those were nice.

op_ivy · Jun 10, 2005

this... is in the game? :lol jesus

mj1108 · Jun 10, 2005

If this is what they're doing now for an ad, the next DOA ad should be interesting. :lol

op_ivy said:
this... is in the game? :lol jesus

Those tits are real time -- not rendered.

Ranger X · Jun 10, 2005

I like the bounce. I'd hit her.

Scrow · Jun 10, 2005

i can honestly say i couldn't understand a word that was said in that intro, except for "pedal to the floor"

what language are these people speaking?

oh and the chick in the viral thing... nice.

GhaleonEB · Jun 10, 2005

Wyzdom said:
I like the bounce. I'd hit her.

Okay, dumb question time. Does "hit her" mean "screw her"? Must have missed the announcment when the phase was introduced.

Is "hit her" the new "the shit" (a phrase whose 'new meaning' was also lost on me to rather hilarious effect for a while)?

belgurdo · Jun 10, 2005

GhaleonEB said:
Okay, dumb question time. Does "hit her" mean "screw her"? Must have missed the announcment when the phase was introduced.

Is "hit her" the new "the shit" (a phrase whose 'new meaning' was also lost on me to rather hilarious effect for a while)?

I think people have been saying "hit it" for at least 10 years now...

Meier · Jun 10, 2005

belgurdo said:
I think people have been saying "hit it" for at least 10 years now...

Might be a bit of an exageration, but yeah "hit it" is nothing new.

Scrow · Jun 10, 2005

GhaleonEB said:
Okay, dumb question time. Does "hit her" mean "screw her"? Must have missed the announcment when the phase was introduced.

Is "hit her" the new "the shit" (a phrase whose 'new meaning' was also lost on me to rather hilarious effect for a while)?

you didn't get the memo?

talking head · Jun 10, 2005

fantastic jubblies.

SolidSnakex · Jun 10, 2005

Scrow said:
i can honestly say i couldn't understand a word that was said in that intro, except for "pedal to the floor"

what language are these people speaking?

oh and the chick in the viral thing... nice.

Tits up, clutch down, pedal to the floor.

talking head · Jun 10, 2005

ps what song is the rap song in that commercial sampling? it sounds familiar.

Patrick Klepek · Jun 10, 2005

That marketing video for Juiced is fucking awesome :lol

GhaleonEB · Jun 10, 2005

Scrow said:
you didn't get the memo?

lol

What can I say? I'm usually a good 5 years behind on my slang. Heck, I used both "groovy" and "knarly" in a sentence yesterday. :lol

Scrow · Jun 10, 2005

GhaleonEB said:
lol

What can I say? I'm usually a good 5 years behind on my slang. Heck, I used both "groovy" and "knarly" in a sentence yesterday. :lol

you'll have my respect if you can use "groovy", "knarly", "rad" AND "bodacious" in a sentence IRL, while keeping a straight face

explodet · Jun 10, 2005

I am two minds of this.

Left Brain: This is pretty offensive, humiliating a woman by stripping her in public isn't something I should enjoy.

Right Brain: Holy shit, those are some great tits. And the bounce! I'm putting this on loop.

GhaleonEB · Jun 10, 2005

explodet said:
I am two minds of this.

Left Brain: This is pretty offensive, humiliating a woman by stripping her in public isn't something I should enjoy.

Right Brain: Holy shit, those are some great tits. And the bounce! I'm putting this on loop.

It it's any help to your Left Brain, it looks like she was filmed on a bluescreen and added to the shot.

explodet · Jun 10, 2005

GhaleonEB said:
It it's any help to your Left Brain, it looks like she was filmed on a bluescreen and added to the shot.

Not really, as my Left Brain also realizes she and everybody else was paid to be there. It's more the concept than the execution.

Now if you'll excuse me, my Right Brain is distracting me.

RunWhiteBoyRun · Jun 10, 2005

The beat is from White Lines.. not sure who that is rapping.. maybe Meth?

Dr_Cogent · Jun 10, 2005

Now thats my kind of ad.

Senretsu · Jun 10, 2005

bounce! How is that even possible? I've never seen that before, can women really do that?

100Bullets · Jun 10, 2005

And they say American's have issues.

kIdMuScLe · Jun 10, 2005

what country is this commercial from?

aoi tsuki · Jun 10, 2005

explodet said:
I am two minds of this.

Left Brain: This is pretty offensive, humiliating a woman by stripping her in public isn't something I should enjoy.

Right Brain: Holy shit, those are some great tits. And the bounce! I'm putting this on loop.

Yeah, the idea is pretty fucked up. Ripping a woman's clothes off and then making her breasts jiggle as if by a an invisible hand is hentai material. And how is this thread still around when the no pants arcade gaming thread is locked?

CosmicGroinPull · Jun 10, 2005

NIIIIIIIIIICE.

FiRez · Jun 10, 2005

Thanks...................and I was thinking not searching porn today

Andy787 · Jun 10, 2005

Link is unavailable. Anyone got a mirror? I wanna see the titties.

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